Who would like to play TJBM #64?

Aww don’t let the sore heads ruin your day.
TJBM thinks most people take themselves way to seriously ,and have little to no sense of humour.

Yes I’m the third bird from the right.
TJBM will still play but will yawn at least once.

pfffft

I have played it for almost two years now and I haven’t found myself yawn.
TJBM thinks this game is here to serve anyone with an interest and once someone posts something here it won’t be a complaint about the game.

I get bored with the game, and drop out, sometimes for weeks at a time. Invariably I come back because it can be a fun pastime. As long as it doesn’t involve sex with kids or animals, I don’t begrudge most people’s simple pleasures.

TJBM has eaten a delectable Guinea Pig.

No. I have eaten some rodents but never, wait… when I was a kid, two pet guinea pigs disappeared the same day.
TJBM needs to go call their mother about something, right now.

True. I need to call her to ask for her pemission to go buy something for my brother and me (actually for our evil plan)
TJBM is hiding something from their family.

No, but I did hide some jelly bad attitude from the thread. (Thanks for the help, dear.)
TJBM is ready for some fun. (Don’t forget to bring tunes.)

No. I am ready for a nap!

TJBM got a full night of rest with no interruptions.

No, never have anything like that. I’m always interrupted by my alarm clock.
TJBM wonder what was wrong above TJAM.

Not sure.

TJBM enjoys sunrise and sunset on a regular basis.

I’m usually hunkered down indoors at sundown but I often get to see the sun rise as I recline in my hot tub.

TJBM can play a musical instrument.

I can play many. Professionally for a number of years, and now I teach music to high school students.

TJBM would like to see more emphasis on arts in public schools.

False. Why should Art get any more attention than Jacob?

When TJBM eats watermelon, they lay sown and collect the seeds in their navel.

Ew no!

TJBM is still waiting for the Large Hadron Collider to destroy the world.

Naw gave up on that.
TJBM is thinking about a chicken salad sandwich for lunch.

No…chicken salads sandwich never really appealed to me. However, I am hungry so if someone brought me one I’d probably eat about half of it.

TJBM is not addicted to the internet. Badda Boom!

Well maybe, but I don’t really watch TV anymore so just traded one for the other.
TJBM wonders if people will ever wake up and start driving better.

Not without education they won’t.

TJBM has educated the shit out of drivers in their life. Especially the ones they were sitting next to, who had THEIR life in their hands, and didn’t seem to care.

Nope, only my ex husband, a few office cocktail parties had me taking the wheel, bah!

TJBM is wondering how responses here can be modded in such a social setting?

I did wonder that same thing. Flame bait?

TJBM is waiting for someone who saw the first few posts, which got kilt, and will tell us what they said.

True, my curiosity has been whetted.

TJBM knows if “whetted” is a real word?

Well, yes. Well, “whet” means to sharpen a blade or something on a wheel. But let me see if “whetted” is the past tense of that. ..... I don’t see it as “whetted.” I think “whet” is used for the past tense too.

TJBM knows if “whenced” is a real word?

Whenced is not a real word. You can remove the “ce”, but you cannot add “ed”.
I asked for what happened above because it was rude and had no business on a thread like this and that is all I am saying on the matter.
TJBM can think of a word where it is okay to add something or subtract something or both.

Pretty much all adjectives and verbs can be added to.

TJBM is worn out, and it’s only 1:00.

How’d you know? Been non-stop activity over here since about 8 a.m. I need some kunch but am still just sitting here taking a break. haha

TJBM has dry skin.

Not really.

TJBM is dancing to their own private playlist while “working”.

not usually
TJBM is a late bloomer.

I’m a late boomer. lol

TJBM is a boomer.

I am a baby boomer, just barely.
Whetted
Winced

TJBM has had an ‘inflatable doll’.

Nope, unless you count Batman punching toy for my kids.
Wrong whence
TJBM knows from whence to whither.

Neither of them.
TJBM still has to learn new words.

Don’t we all?
TJBM would have a panic attack if they forgot their cell phone at home.

I have, and I did, and I would still.
TJBM has their name listed in credits somewhere.

Yes, in the program for a 1984 production of my college’s opera workshop production of “H.M.S. Pinafore.” The credit is there for both cast and crew.

TJBM has painted a picture in the last 5 years.

nope
TJBM is willing to drink liquid nitrogen.

Sure! You first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk The cold never bothered me anyway.
TJBM would like to have their own theme song.

Sure, but I don’t know which song to choose.
TJBM would like to offer me a theme song.

Stay tuned. This inspires a new question!”

Voila! Your theme song, JAM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BfA4UBnVbc
TJBM wants a cookie brownie.

Ya think?

TJBM thinks so.

Oh, yes! I love auctions because they always have home made, fresh brownies. Two big pieces for 50¢. It’s about a once a month treat for me.

TJBM refuses to make brownies at home, or to buy a batch of brownies to bring home.

False, I love brownies but don’t make them often.

TJBM has grown cute little miniature pumpkins.

Yes. I spent two dollars for four giant pumpkin seeds, but, the weather being so weird this year…
TJBM has something unique in their garden.

I have some giant birdhouse gourds growing and have planters of wheat grass and timothy hay sprouts growing for the pets and my cute little pumpkins. haha

TJBM waited too long to eat today and now feels crappy.

No. I waited too long (until 4) but then I ate a tomato and Swiss cheese sandwich and I am happy now.

TJBM has gone a whole day without eating before.

Yes, and then I feel awful.
@Dutchess_III You will not beliee this, but…I too JUST ate a tomato and swiss cheese sandwich not 15 minutes ago. lol You sending me synchronized lunch vibes from Kansas Dorothy? lol

TJBM has had a coincidence happen recently.

Several. It’s creepy.
TJBM knows who’s having a birthday today.

^ You?

