How do I get laid tonight?

I’m on vacation in Florida staying in a really nice apartment. I’m on vacation with family, but only my sister is home. She is sick, by the way. There is another bed besides hers in the apartment. Most people here are on vacation with family. I’m 18. Most of the people in this apartment are Jewish, so Christmas is no issue. Most people in this hotel are from my home town too.

Since my sister is sick, I don’t wanna disturb her, so what can I do?