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(NSFW) Have you ever pooped your pants?

Asked by GloPro (8213 points ) July 8th, 2014 from iPhone

Did anyone know? What did you do?

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Mimishu1995's avatar

I plead the 5th on this one.

Luckily it always happens at home, so I can hide it easily.

anniereborn's avatar

I have when I had the flu really bad.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Yes, when I had severe food poisoning. At first I was told to wait at the emergency room, but when they noticed boy did they work on me fast. Second time was when my dad was giving me a lecture over the phone ( long distance call ) and thought I was trying to avoid him by telling him that I needed the loo. He told me, ” You aren’t going anywhere, just sit down and listen to me!” I did just that not wanting to be rude and the rest is obvious. It wasn’t a cordless phone but the next day I got one!

mazingerz88's avatar

Accidental or pre-meditated-? LOL

Pooped in pants big time once around 1994. Once in the front yard, I just let it go at 4 in the morning. Used the water hose to clean myself before going into the house. All I can say is Yuck. : )

livelaughlove21's avatar

Can’t say I have. No close calls that I can think of either.

My husband did when he was a kid – 9 or 10 years old. He had to go when he left school and had to hold it the whole bus ride, run (cheeks clenched) from the bus stop to his house, and just got into the bathroom before he couldn’t hold it anymore. The only person that knew was his mom, who told him to put his clothes in the tub and she’d clean them. Poor baby. :(

dxs's avatar

I remember soiling my undergarments when I was a kid. I remember the feeling you get after it happened. Yuck. Shit happens.

filmfann's avatar

When I had the flu.
That I have only done that when I had the flu is the result of resourcefulness. I worked in the field, and that meant there were often no bathrooms around for miles, and that occasionally food poisoning would happen from leaving your lunch in a hot truck.
You become quick to recognize that rumble in your stomach that is the 2 minute warning. You know you have 2 minutes to have your pants down and be pointed in the right direction.
When you are isolated in the barren lands between remote cities, you grab your tent, a bucket, and a box of hand wipes. If you are quick, you will only make a mess in the bucket.

Michael_Huntington's avatar

A few times, yeah
I almost came close after an afternoon of bar hopping.

DominicX's avatar

Lol.

The last time I full on did it, I was 10, and I had the stomach flu. Had already gotten out of bed to go to the bathroom like 5 times, figured I could wait this time. Didn’t work and as I tried to race to the bathroom, I “relaxed”. The worst part is that I was so embarrassed that I didn’t want to tell my parents and I tried to clean it up on my own and that was an unpleasant experience :(

Um in recent years being very drunk and trying to avoid using a public bathroom caused me to have a very small accident and no, no one found out. Even I didn’t find out right away…classy. _

GloPro's avatar

I have, only once.

I was in the woods with a new boyfriend and a former flame. We were out for firewood. I was wearing white cotton shorts and had just gotten back from 7 days in Vegas. I was in the back of the jeep when I felt that tell-tale stomache drop. Lucky for me the roof wasn’t on. I yelled “Stop, I need to pee!” And jumped out. I ran down an embankment out of line of sight and got my pants down just in time. I swear, liquid hot magma shot out of me right as the tree branch I was holding broke. I sat it it, hard. I was surrounded by Aspen and Pine trees. No big leaves. I scooted down to a patch of moss and did the best I could. I pulled my shorts up and scooted around on the moss to muck up the back of my shorts, and came out of the woods with a story that I had slipped and slid.

The boys headed off into the woods with chainsaws, and I snuck a golf towel from a golf bag and tried to do a better job. I buried the towel in a hollow log. I’m so glad no one wanted to take that log as firewood.

I have no clue if my cover-up was successful, but that was one of the longest afternoons of my life.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I was seven years old. We were at the shore. I’ll never forget.

Dan_Lyons's avatar

Just last night. I was somewhat embarrassed, but luckily I was wearing my tidy whities!

ucme's avatar

Every time a wasp chases me, well…almost.

Aster's avatar

I’ve got a great story about this one! My husband and I went to Las Vegas and we ate breakfast at a buffet before leaving for home. On the way home , in the backseat, I did the deed in a BOX OF TRISCUITS and felt no nausea at all. It went on for hours. We stopped at a motel and I showered then got in bed. I was asleep in ten seconds. I supposed I was quite dehydrated.
I can’t stand to think what I would have done if we had flown home. I’m nervous right now thinking about it but I’m so glad that Triscuits are absorbent. lol

GloPro's avatar

HAHAHAHA! Triscuits will never be the same for me.

Kardamom's avatar

One time, after having left work and having a cup of coffee before I left, I got stuck in really bad traffic, so it took about 3 and a half hours to get home as opposed to 45 minutes. Those last 15 minutes of trying to hold it in were agony. So I got a little poopy dribble in my drawers before I was able to run inside and use the toilet. Had to chuck those underwear.

rory's avatar

Once, and it was AWFUL. I was sitting on a park bench, making out with a girl actually, and the next think I knew, I really had to go, and a little bit came out before I could prevent it. She didn’t notice. I said I really had to pee, and we went to some restaurant and I used their bathroom. I ended up just wrapping the underpants in toilet paper and throwing them in the trash, and going commando the rest of the night.

Ugh.

OpryLeigh's avatar

A few years ago my boyfriend and I went to Scotland for a few days and I spent the whole time really constipated (didn’t go for at least four days). Until, that is, the 8 hour drive home when, about half way through, I started to feel really ill (someone above described it as a “stomach drop” which is exactly right!) I just wanted to get home so rather than ask him to stop the car at a services, I kept quiet, feeling so ill that I couldn’t even talk. Unfortunately, like @Kardamom the last 10–15 minutes of the journey was just too much. Luckily my boyfriend didn’t know (at least, he has never said anything!) and the minute we got home I locked myself in the bathroom and was very poorly for a good while! Boyfriend was really worried and so, after I told him why I had been so quiet (I left out some of the details!!) he made me promise that I would never suffer in silence again and I haven’t, it really wasn’t worth it!

talljasperman's avatar

Yes…that’s why I had the colonoscopy.

DominicX's avatar

I’m surprised by the amount of people who’ve done this; interesting. Can’t say I’ve ever asked my friends this question :P But this thread has made me feel less embarrassed about my “incidents” lol

jca's avatar

No. I go to the bathroom on a regular schedule so I don’t usually have this issue.

One time I really had to go bad, because I felt sick. I was in the parking lot at work and it took a lot of concentration to get past the waves of stomach cramps and I thought about what a mess I would have and how I’d have to just go straight home. Luckily, the cramps subsided and I made it to the bathroom at the job.

dxs's avatar

That reminds me of the time I got the runs while driving. It was so painful. I wanted to fold myself at my stomach. Luckily I was strong enough to remain shartless and hold it out in? until I got home.

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

No. I’ve had a close call when I’ve been ill but so far I’ve made it to the bathroom.

El_Cadejo's avatar

Came really close once when I was out for a bike ride. Made it back to the house just in time :)

When I was younger I had a friend who thought it was funny to fart all the time. “Hey…hey….el_cadejo, ready for this?” Followed by a grunt and in a nanosecond the smirk on his face vanished and was replaced with utter embarrassment as his face went bright red. Yeaaaa he shit himself… pretty bad at that too :P

LornaLove's avatar

I nearly did! I needed the toilet SO bad that I couldn’t walk, my boyfriend found this very funny and started a lean over the wall kind of laughing. This was on our way up from dinner to our hotel room. This made me laugh even more and every time I laughed I started farting in the general passage way. Not very becoming I know. Ugh! you had to be there I guess. haha!

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