Can cross eyed teachers control their Pupils ?

Sorry, I don’t take orders from question posers.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch!

roflao… that’s awesome.

A Rabbi walks into a bar…and buys it.

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks:” Is the bar tender here?”

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “why the long face?”

ROFL!!! Those are all great!!!

Great stuff, keep them coming, we should have a prize for the shortest and funniest.

An African walked into the bar with a Parrot on his shoulder, the Barman asked ’‘Where did you get that?’’ The Parrot replied Africa .

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last week, she bought an escalator.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey! We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper responds,“You have a drink named ‘Steve?’”

Did you hear?
The Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery.

The man who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

A butcher backed into his meat slicer and got behind on all of his orders.

She took a hit of speed and a sleeping pill, and dreamt she couldn’t sleep.

She also took a hit of Acid and a birth control pill soshe could take a trip without the kids!

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

That poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

Two guys walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.

Man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7, 8(ate), 9….