What are some things that can only happen in a video game?

- Whenever you die, the worst thing happening to you is a chance to start from the beginning.
– You don’t need to talk and everyone can understand you just by looking at you.
– You can save and load your progress.
– Eating, sleeping and resting aren’t necessary. You can walk all day and feel nothing.
– You can carry as many items as you want without more bags.
– You touch an enemy and lose your health.

Using your troops as fodder. At least I sure hope so.

You shoot someone, repeatedly, in the face, and they put their hands on their hips and say, “Stop! You’re being so silly!”

You can attempt to start a conversation with someone 50 times on 10 different days, and each and every single time they answer, “Chicken Chaser! Do you chase chickens?”

You can get out of multiple felonies by hiding from the police for 1½ minutes, then go talk to the cop who was just chasing you, with no ill effect.

Teabag a noob & hear them die inside as they call for their mommy
Repeatedly kick a prostitute in the snatch leaving her twitching in a pool of blood then jump in your car & listen to some Spandau Ballet

Real magic and gods.

The Germans can win a war.

^ Best answer ever in the history of everness

Arranging block makes them disappear.
Eating a mushroom makes you bigger.