What is the funniest text message you have received?

for me... it was the 3 am "u up?" text from a shady sleeze i was avoiding. i'm pretty sure he sent them out to 30 girls each night.

What's a text message? Kinda like a telegraph?

You crazy kids.

Just after a friend of mine, an iMac owner of several years, installed her cable modem texted me "how do i get on internet?" I almost died laughing.

"My log saw something that night" I was watching Twin Peaks and telling my brother how awesome the Log Lady was. I laughed quite a bit. Gotta love the Log Lady!

"I need your picture, please send me your picture soon. I need to have the evidence to show the kids the boogey man really exists.

"I need your picture, please send me your picture soon. I need to have the evidence to show the kids the boogey man really exists."

(wrong number) “omg last nite was totally hot. lets do that again.”

what my friend sent me would (and could) be considered racist but was absolutely hilarious because i received it completely out of the blue while i was sitting in a meeting with a supplier sometime in the afternoon.

i’m really tempted to post it, but i’d rather not risk offending anyone. just in case i sound somewhat racist myself, i’ll make it clear that the friend that sent me the text was of the same race the joke was about.