What are you doing to celebrate Bastille Day today?

I’m planning to have French Fries with lunch.

I’m going sans culotte.

Invade.

Spring some political prisoners.

If anyone asks, I was here all day.

Vive l’épinedanslaboue. . (Now’s our chance to sneak in some French. Too bad SavoirFaire’s already done that.)

Knitting

^^Laissez rouler les bonnes têtes)

We could eat some of these link in memory of the former French emperor.

@janbb A Phrygian cap for Jake?

@thorninmud Quelle bonne idee!

I did plan on flying over Paris & dropping several deodorant bombs, but the damned plane is in the garage, bally propeller is playing up again, dash it all.
So instead I abducted a dozen or so mimes & booked them an appointment with Madame Guillotine…le flop un de bonce.

Man, and here I am with out my Côtes du Rhône! Merde.

Going to see my mom (who is half french) to celebrate her 89th birthday!

Thinking about mes petits fils…...

@anniereborn Bon anniversaire!

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And listen to Kraftwerk till I pass out.