TJBM knows that Capricorns are the best! LOL, yep I’m a cappy

How about Gemini?
Well actually my BFF is a cappy and she is really nice. I think you are as nice as her :)
TJBM think @Here2_4 is having a birthday.

TJAM and TJAH are wrong. You can find the truth HERE
TJBM read the link above and peed their self.
Did I do any good picking you a theme song?

Yes and I’ve just posted there.
Well, the music fits one aspect of my life. My life has many aspects so there are many song that can fit in :)
TJBM is happy for someone they have never met.

Well, I’m happy that @Coloma is back in the country where she belongs!

TJBM is an artist.

Yes, and my art is music.

TJBM is an anarchist.

No, I am not. Within my own family, yes. But I don’t think society as a whole could actually function under such a state.

TJBM is a communist. It’s OK. McCarthy is DAID!

Philosophically, with a small “c”. Realistically, I’m one of those progressive extremists.

TJBM thinks extreme is good.

No, actually, I don’t. The only time it comes in handy is for seeing how far off a mistake can go. Sometimes it’s useful for teaching, too.

TJBM is level and steady, with occasional bouts of wildness.

OMG YES!!!!!
TJBM is having dirty thoughts right now.

Haha..yes, as in it is 100 degrees and I need to go get dirty outside and do some chores soon. lol

TJBM is short and bald.

nope
TJBM looks good in a straitjacket.

What are you hinting at?
TJBM is in two minds.

No, I might be out of the one I started with, ha!
TJBM is a cop, or wants to be one some day.

That’s a childhood dream I know I don’t have enough ability to achieve directly. But I’m trying to achieve it indirectly :)
TJBM never gives up.

Not yet. haha

TJBM had a popcicle today.

Frozen yogurt.
TJBM has seen a rainbow this week.

Yes, but I had to make it with the spray from my garden hose.

TJBM has wildfire(s) in proximity to their hoe.

nope
TJBM is willing to be paid in Euros.

You pay?
TJBM has a lot of money.

No, but I consider myself rich nonetheless. Not all riches are financial.

TJBM is having fun.

Hah! It is only 9:30 a.m. here and going for 103 today. Just fisnished the morning tromp around the ranch getting everyone fed and set up for the day. The 1st of about 4 showers will commence shortly. haha

TJBM has had a can of soda explode because it was hot. Seriously, we had some sodas in an ice chest that was left open in the garage from a few weeks ago and one blew yesterday, ripped the entire top of the can off! Mind blowing!

No, but thanks for the heads up!
TJBM has laughed so hard at least once in their life, they actually thought it might kill them.

Oh yes, many times, infact I am going to visit my daughter tomorrow for the weekend and look out…when we get together it is pants wetting laughter. Nobody makes me laugh the way she does. We play off each other perfectly. Mamas little chip off the old rampart. lol

TJBM is pro-choice and outraged at this whole PP drama rama.

What drama?
TJBM knows what drama TJBM is talking about.

Yes, it is a medical clinic. It is for low income women to seek female related care; including regular appointments, and birth control education and supply. They also perform or refer for abortions in areas where that is legal. There is a great deal of protest currently facing them. They have always been controversial, but there is a current outbreak of violence which does happen from time to time. To answer TJAY in your stead, it is usually way out of line, @Coloma, I agree there. Have you seen the story fabricated about McDonald’s to gain support for their cause?
TJBM knew right away that this was bogus.
http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/over-600-fetuses-found-in-alabama-mcdonalds-freezer.153962/

I have a feeling that it is bogus.
TJBM is sick and tired of conservatives ruining our country.

Oh Lawd yes! Thanks Obama.

TJBM is kind of glad and kind of stressed when company is going to come over in a few hours, unexpectedly.

I don’t allow unannounced visitors.
TJBM knows who Temar Boggs is, and how he gained his fame.

<Question marks popping out of head>
TJBM think they still lack a lot knowledge.

I know, but confess I had to Google him.
TJBM wants to be a hero to someone.

I was, a couple of times, but not when I was a kid, and what he did was awesome. I think it is a wonderful story, and should be plastered all over the place. He was brave. He actually intimidated the guy into letting her go! His mom must be proud like crazy proud.

TJBM shall be having a jelly infused donut soon.

nope, I like my donuts jelly-free.
TJBM wishes that Chik-fil-a would be closed Monday-Saturday.

That would be a nice start.

TJBM is an Ally.

To whom?
TJBM has an enemy.

Don’t we all,in some shape or another?
TJBM has texted while driving at least once.

I only have two eyes, and I don’t have the superpower to make each eye look at a different direction.
TJBM has seen a freak show on the street.

Sure and they let them drive to, see it every day when at work.
TJBM is a level headed person, at most things, at least would like to think so.

True. I am also a big picture type so always look into the future for possible outcomes.

TJBM had a nice weekend getaway.

Haven’t had a weekend getaway for, oh, a month of weekends.

TJBM is up too late.

No, up too early, I could have slept a couple more hours.

TJBM has a secret,

Yup.
TJBM drives a hatchback.

Gosh no. Not since the 70’s.

TJBM has a nice, clean house thanks to unexpected visitors.

Haha…we’re prepping for visitors on the 15th, sooo, let things go a bit and then do a major once over.

TJBM has the joy of smelling a dead rat stuck in their AC duct somewhere. OMG…waiting on the heating?AC guys..gah, hurry!

Oh icky!

TJBM thinks that most of the time sex is pretty boring.

Maybe, since most of the time, whomever may be having it is not including me. It has been a while.
TJBM will go to the blonde guy’s hijack thread and group hug a whimpering tall man to give him some comfort.

I’ve just done it.
TJBM has given a random kindness.

Often and for a long time

TJBM lives by random acts of kindness

I don’t live by them or I’d be dead by now! But I certainly notice when they happen.

TJBM is grilling onions. Yum.

nope
TJBM is running on empty.

