If you could have had an intimate experience (think: sex) with a person or persons who have passed away, who would you choose?
This question was inspired by several recent questions about intimacy and sex so I thought I’d have a little fun and throw this out there.
Also, this isn’t about necrophilia, boys and girls, so you have to answer this question with the idea in mind that the person you choose was alive and breathing at the time you both had the sexual encounter. Have fun with it.
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Frank Sinatra. Hands down.
Amazing voice, great looks, and sick ass style.
Abraham Lincoln. Just so I could talk to him afterward.
I’m not really into necrophilia.
hm….
Rita Hayworth in her early 30s, with all the trimmings of course.
“Gilda, are you decent, honey?” anybody?
On the other hand, is Princess Leia dead yet?
I would like to have sampled Marylin Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Mae West, Jane Russell, and Audrey Hepburn. For starters.
Marilyn Monroe. Yes, I’m Bi.
marylin manore.
Rosa parks.
betty paige.
audrey hepburn
suezanne be anthony and the girl on the dollar coin.
Marylin monroe wins again
@KingMalefic totally agree with your list of women. Add Natalie wood and I’m fuckin’ sold.
The girl that started the prohibition love to take her out for a drink and drop a never mind yeah that might have been the whole reason for no alcholol for a few years sorry boys.
hold your Monroe horses! How about Cathrine Deneuve and then of course the unforgettable Brigitte Bardot?
Ha!
Otto Von Bismarck. MMMMM.
Teddy Roosevelt.
Mark Antony.
Charlemagne.
Harvey Milk (tee hee).
ELVIS.
I second the Clark Gable.
Humphrey Bogart.
Notorious B.I.G.
Tupac.
yee-ah.
Janis Joplin would probably have been a “helluva ride” :)
@TaoSan Brigitte Bardot is still alive dude :P
@chelseababyy : a pity your question got moded.
Yes well i am sure Jemi hendrix would have been a trip to :-P
@AstroChuck : Fuck I forgot here or i was just thinking of audrey as her so does that count?
OH DAMN I FORGOT JIM MORRISON.
And maybe Kurt Cobain, hmm hmm, or Shannon Hoon.
oh oh oh, who was the Russian pervert? Katharina or something? With the contraptions and all? Oy, juicy!!!
I second Cleopatra too!
I keep thinking of people, lol…
JP Sartre!
and @chelseababyy: what question?
Ooo ooo! The guy who played Captain von Trapp in “The Sound of Music”!!
@TitsMcGhee I asked what everyone was doing tonight. Apparently it got modded.
p.s. Kurt Cobain = HELLS YES.
@TitsMcGhee : But i am a descendant of Charlemagne so we can make that happen.
I’m not sure if Cobaine would have been that much fun, think all the H. and the depression and whatnot…
yeah if i was a girl JFK would be up there but to make it fun could it be a foursome LBJ JFK and MLK… i would post my initials but it breaks the three letter trend
@KingMalefic LOLOLOL. Like I said, you make me lol. Oh, did I forget Heath Ledger? He was so sexy in the Dark Knight.
Oh, and apparently Christopher Plummer is still alive…guess I have to take that one back :(
OH FUCK, HEATH LEDGER.
I forgot he was dead…. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
JANET RENO…no really…. no seriously i wouldn’t touch her. she likes never mind
I tried to fix my modded q, btw.
Amy Winehouse should count as dead, I mean, the carcasse still walks, but other than that…...
@TitsMcGhee : you can fuck him i will serenade thru the night….
@TaoSan I don’t care how close to dead she is, her music is fantastic.
Oh, Heath Ledger. Yes. Though I’d like it even more if Jake Gyllenhaal could be there, too!
@TaoSan. Love the Amy Winehouse comment. LOL
@chelseababyy
Sure very gifted, and was really hot once, so if I get a ‘lil latitude I’ll count her in ;)
well yes amy winehouse on set but not off but we weren’t talking about the living dead….
