What superhero would you want to be?

I have thought long and hard about this, and I have decided I want the ability to draw USD$500 worth of money in the local currency every time I place my hand in my pocket.

This is my super power wish, my “if I had a magic Genie’s lamp” wish, etc.

Gramma. All grammas have super powers. This means I’m set.

Son Goku, of course.

BOOTMAN.

My costume includes welding goggles and a backpack cutting torch.

My mission: Too free the masses from the practices of the predatory parking booting companies.

Iron man

Iron Man would be nice. Super wealthy. Iron Man suit…
I guess I would like Wolverine’s ability to heal himself. Maybe it would work for heart break too.

It would be cool to be able to fly, or breath underwater. I have dreams about both, then I wake up….

Mr. Fantastic. Super Intelligence and/or super healing. I could do with some omniscience. Also I get to be married to Sue Richards.

I have twice been given the nickname Superman, for very different reasons. I would love to fly, but I would really like invisibility.

I saw a great post on Facebook about this.

“My superpower is being a Woman. What is yours?”

Shape-shifter (not just changing appearance… Harry-Potter-style animagus to any number of species would be awesome)... and/or minder-reader

Jessica Jones! The Netflix version of her, anyway. Because, minus the alcoholism, I’m pretty screwed up, so I have half of it down already. :D

@Seek you are wasting your powers. Why draw $500.00 to make a $5.26 purchase at Whataburger?

What I want is the ability to draw out the exact amount I need to make a purchase, any purchase, whenever I need it.

Ooh! Ooh! Can I be Captain 4Q?!?!?!

The power that everyone on Fluther would understand exactly what I mean, every time I wasn’t litigiously detailed in my answer. Some take a slight error in articulation, and run with it. Ambiguity is a problem with written words, not spoken aloud, with proper intentions clear by tone , or volume.

I want the power to have the single vote that defeats the world’s most evil villain, Orange Man.

@rojo -

Because that will be too easy to figure out by others and be used against me. The power only works for my pocket, so I can draw $500, put it in my purse, and carry it around for Whataburger and whatever else as I see fit.

$500 isn’t enough to be suspicious, but is enough to be useful, and easy enough to put in an envelope a few times over for a big purchase.

Wonder Woman, fightin for my rights in my satin tights…lose the pussy tiara thingy though

@ucme never saw someone wear a tiara there

She wears a tiara.

yep, of sorts anyway

In university I was like psy duck. I held my hands over my temples when stressed out.