Who wants to play the "Why do they call them skinny jeans? and other impossibly ignorant questions" game?

Why do Gods look so much like people? And why do they have the same emotion and mindset of normal people?

“Oh, did I wake you?”, asks the person who telephones at 2:00 am.

Who is “General Motors”?

How the hell does the Rupert Murdock media empire get off going on and on about ‘the liberal media’? Is it just because the doesn’t own them yet?

Why are the people who think the Earth is a handmade gift from God itself the least concerned with taking care of it?

Why do both christians and democrats usually just assume they have the moral and ethical high ground?

@ragingloli

General Motors is the Volkswagen Group AG of the US.

@ARE_you_kidding_me

Because it makes them feel better about themselves.

Before Siri I asked.

“Why do they call it voice recognition?”

Are we there yet?

“Do you mind if I…?”

Whatever it is, of course you mind. If you didn’t, I wouldn’t put that preface before my question.

Who put he bomp in the bomp bompah bomp bompah bomp?
Who let the dogs out?
Who’s your daddy?
Do we get our cherry back if we go without for seven years?
Am I the only one who didn’t know camel toes can be found somewhere beside at the end of a camel’s foot?
Who shot J.R.?
‘If women took aspirin every night half an hour before bedtime, would it get them laid a lot, and prevent heart attack?

@ucme “Are we there yet?”

Yep, almost! We’re getting closer all the time!