@TitsMcGhee I literally just finished The Dark Knight and I CRIED because he had passed away. He did an amazing job, I totally respect him, and would yet, totally do him.
@KingMalefic: I’m so down, you don’t even know!
@Auggie: I saw Maggie Gyllenhaal today, so I was kinda sorta close! Ok, not really, but it was really exciting!
@chelseababyy: The fact that he was a tremendous actor just added to the sex appeal for me :)
Dammit, @augustlan, Lincoln was going to be my answer! (Also, my therapist is friends with Jake G’s aunt, who is an author.)
I just watched A Streetcar Named Desire last night, so I’ve got Marlon Brando on the brain. Good God, he was hot when he was young.
@TitsMcGhee EXACTLY, that is exactly it. The way he played the Joker, totally did it for me,
@TitsMcGhee YOU SAW MAGGIE? I loved her in The D.K, also.
@MacBean As usual, we are on the same wavelength!
@MacBean
omg Brando!!! What movie was that where he butters up the backdoor of a hot girl, and tells her “I’ll get a pig and let it f*** you!” ????
@augustlan: I WISH. I’m not really interested in women, but she’s just so adorable!
If ya’ll girls are into the Joker so much, wasn’t Brandon Lee in the “The Crow” much hotter?
@augustlan: Definitely. I have a little list going, so if I ever have any encounters, I’ll let you know, haha.
@TaoSan: NO. NOT THE SAME THING AT ALL.
The secretary for maggie omg
@TaoSan Last Tango in Paris. hahaha, that scene… (And also, YES, Brandon Lee > Heath Ledger.)
Asmonet says : hitler, elvis then jesus,
Cause hitler tapped eourpe.
Where the hell is Asmonet, anyway?
I still seem to be unable to comprehend the female psyche :)
Lee all hero, romantic, hot and trim fighter guy, noble n all.
Joker, insane probably asexual jerk.
Hm, will I ever understand?
@augustlan
Believe it or not, I was wondering just that a few minutes ago.
@TaoSan: We don’t even understand our own sexual whims.
I want pancakes, too! Right now.
our interenet is broken but i am minor part mcguyver so i am online and the rest of the house is not not till wed… hopefully.
damn it hes not dead and i hope he doesn’t die but i wanted to say val kilmer…
@TaoSan Yes, true. But Heath Ledger as the joker, is SEXXXXX-AY.
Micheal keaton. Bro crush oh yeah… shhh
I was going to say Jesus too. But I’ll settle for Sir Laurence Olivier. Don’t want to get in between Asmonet and her target.
@augustlan : I don’t wanna her my sis moan and groan please can we for go that word :-P
@KingMalefic Tell her I’ll have pancakes with her when she returns. Tell her now.
What a bunch of pervs. This question has gotten about 80 answers in 45 minutes.
I love us.
And I’m going to bed before I’m further corrupted. Watch, now I’m gonna have dreams about Lan making actual pancakes, but wearing nothing but an apron. ;)
it’s who we are….. sigh….
It seems that any question that I’m involved in is either about sex to begin with or gets turned around until it becomes about sex. Whoops.
@augustlan. You shouldn’t keep a woman waiting, or so I have been told. Here you are. :o)
Okay, we got the pancakes part down, let’s move on to Milo :s
I like waffles…. May I have some more sir?
@TaoSan : are those like mini belgian waffles cause i will have four.
Ah, the joys of late night Fluthering. Sex and food… what could be better?
Oh man stop that!!!
I’ll be in the kitchen firing up the waffle iron in the middle of the night and then I won’t get laid for a week or so because of the syrup mess. Cheesh, enuff subliminal marketing!
WOOOOOO SEX AND WAFFLES. Ftfw.
@Bluefreedom : yep thats about right its like vietnam i have dug the pits and used my “gun” as the lovly pungee bit part.
