Which is/are you favourite Quote/s?

View life as a continuous learning experience.

I can resist everything except temptation – Oscar Wilde

It is not things, but opinions about things that have absolutely no existence, which have so deranged mankind.
Nietzche

“Sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze” From the movie the girl next door.
“Life is but a stage” William Shakespeare
“Same Shit Different Day” Stephan King’s Dream Catcher
“A man should listen to a woman’s wisdom, words and do something about it and you will enjoy the benefits” From the movie Hitch
“We are all crazy, some are more crazier than other.” The Joker from The Animated Batman series and my therapist.
“We are all equal, some are more equal than others.” George Oswell’s Animal Farm
“Not to have logic is not to live” Mr Spock Star Trek

I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours. But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all times and in all places. Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their universality.
H.A. Overstreet

A man can no more diminish God’s glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling ‘darkness’ on the wall of his cell.
C.S. Lewis

Some people are like a Slinky…Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down a flight of stairs.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it’s really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteorite.

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

—Frank Zappa

“Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention”.

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by”
Douglas Adams.

“Earlier this week Attorney General Janet Reno charged software giant Microsoft with trying to monopolize access to the Internet, and she has asked a federal court to fine the company a million dollars per day. Analysts say that at this rate, Microsoft CEO Bill Gates will be broke just 10 years after the Earth crashes into the sun.”

—Norm MacDonald, Saturday Night Live

“One of the saddest things is that the only thing that a man can do for eight hours a day, day after day, is work. You can’t eat eight hours a day nor drink for eight hours a day nor make love for eight hours—all you can do for eight hours is work. Which is the reason why man makes himself and everybody else so miserable and unhappy.”
—William Faulkner

Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
Genius hits a target no one else can see.
  – Arthur Schopenhauer

“If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough horsepower.” – Mark Donohue

“We call each other beautiful and amazing and we say ‘I love you’ with utter conviction.” – Zoe Trope

“We were living in a fairy tale, where nothing existed but art, order, and beauty.” – Chun Sue

“Do you understand? Do you see the forest through the trees? Do you not see what I am no longer not saying to you? If so – congratulations! Prepare to have sex constantly.” – Chuck Klosterman

“I’d rather seek nothingness than seek nothing.” – Nietzsche

“And you mustn’t stroke anyone’s head – you might get your hand bitten off.” – Lenin

“The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.” – Chuck Palaniuk

“I am thirty years old, and I have to sleep in the bunky bed!” – Fabio from Top Chef

“You want scrambled eggs? Nope! It’s a rainbow!” – Jay Newman

“Brilliant men, beautiful jazz babies, champagne baths, midnight revels, petting parties in the purple dawn, all ending in one terrific smashing climax that makes you gasp.”

“Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming along tonight along with six to eight black men. They might put some candy in your shoes, they might stuff you into a sack and take you to Spain, or they might just pretend to kick you. We don’t know for sure, but we want you to be prepared.” – David Sedaris

“Oh, what the fuck ever! If I was that bad, then why were you at my house every night? All I had to do was call and say, “Hey. I’m horny.” And then fucking poof! As if by some form of slut magic, you’d appear. Now why is that?” – Monty, from Waiting

“Tell me you love me, but don’t say it with words.” – Voxtrot

wonderful everyone… wonderful…
I like your quotes.. X )

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” My Boss after I took 4 hours lunch.