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When wearing white, you should not_____?

Asked by maybellekim (151 points ) 1 month ago

Just want to know, what should not people do when wearing white clothes.

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ucme's avatar

Shite

ZEPHYRA's avatar

wear black underwear or any other color for that matter.

AshLeigh's avatar

Eat spaghetti.

Dan_Lyons's avatar

Play in the mud.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Kill someone with a knife ~

AshLeigh's avatar

You can kill them with a gun though. That’s fine.

snowberry's avatar

Don’t wear white and keep a black dog or cat. Doesn’t work. We’ve tried over and over!

Brian1946's avatar

…wear a white hood with eye holes. ;-)

ucme's avatar

Enter a haunted place during mating season, oh dear me no.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Be a virgin.

livelaughlove21's avatar

Be in your period with a very heavy flow.

flip86's avatar

Let your 3 year old near you with markers.

Pachy's avatar

walk along the highway in a sow storm.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Go to a funeral

marinelife's avatar

Sit down in anything.

Seek's avatar

To give a real answer (because I’m feeling bleh today)

Don’t wear a white bra. It seems like it would be a good idea, but the white-on-white is really obvious, unless the dress is made out of canvas or something ridiculously thick like that.

Wear a bra that matches your skin tone as closely as possible, with no lace or stripes or whatever.

cookieman's avatar

@Pachy: a “sow” storm?!?!

It’s raining pigs, hallelujah,
It’s raining pigs, amen!

GloPro's avatar

Don’t get caught in the rain.

DipanshiK's avatar

Not go out in rain..check the weather schedule.
Avoid wearing a coloured under piece.
And the most important- wear it with grace. :-)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@GloPro I’d beg to differ. That can lead to some interesting effects.

BeenThereSaidThat's avatar

wear black shoes.

Pachy's avatar

@cookieman, I just spotted the damned typo. All I can say is… sow sorry.

filmfann's avatar

Eat barbeque.
Walk in the rain.

jca's avatar

Have your period. (said previously by @livelaughlove21).

jca's avatar

Eat chocolate ice cream.

jca's avatar

Wear black stockings.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Go strawberry picking, crawling on hands and knees in strawberry patch.

GloPro's avatar

Wear spray tan

Pachy's avatar

work in a coal mine or on an oil derrick

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

Read the Sunday New York Times.

Pachy's avatar

Use carbon paper.

dxs's avatar

Haha is this Fluther Family Feud or something? I’m gonna say you should not do landscaping.
Survey said…?

Pachy's avatar

Take up painting or charcoal drawing.

Luiveton's avatar

kiss a clown

GloPro's avatar

Burp a baby

zenvelo's avatar

Go to a wedding unless you are the bride or the groom or the minister.

Kardamom's avatar

Don’t eat any of the following: pizza, pasta, BBQ, corn on the cob with butter, ice cream, flamin’ hot cheetos, chili dogs, chicken wings, juicy hamburgers, grape juice, snow cones.

Don’t take on a painting project, oil change, gardening project, dog grooming project or play tug of war.

Don’t wear striped or polka dotted underwear under your clothes.

ucme's avatar

attempt in any way to imitate the Nazarene Hayzous, this behaviour runs a very real risk of a pox being placed on you & your family #godthevengefulbastard

Pachy's avatar

attend a devil worship meeting.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Clean the chimney on your wood stove.

GloPro's avatar

Eat s’mores sitting next to children eating s’mores

Symbeline's avatar

@ucme and @Mimishu1995

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

AstroChuck's avatar

…walk the streets in India during Holi.

AstroChuck's avatar

…eat Cheetos.

Pachy's avatar

stomp grapes at a winery

JLeslie's avatar

Walk in the city.

Walk in the rain.

Don’t sit down.

Don’t take public transportation including airplanes.

Don’t wear a white bra or white underwear. Or, I guess I should say wear flesh colored undergarments.

Also, don’t wear white too tight every bulge shows.

Haleth's avatar

After reading everyone’s answers, yeahhhhh I’m never wearing white again. I love coffee and red wine too much.

JLeslie's avatar

There is a good thing about white—you can bleach it. Other light colors when you stain it your screwed.

In Florida I wear white. Since the earth here is sand it is less dirty here than many places. That doesn’t help if sit somewhere that has something sticky on it (gross) but it helps in a general just walking around town way.

Seek's avatar

You can wear white cotton.

I definitely don’t recommend white linen. Bleach will simply eat linen.

Kardamom's avatar

Oh yeah, don’t wear white if you’re going to the county fair.

GloPro's avatar

@Kardamom LOL, yeah, no mutton busting in your Easter whites.

Luiveton's avatar

When wearing white you should not fart. It might become green.

dxs's avatar

Green?

Luiveton's avatar

I watch too many cartoons.

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