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wrestlemaniac's avatar

If you had to pick either Chuckie, Jason Voorhees, or Freddy as your father who would it be?

Asked by wrestlemaniac (808 points ) August 8th, 2008

I’d pick Jason…..trust me on this.

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dulcecorazon's avatar

Jason is a mommy boy. he wouldn’t protect his kids. (they’d be a mothers day gift)

cak's avatar

rofl….definitely not chuckie!

I’m going with Jason. Freddy was a very bad man! Not that Jason was a saint!

AstroChuck's avatar

How could I say no to Chuckie?

peedub's avatar

Freddy. Even though I might be cursed with bad skin I’d have a good chance at inheriting that radical sweater.

aneedleinthehayy's avatar

probably chuckie or jason. freddy molested children.

wrestlemaniac's avatar

Jason was bullied as a kid, he’s just protecting himself, home, and feelings, somewhat.

wrestlemaniac's avatar

Freddy was badly burned i doubt he has anything down there. also he shouldn’t be worried about providing fried foods. :P

dulcecorazon's avatar

there is always plastic surgery and a class in cosmetology.

Randy's avatar

Jason. He’s huge so there are probably good fundamental genes in there. Then I’d choose someone like Adriana Lima as a mother so that I’d have some beauty as well. ; )

wrestlemaniac's avatar

Who is Adriana Lima?

Randy's avatar

A Victoria’s Secret model. just search google images and you’ll see. I’d link if I wasn’t on the phone at work.

wrestlemaniac's avatar

Oh good Taste;)

uberbatman's avatar

Yea jason i mean hes just out for revenge. What revenge would he want to take on his child. Chuckie is just evil incarnate and freddy is a child molester, no thanks.

tinyfaery's avatar

Freddy had a daughter (I can’t remember which movie number, but it was the one that was in 3D). She turned out okay. I’ll go with Freddy. And I don’t think the movie ever said Freddy was a molester, just a child killer.

poofandmook's avatar

I don’t care so long as Laurie Strode isn’t my mother. You saw what happened to poor Jamie :(

uberbatman's avatar

@tinyfaery from wikipedia “In the original script, Freddy Krueger was a child molester, as to Wes Craven, this was the worst thing possible. The decision was made to instead make Krueger a child murderer in order to avoid being accused of exploiting a spate of highly publicized child molestations which occurred in California around the time A Nightmare on Elm Street went into production, however A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child suggests this might still be the case in a headline Alice looks at when researching Freddy.”

wrestlemaniac's avatar

he murdered like 12 little girls. right?

SeventhSense's avatar

Chuckie could be soul transfered into a human form and may actually be more manageable with some therapy. Freddie is a child molestor and Jason is like basically a walking corpse- and have you seen that rotting flesh? I think you’ve gotta give props to Charles.

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