Okay, who's drunk?

Could you hook me up? I’m presently dry.

What do they wear under those kilts?

Mishter Loosher, I have Jack Daniel’s Tenessee Whiskey and Heineken Lager presently diluting the ‘ol bloodsream. Cheers!

Oh RIGHT ON!!!

right now no, yesterday I was.

Ok, but you can work on that, right? No really, aply yourself!

lol I can but today Im not feeling so well, I think Ill hold off on the JD for a while

Okay, ya’ll inspired me, I went out to the garage and retrieved some Sling Shot Pale Ale. Cheers!

Cheers! may the wind be always at your back, and your pockets full ‘o coin!

Not I. Love a good cocktail, don’t love being drunk.

I am! But I have good reason. Viva Tequila!

shameless fluther plug

Give me ten minutes. Twenty tops.

I am very much not.

Ok, now I need a PBR. Dammit.

i’ll admit to being…a little drunk. i had juuust the right number of margaritas tonight…and Tim is in the shower, so i can’t go to sleep yet. who the hell showers at 3:00 am? wtf?

Bitburger

Bitburger showers at 3:00 am?He’ll do anything for a laugh.

Not me currently but that could change if this was a different night.

not me. sadly.

Getting there rapidly. Another three or four shots should do it.

Not now, I find that I lose the ability to type after the 2nd beer. My spelling drops after the first one. So it appears that you will never know when I’m drunk, I’m usually surprised too.

Been there more or less continuously for tha past two months. I do have my standards though. Nothing lower than 18 year old single-malt (about 2 cases a month).