If you were tossing a Fluther going away party, what would it be like?

Cash would be nice.

^—Cash us rather vague, $50 bucks is cash same as 50 million…..and are you giving or receiving?

I would, but then who would even care?

With an unlimited budget at my disposal I would invite kids from every orphanage, children’s hospital, foster home and handicap care facility within 50 miles to a huge party with cake, ice cream, face painters and pony rides and wave goodbye to them all as I exit through the door.

Pizza and beer all around.
Pepperoni an and porter.

I would do a Fluther interview for the departed jellies and post it on the Fluther blog.

Everyone of my enemies would be impaled on a stick and roasted, and everyone else would feast on them.

If and when @ragingloli I thought I should let you know I have a gamey leg.~

It would be like a funeral, apparently.

Beer & Pizza sounds good. I would also have an open mic. Poetry, readings from fav books, singing, stand up (of course with me kicking it off, and this section may end up sounding more of a ‘roast’ than @ragingloli s idea) and then dancing into the wee small hours. I would make an exception to my ‘no parties of just people standing around’ because I know you guys.