Have you done your taxes yet?
Have you done them? (No)
Do you do them or do you get them done for you? (I do them)
Long form or short? (looooong)
Are you paying more or getting some of your cash back? (paying)
Do you go into a funk about this time of year because of them? (I do)
Do you think that it could be made easier? (yes)
What would make it easier? (less doublespeak)
Would easier equal fairer? (not sure, for me probably)
What is fairer? (every pays and equal percentage)
Would you like to guess what I get to do this weekend?