Oi, I have a bad habit beer at 3 am means one thing I make a 1lb of bacon.
and eat it all.. yes i am 125 lbs don’t ask i don’t know but I can’t deny bacon
No one can deny “THE BACON”
People who deny bacon are extremely suspect
Who wants me to dip them in some syrup? ;]
Oh god. Bacon.
Me, please ; )
@chelseababyy : Yes ::hand High::
or am i and the hand is just higher
Goodnight my pervy jelly friends… sweet, syrupy dreams to all.
@Bluefreedom
aah…... oh yeah…... hrrmpf…...
TaoSan double checks if his webcam is off :)
@Bluefreedom : Thats like turkey bacon getting nothign but the tail… and no true bacon.
I am down for turkey bacon
A few more beers and ANY bacon will do :)
@TaoSan : true i am confused to the circumfrence of my meat on the stove either the heat or the calculation has given me troubles.
OH GOD
The right man is coming on! Oh no AstroChuck you won’t leave now, I saw you crafting!
Mmm. Morningstar Farms Breakfast Strips (veggie bacon).
I’ve never even heard of turkey bacon or veggie bacon. I’m curious but hesitant.
stick with the pork. Not for nothing is it called porking, and not turkeying :)
@everyone. You all make me lol, True story happening right now. I’m tipsy, not drunk, but tipsy, boy is upstairs. I say I’m going to bed, he says do what you want, and I said apparently I can’t because if I was I’d be doing you. He does not respond. Wtf.
@TaoSan : yeah but in this day an age you can pork any meat in the world seriously….
….ravish him where ever he is…
seriously out of no where just jump him…..
@chelseababyy
Hahahahaaaaa, thanks for that, now I know I’m not the only guy missing the train LOL
@King
Very true! Sometimes you get a bad aftertaste though, seriously!
Dude. We’ve been together for a year. And in the past month we’ve been staying with my family, and then his, and NOW we have the chance to do it, and he doesn’t and I haven’t had sex in a month. And I wanna cry. LOL
@chelseababyy
That is so not right LOL
Not even not right, that’s WROOONG
@chelseababyy : and if hes being a “deuche” tomorrow wake up before him time to tie him to a chair backwards display an alotmentment of sex toys jingle his pants and or boxers a bit. when he awakes smile contently and be like i had fun did you you and just let him think about it for a bit
@chelseababyy. That boy needs a talking to. Slap him around with a double dong and then fart on his head.
@TaoSan I’m having withdraws, no fucking joke. WOW. He’s upstairs, I text him, telling him, that I want him, literaly. I said I WANT YOU, and he says..
“well I’m going to be a while so I don’t know what to say”
WHAT THE FUCK.
Talking to? That guy needs one of them dog collars with the electric zapper thingy attached.
Honeeeeeyyyyy bzzzzzzzzzzzp!
You know, I go thru my monthly girly cycle, and still, I give him head. It’s over and I haven’t gotten SHIT.ksdjflksdjflksdjflksjdflksdjflsk df
apparently I fail at something.
Believe me, it’s definitely him, lol
@KingMalefic LOLOLOLO I MIGHT JUST DO THAT, that’s how irritated I am right now.
That’s it guys, lets unite and get Chelsea some shaft!
oops that came out wrong ;)
No serious, get that dog collar thingy.
@TaoSan. No, it came out right, you perv. All these responses are making me laugh my ass off!
I don’t even know what to do. Like, watching YouTube and talking to his brother > Having sex with me.
Like, wow.
Boy, if I ever become like that I shall henceforth no longer be called “man”.
Serious though, I couldn’t even possibly fathom, cheesh.
On the other hand dear Chelsea, what you’re going through right now is like the life of average men HAHAAAA!
Seriously. I can’t fucking take it. I was pretty much ignored ALL DAY, and now I’m being sex-neglected, fuck that. I can play that game too!!!