Yeah but I’m done for the day.
TJBM can’t imagine what a truck driver sees in a day.

Having done that, my answer is yes. I can not only imagine, but I can remember.

TJBM thinks the real victim in a suicide-by-(insert vehicle here) is the driver.

True that. The driver has to take all the troubles. Who cares for the dead?
TJBM knows a suicide-by-tricycle.

Haha…not that I know of. I guess you could drive a tricycle off a cliff but it would hard to get up enough speed to run into a wall at 90mph on one.

TJBM must go forth and do something they do not want to do.

Well, die, but hopefully not right away.
TJBM died, but they’re better now.

Well, some belief systems say I’ve died many times and reincarnated. I’m definitely better than dead right now.

TJBM is familiar with other belief systems than their own.

I am.

TJBM likes turtles.

Sure, but I’m not good at raising one.
TJBM has a turtle.

I don’t, but I’m thinking it over.
TJBM is deep in thought.

No, not really. Thinking about fixing my toilet. Pretty deep, huh.

TJBM Is happy that McD’s is serving breakfast all day now!

Meh…rarely go there, but I did have a breakfast sandwich at a Jack-in-the-box a few days ago for the 1st time in about a million years. haha

TJBM loves chinese food.

never bother trying it.
TJBM would rather eat at Bojangle’s.

I have never been there. You should try it, @reijinni. Some of it’s really good!

TJBM doesn’t think they’d like cultural food that was served if they were visiting overseas.

Probably. I don’t care for greasy foods, and spicy just makes life so unpleasant.
TJBM needs to excuse their self for a bit.

I’m excusing myself for stop writing for a while because we are having power cut.
TJBM is saving money.

Yes. Lots and lots of money.

TJBM likes Popeye’s Chicken better than Popeye’s Spinach.

I have never had Popeye’s chicken.

TJBM likes Mexican food.

Indeed I do. (Is that stereotyping certain people as good cooks?)
TJBM feels frustrated.

from time to time.
TJBM is having a rough life.

It’s been a pretty balanced split between great and shitty. I’m in a shitty phase again now after 10 years on the upswing after the last shitty phases. lol

TJBM went to the movies this weekend.

No one invite me, sadly.
TJBM needs at least one person to go to the cinema with.

Well, IDK. I haven’t been to a cinema in decades. I think I’d rather go with some, though.

TJBM is making corn bread and beans!

No, but I’m waiting for TJAM to invite me to have some cornbread and beans.

TJBM is cooking.

Yep!

TJBM wonders if corn bread batter is as good for you as cooked corn bread.

No, I don’t wonder, I think the cooked product is better by a landslide. No risk of those raw eggs giving you salmonella.

@Yetanotheruser Yes, cooking, we just canned 20 quarts of peaches. Mmmm, they are amazing!

TJBM has canned something or made jam recently.

More like buying one.
TJBM cooked in their dream.

Usually, if I dream of cooking it’s because I’ve been doing too much of it in waking!

@Coloma my two peach trees gave up the ghost a few years ago :{! reminds me of the John Prine song!

TJBM knows what a Spanish Pipedream is.

nope
TJBM wishes that grass can cut itself.

You betcha, buddy!
TJBM gambles.

Sometimes. I buy the occasional lottery ticket, and sometimes play black jack.

TJBM has won big from gambling.

Haha…never. I once played Blackjack in Tahoe on the same $100 for 4 hours, winning some but then I lost it all.

TJBM has been highly annoyed by someone they know in the last 24 hours.

My aunt. She pestered for more money from my grandma to give her spoit children again. Give your mom a break!
TJBM is annoyed by something that doesn’t affect them directly, or doesn’t affect them at all.

False, only the things that directly effect me.

TJBM will come on over to the new Scrabble game I posted.

I would if I could find the link.

TJBM knows the link for TJAM’s Scrabble game.

True.
@Yetanotheruser It’s the 3rd Q. down in the social section, gotta run now. See you there later I hope. :-)

TJBM is late for dinner.

I was.
TJBM paints.

No, but my daughter paints beautifully.

TJBM is creative

You think so? Thanks :)
TJBM is thinking of doing something creative.

I have been wanting to draw a nice landscape for weeks
TJBM is a good artist

Nope.
Tjbm Thinks truck drivers are not appreciated.

True, who can drive those giant monster beasts anyway, I;d be taking out entire neighborhoods. lol

TJBM will tell the TJAM to come to the Scrabble game.

TJBM does what they’re told.

depends
TJBM is getting lethargic.

Oh man…I have been the last few days, wicked allergies, I’ma goin’ down. lol

TJBM is going down.

yes.
TJBM will lighten things up.

Sure
The light in the sky
How I wish I could fly
So as to reach the light
Way up high

TJBM wants to fly

I do. I’d like to fly away to a deserted island. lol

TJBM has a headache.

I did, but after an 8 mile run it went away. I feel awesome now.

TJBM has too much to do, and too few hours in the day to do it.

No, I have enough hours but still too much to do. haha

TJBM likes spicey cajun food

Yes. When I was much younger I was living in New Orleans, where I was cooking in a local restaurant, specializing in the spicy Cajun food of the region. When I went up north to visit my parents, I prepared what I thought would be a “mild” version of jambalaya …it was still too spicy for the folks.

TJBM has a spicy tale to tell.

Haha…I just made Andouille tonight with pepper strips and squash over pasta. Mmm good.

TJBM thinks this little boy is great!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=57sfRo26fAc

Absolutly

TJBM wants to be famous

The problem is that it’s easier said than done.
TJBM is working on being famous.

No, I’d be happy with rich. haha

TJBM is working on a project.

Yes…several, really.

TJBM is pleased or satisfied with the outcome of their latest project.

Sure that I survived another week on the highway with the idiots they let drive nowadays.
TJBM likes flavoured coffee,example= hazel nut, or French Vanilla .

