Climbing for orgasm (NSFW)

I have eargasms from q-tips in the ear.

Haha, i can understand that, especially after a shower.

No mountain too steep to climb for the big O

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that’s what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home; I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.

Hahaha! Omg! @ragingloli I could hear Arnold in your voice the entire time!

I think Arnie needs to try sex again, you know, at least get two notches on his gun before he uses it so loosely in metaphor. What a van dork.

What, sex with a fat woman?
You may cut your arse on the light fitting, take care.

You climb doors? Wow, you are nimble. I can’t say I’ve ever had an orgasm climbing? Am I unusual? I once rode a horse and it was galloping away and I suddenly realized why girls go through the ‘horsey’ stage.

@LornaLove I rode horses for most of my youth but never did have that same experience obtained from climbing things. And I’m not nimble, I just know some very sturdy doors lol.