Would you be attacked by 75 hornets, 120 bees, 225 mosquitoes, 7 vipers, or 5 large dogs?

Dogs are the easiest to stab in the neck.

Do you mean which would I rather deal with?
If so, the dogs or the vipers
I love dogs, so do not misunderstand my answer, but I have been trained how to kill an attack dog. And anybody can cut off a snakes head. Shit, I’ve killed a snake and eaten it during an exercise (tasted like chicken).
Not sure how do defend myself against hundreds of swarming insects.

5 large dogs… I can scare them off. would be fun. As long as I get have good shoes. I can kick block them.

AS long as it’s only 225 mosquitoes and no more I will take my chance with them.

@SQUEEKY2 Depends if it is female or male mosquitoes. Males don’t bite.

Shit, I’ve killed a snake and eaten it during an exercise (tasted like chicken).
Yeah, right. And chocolate covered ants taste like raisins I guess….. ~~

How about 72 virgins? Dirka, Dirka!

Virgins don’t have fangs, claws or stingers.

How about 10 poodles?

If poodles come in large size.

If no defense weapons are available and the mosquitoes are not carrying any microbes or parasites then I’ll take the mosquitoes. The hornets and bees would do me in pretty quick.

Dogs

I will take the 225 mojitos!

I will take the shark… they don’t deliberately hunt humans.

@talljasperman lol, considering most sharks don’t bother humans at all, that’s probably the safest bet. For the sake of danger, I propose it be a blue shark and that you have a paper cut on your thumb. Lol

Where da hell d’you get them numbers? Also, pantherwolf.

Yes you do.

The mozzies. Or the shark. I’m not worried about sharks.

I’ll take a whale shark: I’ll go swimming with her at a respectful distance.

100 Fraggles. and 1000 Doziers