What would your Christmas Tweet be?

Me 1, Sony 0.

Eff this holiday and eff you all. :)

Don’t feed me after midnight, no matter how much I beg.

@Hypocrisy_Central A tweet is 140 characters or less, not 150 words.

“May the Peace of Christmas be the gift to you and your family.”

@HMQueen Merry xmas maam, here’s hoping its your last #abdicate #diesoon #fucktheroyals

Eat, drink and be merry!

Some satanic prayer.

Merry Goosemas and a Honky New Year. from Santa Goose

@zenvelo A tweet is 140 characters or less, not 150 words.
Sorry, I don’t Tweet, Facebook, Tumbler, Instagram, or any of that stuff, so I guess my knowledge base is limited, as to their exact protocol.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, and if any of those offend you, then Happy Shut the Fuck Up.

Remember that getting presents are not the main reason for celebrating Christmas but sharing good thoughts and times with others.
Usually Christmas Season is the time to visit others not regularly seen in the year.
Also it is a time to feel thankful for all that you have.

@ragingloli This is done out of free will. We are making a choice, as opposed to being dragged off to some Christian church, and reciting canned prayers in front of a bunch of idiots.
That’s prolly the funniest shit I’ve ever heard lol. :D