How long does it take you to poop?

Reading on the toilet is a phenomenon I will never understand. Any time that a person takes a long time in the bathroom, comments are made about the next person not wanting to go in there…

I honestly cannot understand why people take long to poop.

Unless something is seriously wrong with me, I have never taken longer than 15 seconds to poop. I sit down, I poop immediately, and I’m done. It is faster than peeing!

Are you a long pooper? If so, what is it that takes long?!

Does the poop start coming out as soon as you sit down and continues to come out, very slowly, for the entire time you are on the toilet?

Or, do you sit on the toilet for awhile before the poop comes out? If so, why even go to the bathroom that early? Why not just wait until you actually have to go?

Does anyone else have very fast pooping like I do, or am I an anomaly?

Please discuss your pooping.