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{NSFW} Sex outdoors?

Asked by LornaLove (6175 points ) 1 month ago

This is really not a smutty question! Rather it is a desperate plea for help!~ I am looking for ideas for places to have sex outdoors!

I ask, since the other day, my SO was filming me doing a knicker flash while I was getting out of the car. (I got in and out of the car a few times, so that he could get good footage). Further bracket (and no I have not lost my mind!).

The cops turned up and warned us. I went home shamefaced. Apparently a file was opened and now British Intelligence has me on file? Gosh, that really shows how unintelligent they are.

I did not realize that there were cameras all over the deserted parking lot and we were giving the cops a good old show.

The woods seem dodgy as the trees could have children and well, regular folk appearing from behind them, not good! The parks are also dodgy due to cameras. Help! Where does one go for outdoor sex?

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Tropical_Willie's avatar

In England there a surveillance cameras everywhere! Most crossroads have more than two.

Don’t try anything in the middle of an intersection.

talljasperman's avatar

Rent a double decker bus… or ask Virgin Galactic if you can join the 100 miles club legit. You might have to go to an acreage or somewhere remote like Antarctica.

LornaLove's avatar

@Tropical_Willie Ah! so that is why we are an uptight sexually repressed bunch?

rojo's avatar

The beach? The forest? The back yard? The moors?

syz's avatar

Filming? Seriously? Haven’t you heard al of the horror stories?

Smitha's avatar

Garage, Dressing rooms, beach, there’s always a spot where no one goes to. During the night time it’s easier or may be early morning when the sun is rising. You can also do it in the woods but bring a blanket to lay on, in a tent.

rojo's avatar

On top of Pen yr Ole Wen?

LornaLove's avatar

@syz horror stories?

El_Cadejo's avatar

I know you mentioned against the woods, but I don’t see the issue as long as you’re in a secluded place. I’m sure there are plenty of places you can hike where you’d be pretty assured there is no one around for miles.

And besides the risk of getting caught is half the fun.

kritiper's avatar

FYI, in case you didn’t know: May 8th is International Outdoor Intercourse Day because it is supposed to be the first day where the weather is warm enough to do the bump outdoors sans clothing (I hope.)
I would go to the site of a silver mine my grandfather ran back in the ‘60s. Northern Nevada. Secluded, remote as hell! You could walk around naked all day, if you wanted. (Sunburn City!) Some one could drive through, but that is a rarity.

DominicX's avatar

I would recommend the woods, but you should be familiar with the area first. I’ve done it in a secluded area near mountain biking trails; but I was already familiar with the place and knew that we were far away from the popular trails and that it was extremely unlikely that someone would find us there. Still, it didn’t totally erase the paranoia, but I have to agree with @El_Cadejo that that’s part of the fun :P

ucme's avatar

As long as it’s “out of public view” you can shag in your garden.
So grow those hedges & hump away.

Pazza's avatar

Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors….....
Beware the moon!!!!!!!!!

BEWARE THE MOOOOOOOOOON!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!........

Have you tried a railway tunnel??????
I’ve heard the middle rail is hot and hard. nya nya nya…..
(have you noticed how the middle rail runs right up the tunnel???)

im only jealous…...

Anyway. really.
You’re askin blokes to visualise places they’d like to have sex?
What did you think was gonna happen!?!

Pazza's avatar

(I also read ‘dodgy’ as doggy!)

TWICE!

Nope…....
Im reading it again an all I can see is doggy….........

LornaLove's avatar

@syz I could do with the advertising haha! I said sex, not filming, as we did that day. TMI I know.

talljasperman's avatar

You can ask how the porno film stars have sex outside…. My best guess is that they rent a mansion with a hugh backyard and film in peace.

Buttonstc's avatar

“Under the boardwalk
Down by the sea, On a blanket with my baby is where I’ll be…”

Or you could try a rooftop (obviously a flat one).

I imagine cameras in either place would be pretty unlikely.

El_Cadejo's avatar

@Buttonstc ”“Under the boardwalk…...I imagine cameras in either place would be pretty unlikely.”

Cameras, no, discarded needles and hobos, yes, plenty.

Buttonstc's avatar

You’re probably right but that song was written in a more innocent age. It was the first thing that popped into my head. Love that song ! !

El_Cadejo's avatar

There is no such thing as a more innocent age, just a less publicized age.

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