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What funny quotes do you have?

Asked by talljasperman (18259 points ) 3 months ago

I’ll start:
All messed up with no where to go?

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Coloma's avatar

Leave it to me to put all of my eggs in one bastard. Dorothy Parker.

Blackberry's avatar

”...and Libertarians are Republicans that just want to smoke weed.”

I thought it was funny at the time.

Coloma's avatar

@Blackberry LOL…hmmm….I might need to ponder that a bit longer.

Coloma's avatar

Nah, I’m just a Happy Brownie liberal. lol

Mimishu1995's avatar

I’m not short of money, but I don’t have any.

AshLeigh's avatar

My favorite inspirational quote is “I lost my pants… But I found myself.”

chyna's avatar

David Muir of ABC News called a man who turned 99 today and asked how he made to 99 years old. The man replied “by having a birthday every year.” Ha!

Coloma's avatar

^^^ Haha cute!

Coloma's avatar

My own quote:

Most people have the personality of a loaf of bread, usually crusty sourdough.

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