What funny/cute errors did you make as a kid with regards to reading?

Could be with book reading or some street sign or whatever.
I remember two from my childhood, as my grandma & I were about to enter a shop with her dog, I stopped & informed her the sign in the window said No Dogs Allowed to which she replied, “that’s okay, she’s very quiet”
Another time walking along with my mum, No Cycling was printed across the pavement, I asked her…“why no giggling?”