Actually no. I like my coffee with just cream and a little sugar, not too sweet.

TJBM has fall allergy issues.

Yes, I’m allergic to falling. I usually have a pretty bad reaction to it, so I avoid falls at all costs.

TJBM has been chasing waterfalls.

I haven’t seen a waterfall in a couple of years.
TJBM has a six foot candy cane they are still working to eat after all these years.

LOL no, but I do have my candy stash, asian sesame peanut jellies, salt water taffy, milk duds. I love my candy.

TJBM has a candy stash.

Not very often. Too tempting.

TJBM tries not to keep junk food around the house.

I want to, but my devil would be furious and start torturing me.
TJBM has a strict diet.

I am a picky eater.
TJBM is a psycho.

Only with drivers that use their cell phone while driving.
TJBM likes vodka better than beer.

No. Vodka has no flavor. There is the scent and slight taste impression of rubbing alcohol, and a burning sensation. Beer is the extreme opposite, possessing too much flavor, and it smells rotten.
TJBM is rotten, to the core.

Haha…no.

TJBM is sugar and spice and everything nice.

Sure that is what I tell all my victims.
TJBM Has an evil side, but hides it well.

Well….maybe. A little. I mean, I may have a little evil side. Maybe.

TJBM is ready for some freaking FOOD!!!

yep
TJBM is ready for summer to be over with.

NO! No no. Not looking forward to winter, and feeling trapped in the house.

TJBM loves all kinds of weather.

Nope not crazy about too hot or cold,like things warm and cool.
TJBM Loves to sweat.

Only when I’m working hard, in the hot sun. I like it then. And I like washing it all off later. And then settling in with a cold beer on a nice deck, looking at a nice yard, feeling pleasantly exhausted.

TJBM hates being inactive.

No, I’d like to be more inactive quite frankly. lol

TJBM has miles to go before they sleep.

I do. But since it’s Saturday it will be good miles.

TJBM goes visiting on Saturdays.

nope, too lazy
TJBM likes it lazy.

As much as I can get yes. I don’t like the word “lazy” I prefer “relaxed.” haha

TJBM has been running at warp speed all morning prepping for company. Holy fuck, I have like 7 minutes to shower now after I catch my breath for another minute or two. lol

nope
TJBM does skype.

Nope, never have, I’m a phone babbler.

TJBM is relaxing now!

Yup just got back from a great game of golf.
TJBM likes to make their own jam and jellies.

Yep. I’ve got a couple pints of blueberries ready to start the preserve process on Monday.

TJBM likes movies

You bet!
TJBM likes going to the movies.

No. I prefer watching them at home so I don’t have to scrape the soles of my shoes after.
TJBM leaves chewed gum in weird places.

Not usually, unless there are weird circumstances.

TJBM chews gum found in weird places.

Haha…no, but I’ll eat M&M’s I find under the pillows on my couch. lol

TJBM is over 6 feet tall.

No, thank goodness.

TJBM wonders if she was as dumb at 12 as some 12 year old girls seem to be today.

Haha…no, I was a bright kid and I was the natural born ring leader to the ditzy girls. lol

TJBM is working on their posture issues. Gawd…I am slumping again, sit up straight!

Yes, because if I don’t, I’ll develop a twinge in my back so I can’t move at all!

TJBM has (or has had) life-changing medical conditions/procedures.

Yes.
TJBM will say who they would want to be them in their biography film.

nope
TJBM misses offshore radio.

Never heard of those.
TJBM is missing something random.

I’m missing my daughter. She left this morning for a 3-day school expeditionary trip to an off-the-grid cabin in the mountains.

@Yetanotheruser…..

TJBM sometime has memory issues!

TJAM has had memory issues TWO TIMES IN A ROW!

TJBM would stop and get a corn dog at Sonic because they’re only .50.

Really? Only $.50? I’d love to..but we’re having chicken soft tacos tonight.

TJBM is a yogi.

No, not a yogi. An old hippy.

TJBM is trying to recreate an Italian olive oil dip for bread.

Give me some olive seeds!
TJBM is willing to do anything for bread.

Bread bread or money bread? lol ” In america a slang term for money used to be bread back in the 60’s/70’s.

TJBM wants their cake and wants to eat it too.

I will, with a kiss first.
TJBM is having capsloCK ISSues tODay

iT HAs hAPpeNd bEfOrE, yEs.

TJBM hates, hates, HATES barking dogs!

Yes I prefer cats by far

TJBM wants a calico cat.

I had a real cute calico back in the seventies. Right now, I’m fine with my dog.

TJBM has a pet or pets

Not at the present. Can do without.
TJBM can chuck their late pet in the backyard.

Well, since she’s 60s lb and alive, she’s kinda hard to chuck. But I sometimes asks if she wants to go out. If she does, she does. If she doesn’t, she doesn’t, and there ain’t a damn thing anyone can do about it.

TJBM got started on a “small” project that turned into a behemoth.

Yes, that’s the big one I’m working on right now. To tell the truth, it’s so big that it gives me so much feeling that I have never experienced with a project.
TJBM really, really wants to shoot someone.

No. Sometime in my distant past, maybe.
TJBM is working out a retirement plan.

Yes, it’s called death. lol

TJBM is working out an escape plan.

Yes. It’s called “next semester”
TJBM is working on a fighting plan.

Yes, it’s called “staying well”

TJBM is working on a romance plan

No, but if I was, it would be called “Operation blindside.”
TJBM has an arsenal ready for their plan.

nope
TJBM avoids water parks

No, I love water parks! I just hate bathing suits. On me.

TJBM is still working on that project.

Yes. Every day, all day long, I’m working on “staying well”.

clearing my throat

TJBM has a frog in their throat.

I did. I’m okay now.
TJBM will tell which Shrek movie character is the most like them.

Donkey. I’m definitely like donkey. I’m married to a dragon (and that’s a positive statement!

