[NSFW] Which sexual fantasies did you have the chance to carry out? Did the experience live up to your expectations or was it a bust?

I still have not found a slime monster to devour me.

They have never been up to expectations.

I think Paul Simon said it succinctly in his song Kodachrome:

“They never matched my sweet imagination
And everything looks worse in black and white”

Another way of looking at it is how an old girlfriend explained afterwards:
“Sand gets in everything”.

Well, it involved a bust.

Well..I’ve never slept with a hot Samoan guy in a loincloth yet so I don’t know.
I have always loved outdoor sex and sex in the water and sex on horseback. Bareback sex is pretty awesome, as long as your horse doesn’t trot out in the middle of a critical moment because the grass is greener across the creek. haha

I haven’t found a handsome mobster yet ~

I haven’t had much luck fulfilling my sexual fantasies.

I’m not into publicly sharing “Fantasies” but, when I was younger I really wanted to have sex on top of an Army tank that sat near the street in my hometown.

Checked that off my list in case you were wondering…