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What does your ideal woman look like, for either men or women?

Asked by Adirondackwannabe (33824 points ) April 4th, 2014

Would she be three feet tall, with a flat head (to set your beer down) with pistol grip ears? And I will shoot anyone that takes this seriously. And believe me I’m capable of that today.

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

She’s pretty hot, in a disturbing kind of way. Thanks for the chuckle.

Juels's avatar

Like me. I’m perfect. ;)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Juels Thanks, I agree. I’ll take two of you.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Do you ask this question because of peer pressure? ~

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Actually it was because of my mother. She’s concerned how our kids are going to look.

Blackberry's avatar

The body of London Andrews or Carmella Bing, with the brain of….Well, the brain doesn’t matter. :P

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Blackberry Yeah, screw it, some days brains are overrated.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Who wouldn’t want a midget, seriously? You ever watch Chelsea Handler and her co-host Chewy? Good stuff right there.

PM if you need to chat.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No but I’ll check her out. I did help a little person out this past weekend. I was in a store and she’s looking up at a shelf that’s even with my head. No way she was reaching that.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe I also dig The Little Couple on learning channel, they’re such a cute couple and have adopted two kids, both midgets, they’re just so tiny and cute!! lol

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

That’s hot. I like a woman that can kick my ass.

Symbeline's avatar

Me too.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

That she can kick my ass or your ass?

Symbeline's avatar

Both of us. :D

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

We’ll double team her. Winner get’s their way with the loser.
That’s kind of a win-win. :)

Symbeline's avatar

We’ll clothesline her haha.

ucme's avatar

Dark hair, brown eyes, athletic figure, lovely firm pert breasts…not big ones, just a nice handful.
I’ve never been into blondes & as for gingers…let’s not go there :D

cookieman's avatar

Intelligent and educated.
Kind and thoughtful.
Pale skin, nice eyes, red hair.
Not too thin.

basically, my wife (‘cept she don’t have red hair)

LuckyGuy's avatar

In infrared light she needs to radiate more than the background.

janbb's avatar

^^Trust the engineer.

ragingloli's avatar

…to forget environmental variables. what is the background temperature?

Leanne1986's avatar

I seem to be attracted to women who look like they could beat the crap out of me yet still have a femininity about them. I think Julie Graham is the most beautiful woman I have ever seem. The Scottish accent helps too!

I really want to sexy wrestle with that woman!

Leanne1986's avatar

@ucme dark hair, dark eyes, not too big or too small breasts and athletic figure… I don’t want to toot my own horn but you just described me!!

ucme's avatar

@Leanne1986 Hiya pet, you come here often :D

Kardamom's avatar

She’d look like Martin Clunes, so I could well, uh, you know, with her.

janbb's avatar

@Kardamom Oy! Take that image away, please.

augustlan's avatar

@cookieman “Pale skin, nice eyes, red hair” Hey, that’s me! How you doin’?

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