TJBM will tel which Star Wars character is the most like them.

Yoda. I’m near done, but I still have lots to teach if the younglings would shut up and pay attention. I have more power than I seem.
TJBM wants some ribs, and didn’t think ahead on that.

Nope, just made my killer meatloaf with the secret glaze, sliced red potatoes and sauteed yellow squash for din din. Will bake the loafy goodness in about an hour.

TJBM likes meatloaf.

Mmm… I’ll be right over!

TJBM is fixing a meal.

My stomach is doing the fixing.
TJBM doesn’t care how the food looks.

If I’m cooking for myself, it doesn’t matter, but when I’m cooking for others, presentation is very important.

TJBM cooks with an eye for presentation.

nope
TJBM uses the smoke alarm as the dinner bell.

@Yetanotheruser Yes, presentation, my scalloped potatoes surrounding the meatloaf looked amazing. haha

False, the smoke alarm is always activated by accident, like burning the garlid bread. lol

TJBM likes salt water taffy.

M, not my favorite, but I’ll eat it if I’m in the mood.

TJBM wants the recipe for @Coloma burning garlid bread.

I don’t have @Coloma‘s recipe, but it seems to be a tradition in my kitchen as well. It really messes with the presentation.

Recipe:—One loaf french bread or italian bread, sliced longways in half
¼ lb butter, melted, or ½ cup olive oil
3 or 4 or more garlic cloves, crushed or grated
3–4 tsp parsley
parmesan cheese to taste

add garlic to melted butter. If using olive oil, add garlic and warm to no hotter than 129 degrees (do not heat to fry!)
let garlic sit in melted butter or warm oil for at least 30 minutes
using pastry brush, apply liquid to both half of the loaf
sprinkle parmesan cheese to taste, as much or as little as you desire
toast under broiler until brown, or until smoke alarm goes off, according to taste!

TJBM will tell this if it is close to @Coloma‘s recipe.

Yes it is, but I sprinkle with italian seasonings instead of the parsley. I love garlid bread! lol

TJBM has a gift for someone they are going to give them today. I bought a kids ice cream maker for my little friend Sydney that is 8 years old.

No, I only have a shield I’m going to use to defend from someone today.
TJBM is getting ready for something unpleasant.

Yes. Telling a little white lie to extricate out of a mess I got myself into.

TJBM has told white lies in the past to extricate them selves out of a mess they got themselves into.

Yeah, but I have to be careful, so I don’t have to make up more lies to support the lwl…

TJBM will share their earliest memory

My earliest memory is when my dad picked me up so I could look in the bassinet where there was this new born baby. It was my sister, who is 3 years younger than me. I thought, “All this big fuss over that?! It’s just a baby. What’s the big deal?”

TJBM’s first memory was a good one.

My first memory was climbing out of my crib at about 18 months old and hitting a throw rug on the hardwood floor beneath the crib that slid me under my mothers bed and up against the wall. I remember my mother looking under the bed and saying “HOW did you get under there!” lol

TJBM is dealing with one of “those” types of people that turn EVERYTHING you say back into something about themselves? Gah!

Not today, but I did recently. AND SHE NEVER STOPS TALKING!!!!!

TJBM hates last minute plans.

Yeah, especially if the changes come from the kids.

TJBM is anal about planning

I am. Things just go better when it’s well planned.

However, TJBM is good at fielding unplanned shit with good nature when it happens.

As long as it’s not literally shit hitting the fan.

TJBM knows of an expression that’s really gross if taken literally.

How about “I don’t give a shit”?
TJBM is an expert in slants.

Slants?

TJBM is tired of people who pretend to Know All About Stuff, and they don’t.

OMG SO TRUE,pssst how did you know????
TJBM is tired of people using the excuse of distracted driving, and wish people would just focus on their driving and not the phone calls.

True.

TJBM is tired of people that insult your intelligence by constantly telling you obvious things you have known for like 30 years already. haha

oh yes
TJBM is missing a good radio station.

Not really, I have music all around me whenever I want it.

TJBM has to go to the bathroom…NOW!

No, just got back from there.

TJBM is running out of things to ask about TJB-TJBM

If I had I wouldn’t be here. So… How are you doing?
TJBM is still full.

Haha..yes, I didn’t eeat dinner until 10 and it is 11 now.

TJBM must go to bed soon.

That is true when you have to get up at 3:30am
TJBM WANTS A CREAM PIE
TO BE EXACT CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE.

Oooh…that sounds delicious!

TJBM just had some excitement. Just got rattled on the way to the barn here in the dark by a good sized rattlesnake, alas, his head is now in a different place than his body. haha

You committed murder too? Did it take you long to calm down?

No. The most exciting thing that’s happened to me lately is the neighbor’s across the street have a moving van in front of their house! Yay! But the jubilation is wearing off because the van has been sitting there for THREE DAYS. There is a bunch of stuff on their porch that looks like it’s supposed to go in the van, but it’s been sitting there for THREE DAYS too.

TJBM has been dreaming up things to ask on this thread, since TJBM #1.

My job since I knew what TJBM is.
TJBM has been answering honestly since TJBM #1.

nope
TJBM has cuddled a fox. (I haven’t)

No but I have cuddled a goose. haha

TJBM is big on animal cruelty issues.

Yes. And all our pets are rescue animals.

TJBM is a runner.

I used to be a jogger but the last handful of years I have become a bot of a potato. lol Hey, I’m older now, who cares abiut killing yourself anymore right?

TJBM is adopting a new pet today. we have a new rescue goose coming, her name is ” Cissy” and she is a widowed 10 year old that has 2 new husbands to choose from here. One very handsome but an asshole and the other old and dotty but very sweet. lol

I really wish I had that enough space @Coloma. And hope she will get on well with Mawrin Whatever, I don’t remember how to spell his name
TJBM is waiting for someone, again.