@chelseababyy : has he earned his red wings… if not seriously thats the best to do what i mentioned…
@chelseababyy. Now you’re talking! Stick it to Mr. Blue Balls and let HIM suffer. Yowza!
@KingMalefic If I think you’re speaking about redwings the way I’m thinking of them. He hasn’t..
Seriously. I give him head ALL THE FUCKING TIME. lets say about.. AT LEAST once or twice a week.
I think he’s given me oral like. twice. in a fucking year.
@bluefreedom.. Yeah, I’ll let him know what it feels like :]
OMFG whadda prick!
He ignored all day, yet still had a chance to get sum but turns it down?
LIFE IS UNFAIR!
Now I know somethings wrong with the guy, I mean c’mon, how can you have sex without having fuzzy peaches first???
You need another man!
@chelseababyy. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Going down on a woman is like one of the Holy Grail’s of sex, in my opinion. Only twice in one year for you? WTF, over?
@TaoSan We hung out with his brother and his friend all day, which I don’t mind. But thru the course of the day, I was ignored, and put down.. just a little. Stupid little fucking remarks that he knows were mean.
@Bluefreedom, Dude, I don’t fucking know. YES, twice.. And I’ve been living with him since Jan of 08, but we’ve been dating since March, I don’t have one fucking clue. It’s not like I’m dirty. I’m prob one of the cleanest, best kept women, EVEEEEEEEEER.
My wife says he’s power tripping and needs a kick in the balls lol
How about 2 kicks? I want in on this.
@chelseababyy : well undoubtly i would love to take shower with ya.
@TaoSan Tell you’re wife she’s totally fuckin’ right. I love her for that answer.
@Bluefreedom, Seriously. Be my guest.
@chelseababyy. Okay, I’m winding up. The next time the doctor wants his sperm count, he’s going to have scrape it off his molars.
yeah that would be better or just as great as the football episode of family guy….
TaoSan checks webcam and now wife again LOL
I wanna text him right now and have a smartass remark. I seriously just wanna be like, “I just told you, outright that I wanted to have sex with you, but you don’t want to. Really.. Hmm. That;s not cool, at all.”
nah nah not like that!!!!
Let’s be hurtful!!! Guys, mount up, what’s the least thing you’d want to hear?
@Bluefreedom hahahahhahaha.
I’m not even kidding when I say I’m like, on the brink of crying. How pathetic is that. My fucking BOYFRIEND DOESNT WANT ME.
Yeah. What is something that would make you wanna come down and like.. FUCKING BE A MAN.
@chelseababyy. If it helps any, we think you’re terrific and we appreciate you spending time with us here this morning. Seriously.
I am confuseded seriously umm i would have been taken at you want me 20 mins ago.
done
@Bluefreedom Thank you, honestly. I appreciate you guys chatting with me :].
I’m with @KingMalefic. Ask me one time only and we’re making love on cloud nine. Believe it.
Thank you blue freedom… fuck the roomates.
Know what, fun aside, if we guys turn down poontang it’s usually really about being insecure. Performance issues, really.
I’ve never seen a guy say no for “neglect” reasons, that’s not how we’re built. Obviously you’re young and hot, judging by your avatars, so I wouldn’t beat myself up.
@chelseababyy. Honestly, I don’t know what else to recommend at this point. I just can’t believe he is acting that stupid over this. Sex is such an awesome activity and I can think of almost no reasons not to do it.
And like @TaoSan said, this isn’t your fault so don’t feel bad in that regard.
i agree with @Bluefreedom : seriously i am still under 30 unless i have no desire for the action fuck it
which is a whole different attitude toward the girl.
@TaoSan I understand the performance issue thing. I’m sure that has something to do about it. But even still, atleast fucking lay with me in bed.
Kinda makes me feel like, I suck or something though
Nah, I’m sure you don’t. He’s just a jerk.
