Heard any funny Trump jokes?
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February 21st, 2016
Not satisfied with dissing Pope Francis, Trump said:
“Jesus? What’s up with Jesus? It took him 3 days to rise from the dead. I coulda done it in 3 hours. The guy’s an underachiever!”
Heard on NPR, and I just had to laugh.
Like him or loath him, Donald Trump was made to joke about!
Let’s hear it…
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Donald Trump is the Republican frontrunner.
Still a knee-slapper.
No, but my neighbors mule is named ” Hillary.” Striking resemblance of course. lol
Trump might have a full head of hair , but few look to whether it is dyed or not.
Sorry, I find absolutely nothing funny about this megalomaniac.
Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.―Andy Borowitz
One well known comic philosophy is: You can’t make something funny out of something that is already funny.
I imagine that Trump spends the evenings with his forehead pressed against the cold glass of an aquarium, talking telepathically to the tormented albino squid in which he has hidden his soul about the deranged post coital cat that’s perched atop his soft head.
He began as a joke but it’s getting less and less funny by the day.
Trump walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a duck on his head. The psychiatrist asks, “Can I help you?”
And the duck says, “Yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?”
I’ve looked many places and can’t find any really funny Trump jokes but the Trump Memes are pretty hillarious
He’s in “good” company with so many others who started out as jokes and quickly proved thesmelves to be anything but. Like Benito Mussolini, Adolph Hitler, Huey Long, Joseph McCarthy and Kim Jong-un.
“Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents—doesn’t work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He’s already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem. ... This is what I’ve been waiting for my whole life. A President who’s not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.” Lewis Black
Undisputed best joke of all…he’s getting awfully close to sealing the deal & could yet be prez.
How does Donald trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?
Juan by Juan.
When asked about Donald Trump, Pope Francis said that people who build walls are not Christians. And Donald said, “Of course I’m a Christian. Do you know how many carpenters named Jesus I have working for me?”
^^^Evidently @ucme is partial to black humor
Q: What’s the only thing that can stop Donald Trump?
A: A Cruz missile.
Not being American, I can laugh it up, Trump for Emperor!!
^^As our number one trading partner, you may not be laughing for long.
@dappled_leaves And I will concede that it would have been better written as, “as a member of our number one trading partner…”
^ Not for long perhaps, referendum on Jun 23rd to stay or leave, i’ll still be laughing either way.
Well, the obvious, Trump answer, would have been:
“Give me a break! I meant Britain is tops with me…#1 in my book! I mean, who doesn’t love Britain?? When I’m president and ISIS attacks Parliament, I’ll be right there at the Brit’s side!”
Nah, Trump would say something like this:
“Make America Great Britain Again…wait, stop!”
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