Carl

I’m waiting for TJAM…

Haha…

TJBM wonders who Carl is?

Carl is now Carlos. Some sort of identity crisis or something.

TJBM thinks they would like to live in Oregon.

Uh NO!!!
I will happily stick to Canada thanks.
TJBM, had a Bacon burger for lunch.

If only I had that much money.
TJBM know something that is dirt-cheap in other countries but a luxury in their place.

Not only different countries, but different regions in the same country. Example: Seafood. Some restaurants pay a small fortune to have ocean seafood flown in each morning to landlocked Denver. In San Francisco, however, one can buy it off the boat.

TJBM is expecting company.

already got that problem.
TJBM misses pirate radio.

Nope. I miss College Radio. I had total freedom – but those days are gone. I miss 97X WOXY (see the movie ‘Rainman’ (y’know, with Tom Cruise & Dustin Hoffman to hear their call signal).
I really don’t miss XM/Sirius, JACK, or other multi-state / multi-national commercial radio stations. I’m grateful for my playlists and Spotify. <rant off>

TJBM dislikes that everything is “pumpkin spice” flavored at this time of year.

There’s no pumpkin here, only moon.
TJBM knows what I’m talking about.

I do not. haha

TJBM likes Moon Pies

Not without an RC Cola!

TJBM knows what the “RC” stands for.

Royal Crown

@Here2_4 <<nudge, nudge>>

(I guess I’m not the only one with memory issues! LOL!)

Yep, Royal crown

TJBM is about to faint from hunger. OMG..I have been so busy all morning it is now 12:45 and I have not eaten yet.

No. I ate recently.

TJBM is glad this day is done, and they got a lot accomplished.

Not quite done and still have more to accomplish. I have been working in spurts, 20 minutes, here, 20 minutes there, still have about 4 more 20 minute spurts to go. haha

TJBM is a work in bursts of speed type then take a break in between bursts.

more break than bursts.
TJBM has a good football team this season.

I don’t like football.
TJBM is welcoming someone with open arms.

nope
TJBM is welcoming someone with open fire.

Well…I just had to walk about ¼ mile to retrieve our little blind ass here at the ranch who got confused and stuck behind the arena fence. I welcomed her with an open rope, little ass, and then she bolted and pulled me over and I scraped my foot on a rock. ()*%$^

TJBM has sworn today

No yet but it’s still early.
TJBM wants bacon and eggs for breakfast.

Maybe just eggs, but I do love a good BLT, just don;t like cooking bacon, grease fest. haha

TJBM is bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning.

F that.

TJBM is grumpy at the moment, but it’s a fine day so they should get over it soon.

LOL..agreed, F that here too!

I am just tired and have a sinus headache and about 2 hours of major stuff to do yet before I can relax a little this afternoon.

TJBM takes Advil on a regular basis for their middle aged aches and pains.

I’m not a middle age yet.
TJBM is still grumpy.

Yes I am still grumpy, and GOD do I ever take advil for all my aches and pains.
TJBM has no idea what sporting clays are, or about.

Sporting clays? Are those clay pigeons for skeet shooting or something like that?

TJBM is afraid of guns.

Only if I am directly threatened.

TJBM has been on the receiving end of a gun threat.

Not really a direct threat but I have had a crazy neighbor that took pots shots across my property and snapped branches over my head among a few other incidents out here in these hills.

TJBM watched the lunar eclipse last night.

Shit,no I didn’t know about it or we would have for sure.

IT’S TONIGHT @SQUEEKY2! And I don’t think it’s like, a major eclipse. But look at the moon tonight, and so will we.

TJBM will be looking at the “super” moon tonight and be thinking, longingly, of all the Jellies looking at the same moon. I read a funny article that said the super moon should really be called the “tiny, itty bitty bit little bit brighter than normal moon.” It’s not the major, ridiculous stuff you see on FB.

@Dutchess_III LMAO…no WONDER I kept going outside last night and thinking, ” just looks like the regular moon to me. Fuck me! haha

TJBM WILL watch the lunar eclipse TONIGHT!

I will! I will! It starts at about 7:11 Eastern time.

TJBM will watch with all the other jellies tonight.

Yes, and I will yearn for all the jellies who are watching the same moon.

TJBM had brisket and a green salad, or some such shit, for breakfast.

Nope, made a great egg muffin sandwich for Mrs Squeeky and myself.
TJBM really hopes the weather man is right and we are indeed instore for a mild winter.

I hope so, but the prairie dogs and squirrels are unusually fat for this time or year…

TJBM observes nature for hints about long-range weather.

Yes, our acorns are falling in droves, infact, a monster one nailed me on the head yesterday, it hurt!

TJBM wants to see California get socked with a brutal winter of rain and snow, it’s our turn you damn storm hoggers in the east. lol

I’d rather the latter.
TJBM will describe the super moon for those who csn’t watch it. Damn, this is daytime :(

Sure, @Mimishu1995! I’ll try to get some good pix for you too!

TJBM will make sure they get some good pix of the eclipse tonight.

http://heavy.com/news/2015/09/when-what-is-super-blood-moon-supermoon-total-lunar-eclipse-date-tonight-september-27-2015/
Info, including live stream link here.
You bunch of romantics.

^^ I have lived throuh 64 TJBM questions, from 2009, and I hate it when this happens!

I am not a romantic, except when I’ve had too much to drink. Like now.

When TJBM publicly writes of an event in their life, they take poetic license.

Someone who is too blunt like me can spend a lifetime and never get that license.
TJBM hates licenses.

Not necessarily. I would rather have a licensed electrician to my electrical work. I know that if that person is licensed by the city or state, they have had to demonstrate a knowledge and skill-set in order to obtain that license.

TJBM woke up with a crick in their neck.

nope
TJBM misses plug.dj

I don’t know what that is.

TJBM buys baby parts on the black market.

