If men were really from Mars, what kind of a place would it be?

Clueless.

Chaos.

Mars would look exactly like my darling husband’s car, which I’ve affectionately named The Well of Crap. There are old newspapers, dirty socks and t-shirts, and who-knows-what else piled everywhere.

I just laugh. I’m a meticulous homemaker, so Paul’s car is the only place where he has free reign to be messy. A man’s car is his own domain, so Paul can do as he wishes. Within that Acura, Paul is the King of Crap.

Red and dusty ! ;>)

A home for wayward boys?

Ah hell let me try this: At least part of the female population isn’t lesbian. Covers head, balls, and face. Hope it’s enough.~

A place where men ate cars, then bars, then only ate guitars. Get up!

All the guys would look like John Madden. That guy manages to rumple a trench coat while he’s standing up, and his hair is somehow perpetually disheveled. If the Pigpen character from “Peanuts” were to grow up, he’d probably be John Madden’s doppelganger.

Or perhaps they’d look like this.

Faaabuloussss!

Big TV screens, fast cars, and women in thongs. I hope those women can wear a fur coat with the thong, because the men would also have the thermostat set too cold!

I’m thinking this

You are welcome!

A tad smelly?

Loads of tun, lots of penis sized craters in the dust, gotta hump sumfin.
The butt plug industry dominates the financial sector on Uranus.

A very well organized, planet-wide, peaceful civilization with the singular unified goal of getting to Venus.

Pythonesque. I imagine much silliness and it would be loud.

A place I wanna be.