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Story Game: If you could only see the last answer in the thread, what story line would you write?

Asked by prolificus (6583points) May 1st, 2014

Write one line based on the last line you see above. Don’t cheat by reading through the thread before you write.

Angrily she threw her wine glass after she learned the house had no more sweet nectar to offer.

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Mimishu1995's avatar

Little did she know that the wine glass flew all its way and hit a nearby policeman before smashing her neighbor’s window.

Dan_Lyons's avatar

Nor did she know that the policeman was tailing her neighbor whose window she smashed because she is secretly a mafioso hit girl and her next target…

prolificus's avatar

“Damn!” she screamed in frustration upon seeing the smashed window and knowing she would have to pay for it even though her bank account was practically empty.

Mimishu1995's avatar

“I will have to work for the money fast!” she thought. “But first I have to avoid the goddamned cop”. With that thought in mind she went to her secret hideout…

Mimishu1995's avatar

And blew the cop’s head without him knowing it!

Dan_Lyons's avatar

Now that she avoided the goddamned cop, it was time to get out there and make some do ray mi!!

Mimishu1995's avatar

By contacting her Mafia boss for a job. But she quickly dismissed the idea because it turned out that the neighbor whose window was smashed was actually her boss…

Dan_Lyons's avatar

and when she shot the cop one of the bullets ricocheted striking that neighbor and…

prolificus's avatar

once she saw the blood pouring out of the bullet hole, she knew her evening would become more than she had bargained.

ucme's avatar

The Endto be continued

Mimishu1995's avatar

Part 2: Several month later at a cemetery…

ucme's avatar

The undead rose, merrily playing Thriller on a batch of kazoos recently stolen from the local glee club

Mimishu1995's avatar

One of them was the dead policeman.

ucme's avatar

Kojak, lollipop still lodged in his mouth, he made his way to the candy store where a gang of 5 year olds were robbing the joint, armed with catapults…

Mimishu1995's avatar

Just then she entered the candy store…

ucme's avatar

& formerly warned Kojak that he was behaving inappropriately toward minors, the offending kids swiftly ran away with their booty & their virginity in tact.

Mimishu1995's avatar

She saw and recognized the policeman she had murdered.

ucme's avatar

Filled with remorse, she felt a strange desire to buff his bald head & smash plates on the floor in traditional Greek style.

GloPro's avatar

Opa! <smash>

ibstubro's avatar

As she massaged his dead bald head, feta cheese began to surface, explaining her strange desire.

Strauss's avatar

And then she noticed his head was not bald at all, but his hair was arranged in dreadlocks, and that the music in the background was actually Thrilla!

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