How would you fake your own death?

Penguin drowns after the last ice floe melts!

Truck crash ,driver never found.

@janbb Pretty sure you died when that 1000 pound walrus had sex with you.

Drowned while hiking near a swollen river in the spring time. Car and camping gear left at camp site, wallet, phone, miscellaneous stuff found down stream. Body not found.

grow a clone of myself, kill her, and dump her in the middle of a park

@ragingloli Does that mean you’re a girl?

@Dutchess_III Oh – but what a way to go!

A boating accident seems like a good way to lose a body.

A drug related death, I was run over by a Pfizer truck.

Fluther killed me.

As a Pariah, it’d be quite easy to fade from others memory without them trying to find me and go somewhere else. Being “invisible” is the next best thing to being dead.

Mobster killed in gang war.

I live in Mountain Lion territory, soooo, cut myself, soak an item of clothing with my own blood, shred it some to mimic claw marks, leave it in the weeds in these hills, maybe next to a deer carcass that would say ” she must have stumbled across a cached kill”... Poof….no furthur investigation needed.

I would go with boating accident as well, but it’s not very plausible. Maybe a fire.

I’d tell people I was going for a dawn swim off the Western Australia coast and leave some of my swimmers on the beach, probably a bit ripped up.

Ocean swimming accident.

I wouldn’t fake a death, that’s too complicated. I’d disapear, and since the biggest debt I owe is like 800 bucks, no one would look for me for very long. Of course without identification of any kind, the only thing I could be after that is either homeless or a hermit in the wild or something.

An unfortunate collision between my VW Rabbit and a beer truck.

Boat crash.