I texted him asking if he was coming to bed anytime soon. He doesn’t answer, his loss I guess. If I stop writing on here I either passed out or he finally came to his senses. But Ishould be on for a while more.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IGNORED. Again.
Don’t you dare getting him any tonight!
Hell no, he had his chance
@chelseababyy. It is HIS LOSS. We’ll be here for a while more also. I keep thinking of that song “Let’s Spend the Night Together” but I can’t remember who sings it.
…umm performance issue what does thtat have to do with it.. i know some things well fuck things up… but thats a choice you don’t have to take them .. shit i think i see burning children got i love spell check.
See it that way, you’re hot enough to keep two old and one not so old perv up to chat with you. We’re drooling just to converse with you. Who does that shmuck think he is? hehe
Yeah, exactly what @TaoSan just said. FTW
Well, we might not be outright pervs but we are having fun and we do enjoy your company very much @chelseababyy. :o)
Haha, true. But apparently I’m not top priority to him. Sad. I must say.
do you guys ever talk about that? You know, you shouldn’t have to hump the guy just to get some attention.
I kinda wanna just tell him to fuck off. I get attention, I do, not as much as i’d like, but sometimes I’m just on the back burner, happens every now and again.
but still, its his duty, to please that booty!!! :)
@chelseababyy. Every ‘now and again’ is too often for him to be neglecting you. He really should be spending more time with you.
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” – I believe in this saying.
way too serious, let’s think about things she can do to him, like wait ‘til he sleeps, shmear peanutbutter on his balls and let the dog in, ey?
That’s how I see it. You know, once we spoke about some stuff, and I said I put certain people in my life first. He told me that even when I do that, I can’t expect others to do it for me. Kinda shitty, right? I watch his brother, and his brothers fiancee, and while they’re a bit older, I’m envious. For reals.
you might want to start considering that the guy is just a shmuck? :/
@TaoSan. How about her writing ‘asshole’ or ‘dick’, backward, across his forehead in permanent ink marker so that when he gets up in the morning and looks in the mirror, he gets a huge surprise?
I know that sounds a little mean, maybe, but it will wear off eventually.
ahaaaa! I vouch for that. I mean, for real, the guy is an abomination against manhood! Look at her, and then figure him on the phone with his brother. Cheesh, right?
LMFAO
My wife just said that whilst she would never encourage it and cut off my balls if I do cheat, she would do a similar thing to my balls if I ever let a hot and willing 19 year old girl off the hook for any other reason than fear of her, haha.
WELL DAMN.
I leave you all for just a little while, and look what happens! Christ.
@TitsMcGhee. Yeah, the whole thing jumped right off the rails and went out of control. And it was worth every minute of it! :o)
I’ll lurve all over ya’ll and then it’s off to bed haha
@TaoSan. I was just doing that – the lurve thing. This has been one hell of a lot of fun. Good stuff. :o)
hehe, we’re gonna get modded tomorrow for chattering haha! Might be better that way too lol.
With 200 responses this thread will buzzle and we’ll be the old drooling pervs haha!
Night ya’ll.
@TaoSan. Good night and thanks for the laughs. And tomorrow will be interesting. LOL
Maybe some people will actually come back here to answer the original question. :o)
So…I suppose answering the actual question, at this point, would be akward.
@cprevite. Not at all. I hope people do come back to answer because I’m interested to learn who their choices might be.
Maybe some people will actually come back here to answer the original question. :o)
I doubt it. This is one epic comment ping-pong match, and personally I don’t value participating in threads where comment ping-pong occurs.
OK then…
Claudette Colbert from It Happened One Night. She was cute in Cleopatra also.
Here she is. Also: Pic
c’mon DD, we can get this back on track.
cprevite, you inspire me :)
OK then. I’ll take two approaches. One, Andy Kaufman so that I can talk with him all night. Two, Marilyn Monroe so as to have a night of passionate sex and to definitively find out what size she really was.
