Death Match 2014... Santa's Reindeer vs the Seven Dwarves... Who survives?

The dwarves win hands down. As I remember, the dwarves were armed to the teeth with huge pick axes and lethal shovels. Even sharpened hooves and a threatening red nose stand little chance against psychotic “little” people plagued by a lifetime of resentment for mistreatment resulting from their stature.

Dopey would probably shag them all instead, him being all stoopid & that.

Ok @stanleybmanly, I get that. But how would the dwarves thwart the reindeer arial attack? They’re like flying drones with horns man.

Is Dopey really that stoopid @ucme? I always thought of him more as a stoner… as in Dopey.

The dwarves.
They have access to ancient dwarven magical artifacts, weapons and armour.

And dwarf forgery is second to none, so even if they just have shovels and pickaxes, those must be some pretty badass mining tools.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies He’s tick as shoite, must be oirish den.

@Symbeline
forge

I just called dwarves a bunch of hackers, didn’t I? XD

you called them fakers

But really, that’s how you’re supposed to say it? Dwarf forge? Dwarf forging?

Dwarven forge works better.

This is completely random but it makes me think about how one can literally learn the elf language from Lord of the Rings. But what about dwarves? I’d try to learn it, if there’s actually books about how to do so. Dwarven language, I mean. after I get the English language down, anyway XD

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies I had completely ignored the considerations of “death from above” Ambush at grazing time would seem the solution. Ruminants require a lot of fodder, so there would be a LOT of grazing. Of course the flying thing is a tremendous advantage ,and grants the deer the ability to dine virtually world wide in pristine dwarf free meadows untouched by other large herbivores, let alone tiny men. Why are they fighting, anyway?

Reindeer. Simple.
They take the dwarves on a Sleigh Ride and do a Sleigh Roll at 3000 feet. Bye bye dwarves,
7 with one blow. lol

flying, bah. Dwarves fight dragons all the time.

Obviously the dwarves. Santa’s reindeer just don’t have it in them. I’ll grant you they’re stealthy, but they’re tiny. And they’re not going to fight dirty.

@Coloma That’s only if the dwarves let themselves be taken. Which they wouldn’t.

I agree with Dwarven Forge works best.

The reindeers would rain death on the dwarves, even if they weren’t the cute little Disney ones, but the gnarly ones from the Hobbit books. Those nine reindeer fly so fast they circle the globe in one night. Don’t forget their master is believed to be an elf, even if he is a jolly old one.

Sneezy gave everyone SARS. They all die. The end.

@Symbeline

Tolkien made a language for the dwarves. It’s Hebrew-based, thus all the weird kh sounds. It’s called khuzdul. More here

Bizarur ghelekh! :D

@filmfann remains unchallenged.