Like milk?
TJBM has a thing for milk.

sort of
TJBM would like to see @Mimishu1995 eat some lutefisk.

Haha…no, poor @Mimishu1995

TJBM has had someone do something inept today. Shit, the gardener guy here went on a blow fest and my car windows were down about 4–5 inches. My car is filled with leaves and dust now. Gah!

Hmmm. Looking back over everything I did today. Can’t think of any thing. But, the day’s not over yet.

TJBM watches Judge Judy and just said, “Hooray for Judge Judy!”

Uh NO!!
TJBM has a bad head ache.

No but I have a stiff neck and a burned finger. waaah! lol

TJBM has burned themselves recently.

The sun burned me!
TJBM still has sun.

Not right now. It’s nighttime here.

TJBM has had a good weekend so far.

Yes, 8:20 in CA. and I am enjoying some crazy lightening over the Sierras right now, about to have a bowl of home made split pea soup with home made croutons, just after I finish this delicious lemon shock top, AND..I just returned from a dry run tour of my ranch sitting job coming up next week. Beautiful place, it’s like getting paid to go on vacation. haha

TJBM has tried Lemon Shock Top amazing!

nope
TJBM can walk across a minefield by faith alone.

Sure, if Faith is the name of my mine sniffing dog.
TJBM is played by Tom Hanks in the Fluther Troll movie of another thread.

Haha…no, but I love TH.

TJBM has been dieting and is about to cave and go get a goodie.
OMG…help me, I want a taco salad so bad.

nope
TJBM is on a bamboo diet.

No. Bamboo diet leaves dark circles under the eyes.
TJBM would like to live in the township of Chewandswallow.

No thank you. (And I hope you caved, Coloma. Life is short, taco salad is good.)

TJBM is considering running a marathon.

no way.
TJBM wants to learn a little used language.

@geeky_mama Haha, I did and it was amazing. Back to the boring healthy stuff today. lol

Mmmm…I am kind of interested in mandarin but not really a little used language.

TJBM is still waking up with Folgers in their cup.

I still have ramen in my bowl.
TJBM wants to sleep more.

No, but I did last night.

TJBM has occasional insomnia.

yep
TJBM wants to sabotage a mission trip.

Not really, I’m a peace lover.

TJBM has some nice fall weather goin’ on.

Wow! Do I!
TJBM had a really weird dream about Fluther sometime. I did last night.

No, can’t say that I have ever dreamed of Fluther. haha

TJBM loves baked cabbage.

I haven’t tried it yet. Cabbage is only use for soup, and I don’t like cabbage soup. Baked cabbage may taste different though.
TJBM wants to try baked cabbage.

Not baked, but stuffed, as in halupki

TJBM knows about halupki.

Yes, but I promised not to tell.
TJBM has the nasty habit of changing secrets to news.

No, I am a good confidant, I do not like gossip at all.

TJBM is trustworthy.

Like all good scouts, I am trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.

TJBM is a good scout.

I’m not a hardcore volunteee. I can’t be qualified as scout :(
TJBM does random voluntary work.

Why yes, I do! This week I attended a board meeting for a charitable group I am deeply involved with (Tues. night), and on Wednesday morning a group of my coworkers and I (my employer encourages and pays employees to volunteer) packed food for distribution to food shelves and other charities who provide meals to those who need them. It’s been a blast!

TJBM loves their job.

not really.
TJBM has put themselves in a rut.

No, My rut is part of the collateral damage from the economic shit storm.

TJBM enjoyed the thread for @gailcalled tonight.

I did. The thread seems to be drawing a lot of old jellies here. Looks like the day when Fluther was still active.
TJBM is hoping the best for @gailcalled.

Absolutely. Best wishes and hugs to her!

TJBM knows about this thread.

sorry to hear.
TJBM wants to smell just like their state.

Uh no, maybe the ocean breeze but not the forest fire smoke. lol

TJBM is on a diet.

Looks like I will be. Just got told this morning I’m on a warning cycle for diabetes.
TJBM thinks of Lost In Space when someone uses the word warning.

WARNING! and DANGER! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! will always remain in my memory, next to DESTROY ALL HUMANS! and DESTROY THE DOCTOR!

TJBM is a science fiction/fantasy fan.

Used to. Now I’m more interested in more realistic genres. I’m a bit into dark fantasy though.
TJBM likes good old horror stories.

I do and mysteries and some sci-fi but I also like real, true stories best.

TJBM is up early, getting their stuff done.

Nope. Today I crashed. I needed 10+ hours of sleep to recover from “getting stuff done” too many consecutive days.

TJBM has slept through their alarm clock (that is, not a malfunction of the alarm clock – it made it’s noise and didn’t stop—you just didn’t wake up!).

No, I wake up before the alarm clock and then feel annoyed because I KNOW I only have another 30 minutes or so to sleep. haha @geeky_mama I hear ya, I am on the verge of crashing too, I could sleep 10 hours easily right now.

TJBM remembers my duck billed women avatar from Halloweens past.

not quite
TJBM wants to sleep with a priest.

No. I sleep so restless the priest would probably smack me in frustration.
TJBM Has been off of this thread for so long, they kind of forgot what to do.

No, but when it popped up it surprised me that I hadn’t missed it.

TJBM was surprised when something popped up.

Yeah, my ankle the other night when I feel off my boot heel in a hole and heard a loud pop! Ow…I’ve come up lame but still have to hoof it along the trail here. lol

TJBM has come up lame and might need to be put down.

Well driving an old truck right now and my knees are killing me, but I doubt I will have to be put down
TJBM wants a three musketeer bar

Yes, two of them. I want a six Musketeer.
TJBM wants pizza, Steve. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S90VPU62_FM

some other time
TJBM is going to do their shopping at this store.

No.
TJBM says no.

No. I don’t want to say no. haha

TJBM likes Banana tootsie pops.

I like them, but they are not my favorite.