I would certainly spend the night chatting with Andy Kaufman (probably clothed though).
Donna Reed in a heartbeat.
Mary Todd Lincoln as well because you know Abe wasn’t getting the job done.
James Dean, Rudolph Valentino, a young Paul Newman (think Cat on a Hot Tin Roof), John Lennon, Buster Keaton John F. Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr.
@TitsMcGhee lurve for Teddy!
I’d have to choose William H. Bonney. That’d be one wild ride.
dammit, i missed this thread. this is what i get for sleeping in on Sunday. :(
uhm, i dunno. someone hot and dead? geez. Katherine Hepburn when she was young
Yes, I have a long list. So?
John Lennon
Ian Curtis
Nick Drake
Jimi Hendrix
Jeff Buckley
Paul Newman
Joel McCrea
Donald O’Connor
Gene Kelly
Gary Cooper
Cary Grant
James Dean (to find out just how big of a freak he was)
Danny Kaye (so agile!)
Henry VIII (as a youth)
Julius Caesar
Marcus Antonius
Edward VIII (to find out just what kind of freak he was)
@chelseababyy I noticed that the two threads that I mentioned Lisa Lampanelli on last night (yours was one of them) are both gone. She must be a curse!
Heath Ledger, River Pheonix, Rock Hudson, James Dean, Elvis Presley,Alexander the Great, JFK jr.
@aprilsimnel: I completey forgot Gary Cooper and James Dean AND John Lennon AND Jeff Buckley!
Oh, and I would like to add Elliott Smith, mmhmm.
@TitsMcGhee – One of my favorite movie people quotes is from Tallulah Bankhead. When she was asked why she went to Hollywood, being a NY theater actress, she said, “The only reason I went to Hollywood was to f$#k that divine Gary Cooper!”
Girlfriend had her priorities straight, I daresay.
I forgot one! Gregory Peck. Oh, Lor’ ha’ mercy, but that man was FOINE!! ::fans self::
I can’t BELIEVE that Lan and/or I didn’t mention Gregory Peck. What the hell. EPIC FAIL.
I got, erm, distracted. Gregory Peck, YES!
Okayyyyyy. Got what I wanted last night, after waiting an hour or two, almost passing out, and being woken up. LOL
Sunday noonish: wow, what a night all you guys had while I was just sleeping. @chelseababyy, bonus lurve for you, and I have to agree that you might be wanting to look around for somebody whose system of priorities is a little closer match for yours.
@chelseababyy
OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!!
After all that this jerk still got nookie?!?
Do you have a sister???
@TaoSan. I couldn’t believe it either and after all of last night’s escapades! :o)
@MacBean and @augustlan along those same lines how about Cary Grant and Montgomery Clift?! Oh and maybe Sal Mineo.
if i was a girl, ralph macchio.
wait, he’s dead right?
@Jeruba, I hear you, but he hasn’t seen his brother in like two years, so they were hanging out and talking. The only thing that really pissed me off, was that for the past few days he just says up with him and doesn’t come to bed with me. Aside from that. He’s greatness.
@TaoSan, my sister is 12. LOL
TaoSan sets calendar to 02/22/2017
With that calendar date some of the people i mentioned might be viable. i realized some of them weren’t dead yet.
So, it’s 2 o’clock in the morning… who’s making me pancakes?
I love that saying.
Can I get a side of bacon, too?
I’ll make french toast, pancakes, waffles, eggs, rye toast, slice an orange, and pour a cup of coffee. Who is in?
I just ate a huge bowl of Reeses Puffs. You guys made me so hungry!
@augustlan. I’m glad we could help satisfy your hunger. :o)
@Jeruba. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a breakfast that big and one with that much potential for a gastric disaster!
@Bluefreedom, I found it by looking for athletes’ and racers’ sites. I saw a program once on the Tour de France that showed what they put on their dinner trays, and it was amazing. A competitor in some sport took this picture of his breakfast.
