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Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Fluff time: do you give away the milkshake for free if the guys are interested?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) October 3rd, 2015

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like, it’s better than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours: Kelis -

If your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, do you give it away for free? If your milkshake cannot interest the boys, does that mean your milk is sour?

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SQUEEKY2's avatar

HUH??
Is something in YOUR milkshake?

kritiper's avatar

If it feels good, do it. Again and again and again!

kritiper's avatar

No matter how sour the milkshake is, there will always be someone willing to taste it if the holder of the milkshake is willing to drop their standards low enough.

Berserker's avatar

Lol what the hell are you talking about?

SQUEEKY2's avatar

OMG ^ @Symbeline Thank you!! I thought I was the only one that didn’t what the hell he was talking about?^^

Berserker's avatar

I’m guessing he’s quoting a pop song. I do believe I have actually heard something like that on the radio before.

dappled_leaves's avatar

I don’t have a yard. Problem solved.

Darth_Algar's avatar

For those who may be confused TC’s basically asking the female folks here if they put out easily.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

^ Then why the type of code speak, just ask them if they are sleazy sluts, and go from there @Darth_Algar ??

Darth_Algar's avatar

Look up the song ‘Milkshake’, by Kelis. It’s really not very coded if you understand the context.

Berserker's avatar

Lol, sleazy sluts.

Fluther girls, are you all dirty, sleazy sluts?

Details; sluts, sleazy, milkshake, wut time d00 ur legz open, yard sex,

SQUEEKY2's avatar

@Darth_Algar Ok I just looked up that song,and don’t really care for it, bit at least now I know where HC is coming from with this low class question.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^ Ok I just looked up that song,and don’t really care for it, bit at least now I know where HC is coming from with this low class question.
I had a cache of better questions but I could not hide all the shanks on the yard, or people would miss it somehow by not understanding it…..so…..put out the low hanging fruit, but 5 points, bygones.

It IS “Fluff Time”

fluthernutter's avatar

I think charging money for a milkshake is illegal…except for some counties in Nevada?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^ Not when it comes in the form of a Prada handbag, Gucci shades, or Jimmy Choo pumps….

trailsillustrated's avatar

I give it away to people I like and am dating. I regularly legally charge for it too. There’s nothing skanky about either, I never feel disrespected or slutty or whatever .

_Seek_'s avatar

Nope. My, uh, “milk” has been shared only with my husband. There’s some potential to share with someone else, should all parties involved approve, but I haven’t found anyone I’m interested in, and I’m not actively searching.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@trailsillustrated I give it away to people I like and am dating. I regularly legally charge for it too.
Just curious, do you have a need for your “milkshake” to be better than most, if not all, other gals?

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