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List of fun facts, what might yours be?

Asked by ucme (50047points) February 15th, 2015

1) You can’t wash your eyes with soap

2) You can’t count your hair

3) You can’t breathe through your nose with your tongue out

4) You just tried number 3

6) When you tried it, you found it was possible, but you looked like a dog

7) You’re smiling because you know you were fooled

8) You skipped number 5

9) You just checked to see if there was a number 5

10) Play with your friends & enjoy

Although it would probably be best not to write it down like this, because people can see what’s coming next…or cheat =0)

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ragingloli's avatar

I have a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong, too.
You read that last sentence twice, to make sure you were not trolled again.
You are also breathing manually while thinking of pink elephants.

Berserker's avatar

The Virgin Mary in yo TOAST, muff fuggas!

Protip: fact.

ucme's avatar

Haha, I knew this was a mistake, but it took me so long to type the bastard :D

ucme's avatar

I mean, who would even want to wash their eyes with soap?
A bald man with a few pathetic strands he combs over, he could count them.
Nowt wrong with looking like a dawg, some of my ex girlfriends looked a little spaniel-ish.

Berserker's avatar

In that Fresh Prince show, this is how James Avery got the part of uncle Phillip.
When they were auditioning for actors, Will Smith, already chosen of course, was sitting in a chair with his hat backwards and his feet on the table. James walked in, saw Will sitting like that and got pissed off at him apparently, telling him to get his feet off the table and take off his hat. He got the part right away.

True or not, though…

ucme's avatar

I want that to be true, so it is.

Berserker's avatar

Good nuff for me. I always liked James, he was also the voice of Shredder on the Ninja Turtles cartoon. Gone from this world today alas, but I’ll always remember him as an excellent entertainer from the 80’s and 90’s.

Coloma's avatar

I can breathe through my nose with my tongue out, I just tried it. Takes a little effort but it can be done. lol

Mimishu1995's avatar

11. None of the above.

trailsillustrated's avatar

It is news to me that you can’t breathe through your nose with your tongue out.

ucme's avatar

Haha, @Coloma & @trailsillustrated the point is that of course we can do that, it’s a trick to get you to do it & “look like a dog” see? :)

trailsillustrated's avatar

Duh ok hah. Haha. Hahaha.

ucme's avatar

Yeah, I didn’t find it funny either, but like I said, took me long enough to type it out & I wasn’t going to waste the effort.

Coloma's avatar

@ucme Hah…yeah well…I can be gullible. lol

ucme's avatar

@Coloma Really, didn’t know you were into sea birds, thought geese were more your bag :)

Coloma's avatar

@ucme That sardonic wit of yours, like an Albatross around your neck. Always taking a Tern for the worse. lol

ucme's avatar

@Coloma Put ya Boobys away, they’re Puffin out ya bra woman :D

Coloma's avatar

^^^ LMAO

ucme's avatar

Wait, stop !!
Just noticed that @Mimishu1995 appears to have grown some balls, bit clumsy, but still :D

Mimishu1995's avatar

@ucme true. Literally and figurately.

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