[Fluff time] Bless the Flutheronian below you challenge, how well would you do?
It should be quite easy, you simply bless or edify the one posting after you, the rub is, you never know who it might be, but can you bless or edify them anyhow? The way it would go:
• Larry Lunchmeat puts out his blessing; ”I bless the Flutheronian below me with unlimited gas for their car”.
• John Q coming in gets that blessing. Then he post a blessing, ”I bless the Flutheronian below me with an expert massage every day when they come home”.
• Susie Homemaker come on and gets that blessing, she then post ”To the Flutheronian below me I bless steak and lobster dinner every weekend”
• And so on, and so on.
How well do you believe you can do? How long will it even last? Take the challenge and find out.
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I bless the Flutheronian below me with adventurous days and even more adventurous nights.
“May your reign last days, and your death years”. – Apophis.
I bless the Flutheronian below me with a fleet of Bentley cars as daily driver for the weekdays and a Ferrari and Lamborghini for shopping on the weekends.
Cursed be the hand that made these fatal holes!
Cursed be the heart that had the heart to do it!
Cursed the blood that let this blood from hence!
More direful hap betide that hated wretch,
That makes us wretched by the death of thee,
Than I can wish to adders, spiders, toads,
Or any creeping venom’d thing that lives!
If ever he have child, abortive be it
—Lady Anne
Richard III
Act 1, Scene 2
^ So…..you are using a curse to bless someone?
May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.
The worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul!
Thy friends suspect for traitors while thou livest,
And take deep traitors for thy dearest friends!
No sleep close up that deadly eye of thine,
Unless it be whilst some tormenting dream
Affrights thee with a hell of ugly devils!
Thou elvish-mark’d, abortive, rooting hog!
Thou that wast seal’d in thy nativity
The slave of nature and the son of hell!
Thou slander of thy mother’s heavy womb!
Thou loathed issue of thy father’s loins!
Thou rag of honour! thou detested—
—Queen Margaret to Richard Act 1 Scene 3.
Richard III has the best blessings.
I’ve done far worse than kill you. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on… hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet… buried alive. Buried alive.
– Khan Noonien Singh
KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bless the Flutheronian below me the box set of every Star Trek episode, movies included, and free tickets to every Star trek convention for the next 10 years.
I bless the Flutheronian below me with a serene and drama free 2017.
Good luck with that.
I bless the Flutheronian below me with the finest silk dresses (or suits) until they are 70 years of age.
Oh neat!
I bless the Flutheronian below me with great health, and many years to enjoy it.
May all your Star Trek movies be even numbers.
I bless the Flutheronian below to never get ill or suffer indigestion from any meal they eat for a decade.
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How ironic, I bless Spam with no indigestion. LOL LOL
I bless the Flutheronian below me with great skill in one new thing they couldn’t do well previously.
I bless the Flutheronian below me with the ability to eat anything to their heart’s content and gain no more than 2 lb which will be lost while driving/walking.
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