Time for fluff; what are the top five worse places for one to have a heart attack?

While shaving with a straight razor

While administering CPR.

While on stage at a community theater during a death scene.

Changing the lightbulb at the top of a television tower.

Anywhere you are working alone and nobody would find you for several days.

While receiving a Powerball jackpot check.
In the pilot seat of a loaded passenger jet while the co pilot is in the men’s room and the Pacific is all that is in view.
While running after the van which just snatched one of your kids.
While you are performing brain surgery.
Just seconds before they announce you have won the Presidential election.

While conducting a seminar on “How to Avoid Having a Heart Attack”

In the ER waiting room of an American hospital before going through Triage.

“Have a seat, sir, we’ll call you up when it’s your turn.”

On a ski lift.
Sky diving.

In the cockpit of a plane after the copilot also had an heart attack.
While pressing a dead man’s switch controlling the entire nuclear arsenal.

@majorrich While on stage at a community theater during a death scene.
They would say it was a GREAT performance in method acting….he/she slayed them….oh, snap! He/she was the one slain. LOL

@Here2_4 While receiving a Powerball jackpot check.
All the hot chicks standing by as witnesses will be fighting to be the 1st to give you mouth to mouth. ~~~

@Seek In the ER waiting room of an American hospital before going through Triage.
That WILL get you in quicker, sad to say I have 1st hand knowledge of that.

Just heard about a poor man who had a fatal heart attack during an ECG!