What's the most ridiculous/comical thing you've ever done because of a crush?

In eleventh grade, I pretended to have a passionate interest in collegiate basketball because my then boyfriend did. Read about, listened to, attended games that I found boring, tedious and a waste of time…all in the name of young love.

I married her…

That line is supposed to be, “Reader, I married him.”

I don’t swing that way, @janbb. I thought that was evident by now.

Where do I start…?

I allowed myself to be deeply humiliated in front of friends and family.
What could be more comical?