What is the most bizarre reason for break-up you have heard of?

I’m only saying this because it’s a true answer to the question and because I know for an absolute fact that it was given as “the reason”. I will not entertain any follow-up questions or attempts to clarify or name names.

Because the gentleman’s penis was too large.

Seriously.

Well when my Siamese cat crapped on his pillow then pissed on his chest during the night, I considered it an omen and sure enough, the cat was right, he was a jerk.
So I guess you could say pussies never lie. lol

@CWOTUS I had an experience like that too, and yes, it just wasn’t going to work, no amount of lubrication was going to accommodate that monster more than a few inches.
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Lol.. for both responses..)

Well. @CWOTUS, I can see that as being a very justifiable reason. My ex was very well endowed, and on occasions, when he got a little too excitable, having my head rammed into the headboard when he bottomed out, was not fun. His size wasn’t so bad it would cause me to end our relationship, but I can quite understand why sometimes, ‘enough is enough’.

I broke up with a man because he couldn’t kiss. I feel mean now. I was young and cruel.

^^yeah.. that’s one bizzare reason.. broke up because of kissing issue…)

I don’t know—it’s hard to come up with “the most” anything—but I broke up with one guy because he wouldn’t fight with me. He said yes to everything and agreed with everything, even when I reversed myself and when I deliberately tried to provoke him. Agh. I mean, I never wanted a relationship to be a battleground, but I simply could not stand being constantly catered to, indulged, and appeased. Anybody who thinks they want that really ought to try it.

How did he react to the break-up? Did he agreed

Sorry for multiple responses.
How did he react to the break-up? Did he agree to that also without any arguments?

He had no choice.

By the way, did you know that you have about ten minutes to make changes to your responses? As long as there’s a red “Edit this response” link showing beneath your post, you can edit it.

Yeah..I thought I lost the original one after I clicked on another link by mistake. When I submitted it again I realised that it’s there already.

I know I confessed this here before but I once broke up with a guy who had some sort of crusty saliva that gave me an ear infection.
I also broke up with a guy when he wrote me a poem but stole the lyrics from the song “Take the Money and Run.“it was Judi and Bruce instead of Jack and Dianne.” I couldn’t look at him the same again.
I was a jerk. I know.

One guy I vaguely knew, friend of a friend, broke up because his girlfriend’s pussy was too big, like a boot top. Apparently she’d had 4 kids from a previous relationship & as a consequence, he weren’t getting any torque…works both ways girls.

A woman that I was dating claimed that I had a thing for her mother. As soon as I recovered from the urge to vomit I told her that it’s OK if she didn’t want to see me again but not OK to make up a story. I just said good by and I never saw her again. It was so weird that I was glad to get away.