What’s missing here, of course, is orange juice, half a melon, some milk, coffee, and a bowl of cereal with sliced bananas on top.
I just want it to be known that I could totally eat that whole breakfast. I have a nearly insatiable appetite when it comes to breakfast foods, but not at breakfast time… it’s too early to eat then!
@Jeruba. I could certainly see them eating that much food at one sitting. They must expend a tremendous amount of energy in that bike race. Many of them are pretty amazing athletes, in my opinion.
Have I mentioned that I would also sleep with Douglas Adams? Yes, well, I would! He was a handsome young man, you know. I just thought I’d put that out there.
@aprilsimnel at least he would have had a towel with him. you know, for the intimate times.
I just thought of some more ladies that I would have liked to spend time with:
Jean Harlow
Ida Lupino
Rita Hayworth
Judy Garland
Eva Gardner
Judy Garland woulda been a fun shag, except for the deranged lunacy. unless you’re into that sort of thing.
@Bluefreedom yeah, that’s true. marlene dietrich woulda been a hot bang, but i think she was a lesbian. if she was bi, i’da been all over it.
@eponymoushipster. Marlene is beautiful too and I’m just going to be greedy and list a lot more ladies that would be on my list to fornicate with.
Carole Lombard
Natalie Wood
Vivian Leigh
Grace Kelly
Lena Horne
Greer Garson
Dorothy Dandridge
Greta Garbo
Gina Lollobrigida
@eponymoushipster. I like your way of thinking. You design it and I’ll market it and we’ll make a fortune. I liked the article that you posted at that link, too. It was interesting.
@Bluefreedom thanks. I think it should have 5 buttons:
1) go back in time (it’s digital)
2) go forward (” ”)
3) select level of fornication
4) emergency shut down
5) VD spray down (very important for late 70s-early 80s fornicating, as well as the dark ages)
i’m seeing them in a burnt magenta, with metal trimming.
@eponymoushipster you might consider a large supply of condoms on that time machine of yours. I know you have the VD spray, but you can never be too safe.
You know what? If Christopher Lloyd could make a time machine out of a DeLorean, you might be able to make yours out of one of these, then you’ll always have a place to get it done.
@SuperMouse true. but they might think it’s witchcraft during certain time periods. but that IS a valid note: you don’t want to become your own great (x8) grandfather.
<writes suggestion on whiteboard>
@eponymoushipster. They had the Salem Witchcraft Trials in 1692 and 1693. I refuse to have sexual relations with women that are 317 years old. Sorry, it’s the principle of the thing. :o)
@Bluefreedom good to know you’ve never been married to Elizabeth Taylor. kudos.
Don Juan, Billy the Kid, Betty Paige, St. Francis of Assissi, Marc Anthony, Jimmy Stewart… I’m suprised at my own list. I wanted to add Jesus, but wasn’t quite sure if that was something I was comfortable with. I’m mulling that one over.
Oh, go ahead. Jesus loves you.
But you’ve got to share him with Asmonet and me.
—<indignant> Hey… what about me?!?
I miss this Q.
I’ve just finished watching the second season of The Tudors (thanks, Snoopy!) from NetFlix, and now I would like to add Henry VIII to my list, even though I probably just mean Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, who isn’t dead, thank goodness.
@augustlan, did you name him too? Sorry, I thought you were just having pancakes.
I might have missed naming him, but I’m in. If there are pancakes involved, even better :)
I would wager my crown that somebody has seen Jesus on a pancake.
Thank you! One of my photoshoots… And I am adding Jesus!
@Jeruba – Henry VIII as a young man was a big, handsome, randy ginger bloke desired by all the high-class broads. Sort of like Prince Harry today. Sort of. I highly doubt, though, that today’s Harry would be able to have pillow talk in Latin or write a lovely melody on a lute.
I’ll take the Latin and the lute. There’s nothing sexier than a guy with a brain.
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