TJBM is aware that you can buy a bag of 50 here.

OMG…I must have them! I only got ONe Banana in the last bag of 10 or so, :-(

TJBM has evening chores to do..

I am pacing myself.
TJBM is in the future.

I will be.
TJBM is in the past.

Correction: I was in the past, I am in the present, and I will be in the future.

I am in the present as, obviously, @Yetanotheruser is not fully present in the present forgetting to ask TJB them a new question. lol

TJBM has had a sneezing fit recently.

Several.
TJBM has slept, and is now capable of posting a proper response, with both segments.

I’ve just woken up and I can read your question clearly.
TJBM is wondering where someone has gone.

Has anyone seen Imadethisupwithnoforthought lately?
TJBM had good test results recently.

I have not.

Yes, well, kind of recently. I checked out for some adrenal issues and a benign little tumor on my adrenal gland.

TJBM had a busy day and is now having a glass of wine.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfUBjnRNzT8

Busy day, no wine.
WTH? TJBM knows where Cruiser went. I tried to reply to a message he left me, and his profile is gone.

I don’t know, but I’m not surprised. He comes and goes like that many times.
TJBM notices something strange.

Yes I do notice something strange. TJAM hasn’t yet posted an answer to my latest question.
TJBM has another profile.

nope
TJBM likes to play cricket.

Cricket was never my favorite instrument.

TJBM hates having to go Do Things after 5:00.

Yes, especially now that it is dark. I have something to do today between about 4:30 and 5:30–6 and will be driving home in the dark, which I hate anymore now that my eyes are getting older. lol

TJBM prefers to not drive after dark much anymore.

Sometimes it’s inevidable. I don’t mind anyway. I used to ride back home at about 10 p.m.
TJBM is confused.

Huh?
TJBM is not confused.

Been Dazed and Confused for so long it’s not true.

TJBM is not dazed.

I’m pretty dazed this morning, the fall allergies have me out of it for the first few hours of the day.

TJBM is going out to lunch with a friend today.

OMG your good,how did you know????
TJBM is sad that the golf season is over.

Yes, out of sympathy for golf widows who now have a mopey off season golfer hanging around with, “Nothing to do.”

TJBM has considered how slow the thread is lately, and has thought now might be a good time to restart the thread, so if returning oldies might want to join in, it won’t be hard for them to find it.

Um…it hasn’t been slow for me, but go ahead.

TJBM is going to make TJBM #65.

I meant slow in activity, not coming up. I see days go by with no activity at all.

Do we need to reach 500 response before starting a #65?
TJBM waits for the #500 response.

Oh I do, I do.
TJBM wants 500 responses as well.

Well some have requested a #65 so that more people can notice the game. But if anyone wants to reach the #500 response you can still stay here.

http://www.fluther.com/185069/who-would-like-to-play-tjbm-65/

why not
TJBM wants to be Polish.

I am all shiny and bright!

TJBM is playing 64 & 65 together.

I am. I want to reach 500 responses!
TJBM can multitask.

I can, us women are good at multi-tasking

TJBM is gender confused.

nope
TJBM is confused.

Yup, about Republican/Conservatives how can they say they are for the average working joe, when all they do is cater to the top 1%?
TJBM is feeling frisky this morning.

haha…no, but the horses here are, turned them out in new paddocks and they are going nuts running and bucking. They enjoy a change of scenery too. :-)

TJBM ate too much last night.

Yup.
TJBM likes a little Republican now and then, just to cleanse the palette.

Nope, am apolitical. I mostly don;t care about any of it except environmental issues.

TJBM wishes they had billions and could be a philanthropist.

Well your half right, and you can guess at which half,lol.
TJBM is thinking a PBJ english muffin sounds real good right now.

Not yet, still having my coffee here.

TJBM likes sugar and cream in their coffee.

Yes please!
TJBM hasn’t drunk coffee for years.

never drank coffee
TJBM prefers tea.

No, I’m a coffee guy all the way. I like tea, but good coffee is my preference.

TJBM has a preference between leaf tea or herbal tea (tisane).

I’m not a tea person, the only tea I really like id the chinese restaurant tea, Oolong maybe. Green tea is okay once in awhile.

TJBM loves smoked gouda cheese.

I would like to smoke it, but it’s difficult to light.

TJBM has smoked fish.

I tried to once, but I couldn’t get the squirmy thing lit.
It is obvious which way I have to go, given the mentions in the last few posts.
TJBM has smoked something herbal, lately.

I smoke weed everyday!
TJBM wants to appear cool.

I don’t have to want or try. I am cool.

TJBM has a strong sense of self-confidence.

Of course I do! I guess.
TJBM is mostly jelly, and has the confidence of a quivering, whimpering puppy.

No. Mostly rock and shit and the confidence of a lioness, however misplaced it might be.

TJBM just got their mind blown.

Yes, probably in the same question you did. lol

TJBM has 15 minutes until dark to hustle and finish up some outdoor chores.
Gah..I’m procrastinating for the final push, just after I finish this beer. haha

Not outdoor chose, but I have only two week for the freaking final.
TJBM wants their work to end soon.

GOD yes, I am ready to retire, winter driving is getting really old.
TJBM would like a mixed drink right now.

Haha, Friday night party here at the ranch. Have some good tunes on and on my 4th Shock, Top, then dinner soon. :-D

TJBM is having a relaxing Friday night.

OMG @Coloma you like shock top??????
That is the only beer I will drink,
Well sorta just playing on the computer being quite for Mrs Squeeky who has a graveyard shift tonight .
TJBM is missing something right now.

Not missin’ a thing, watchin’ the full moon crossin; the range…..:-)

TJBM is having mexican food for dinner.

Um…nope. Had a bowl of Wheat Chex about 2 hours ago. I’m done for the day.

Ugh! TJBM is watching My Cousin Vinny.

Why would I want to babysit TJAM’s cousin!