Using only four words, what would you say (read details)

I’m just a passerby!

Respectfully answer police questions.

Blame him not me.

I didn’t do it.

Once in prison;

Don’t drop the soap.

Glad we’re not Black!

“Time to die, piggies!”

^That’s 5 words…

I thought it said 5

I want my lawyer

See, I told you.

You got any cash?

My cellphone is recording.

Can I go out?

Don’t say a thing.

I know the mayor.

[pulls out a 10 bucks to the officers]
Can it be settled? :)

^^Careful. You gotta think about how many doughnuts that will buy nowadays. This ain’t the 30’s, bub. And the cops are a lot bigger and eat more than they used to. Better make it a C-note.

”She did it, officer!!!” Points at @janbb.

“This van needs cleaning.”

Seriously, it depends upon the situation.

Every Breath You Take

Don’t tase me, bro.

@CWOTUS for the win

Are we almost there?

“allahu akhbar! bombala! jihad!”

Message in a Bottle

He did it, Officer!

“What died in here?”

^the best one! :D

“I can smell bacon”

I call top dibs.

blue lives don’t matter

Can’t Stand Losing You

all coppers are bastards

Are we there yet?

Keep your mouth shut.

Look! We’re on Livestream!

This isn’t happening, right.

(To the cops) Your place or mine?

“Your spare is flat!”

Must be a dream.

“Well, shit the bed!”

You got any weed?

Let me outta here.

Top o’ the world, m….

“Man! Am I trippin’?”

“This can’t be good…”

The chief’s my son-in-law.

Mars isn’t like this.