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What do you call male and female genitalia?

Asked by adri027 (1412 points ) February 22nd, 2009 from iPhone

I was Wondering if any of my fellow jellies have different names for genitalia what are yours?

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adri027's avatar

Me first!!
Hmm ha is va jay jay
Hoho is Wang

tb1570's avatar

Ying and yang.

AstroChuck's avatar

I call mine HUGO!

AstroChuck's avatar

Unfortunately, my wife calls mine Percy.

Vinifera7's avatar

Penis or dick and vagina or pussy.

cookieman's avatar

When my daughter was younger, I referred to them as a schmeke and a hoochie much to my wife’s chagrin.

Now that she’s six, we’ve started introducing the real terms (penis and vagina).

Ashpea9288's avatar

Hoo-ha or kitty is vagina

Hoo-hoo or manly-parts/manly-bits is penis

IchtheosaurusRex's avatar

Fred & Ethel.

SuperMouse's avatar

The Sugar Bowl and Little Smokey. However when speaking to my children I refer to them as vagina and penis.

MacBean's avatar

And now I will never be able to attend the Hugo Awards again without thinking of @AstroChuck

cookieman's avatar

@IchtheosaurusRex Lurve for Fred & Ethel. ha ha

Grisson's avatar

Sir and Ma’am?

aprilsimnel's avatar

On top, they’re The Girls.
On a man, it’s The Little Brain.
On a woman, it’s La Couche.

But what do I know of country matters?

dlm812's avatar

Normally I just refer to them as a penis/dick and a vagina, but a few other terms are occasionally used as jokes, most common are ‘Him’ and ‘Her’

Like aprilsimnel, there are also ‘The Girls’... and of course ‘The Boys’

AstroChuck's avatar

How ‘bout Richard and Gina?

willbrawn's avatar

Bean as in “she is a bean flickr ”

And much to my wife dismay PePee. Haha love it.

critter1982's avatar

Mine is Wang and my wifes is Sha-naynay. Ours are bi-racial even though we’re not.

lunabean's avatar

manpart and mousetrap

eponymoushipster's avatar

a good time.

90s_kid's avatar

Snatch.
Jean Simmons named his testacles but believe, me I do not know their names. And I do not care to know
Ding dong
OK, I am clicking the “stop following” question now. :)

eponymoushipster's avatar

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

The Octogon

Lady Bait.

90s_kid's avatar

The lion.
She-devil.
KIDDING
Oh why did I say that???

Noon's avatar

ok this explanation will take some work, and it’s not exactly what I call the genitalia. But Here we go. I’m a sign language interpreter and there are plenty of signs to for the genitalia, some more crass than others. But I’ve had a few clients that were a bit shy about the whole thing (slightly odd for Deaf people since there is a certain amount of bluntness in the culture). Anyway, their sign for genitalia could only be describes as “Down There”. Imagine pointing “Down There” but as far away from “Down There” as possible.

nebule's avatar

female: fou fou
male: winky

90s_kid's avatar

@lynneblundell
That’s a first

cookieman's avatar

The New Adventures of Fou Fou and Winky!
Coming to the Cartoon Network this Fall

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

@cprevite I wonder who would draw those, and if anatomically correct is best?

tiffyandthewall's avatar

i don’t think i stick to specific terms, but i hate when people use ‘kitty’ or whatever, it grosses me out so. much. ugjubhddfihjdfk.

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

Don’t pet the kitty, tiffyandthewall don’t like it. :-)

KrystaElyse's avatar

penis – pocket rocket, trouser snake
vagina – squeeze box, muff, beef curtains

lol :P

cookieman's avatar

@KrystaElyse I’m sorry. “Beef Curtains” is just nasty.

KrystaElyse's avatar

@cprevite – No kidding.

Jack79's avatar

depends on context. I often use the vulgar versions when I’m with friends, but would never write them here. And obviously have special names for them when I’m talking with my daughter.

eponymoushipster's avatar

King Dong

The Sugar Shack

The Erector Set

Mingenator

girlofscience's avatar

Female – “vagigirl,” pronounced “va – JIE – girl”
Male – “peep”

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

Dirty Bits
Jibblets
Unmentionables
Twig and giggleberries
Copulatory Organ
hachamwa

90s_kid's avatar

@girlofscience
I’d be pretty sad if I had a peep
:D

girlofscience's avatar

@90s_kid: I call my boyfriend’s thing his “peep” all the time, and he’s not sad.

P.S. – It’s bigger than yours.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@girlofscience nice.

i prefer “uglies” as in, “bumping uglies”.

90s_kid's avatar

@girlofscience
OOoh don’t start.

girlofscience's avatar

@90s_kid: Don’t start what? You are making me furious today. You are so annoying.

I am not prejudiced against you because you are young. There have been other young Fluther users whose contributions I have appreciated immensely.

Yours, however, are just unbearable. GAH.

_'s avatar

That was mean.

Cardinal's avatar

But true!

cookieman's avatar

@girlofscience: From what I saw, you just made fun of a fourteen-year-old boy’s penis size. Unprovoked.

While @90s_kid may be a little annoying sometimes, you’re clearly the one with maturity issues.

augustlan's avatar

[mod says] Flame off, please. Let’s get back to the topic at hand.

cookieman's avatar

wouldn’t it be the topic “in hand” given the subject matter?

cak's avatar

@cprevite – very good!

Milladyret's avatar

Her lower parts:
Fitte, mus or vagina

Her upper parts:
Jentene, puppene or tittsa

His parts:
Pikk, kukk or penis.

In norwegian, that is.

_'s avatar

Um…this is definitely not an excuse, but I am eating dinner :P.

Vinifera7's avatar

I’m also pretty fond of “baby maker”. As in, “right in the baby maker”.

tb1570's avatar

@Vinifera7 “Baby maker” is whose? Yours or mine?

Vinifera7's avatar

@tb1570
I think it could be either.

fundevogel's avatar

For some reason my mom used to call vaginas ‘po’, I have no idea why. I prefer cooch or cooter.

casheroo's avatar

omg, this thread has made me laugh until i cried.

I call it a penis, or peen. And vagina is vagina. Sometimes vagingo. Not seriously though.

JLeslie's avatar

Part A and Part B (A is the penis).

I had not thought of it in years, but then in the last 10 years I have come to know tons of people named Peter, and a couple of my friends named their sons Peter—Peter is what we called a penis when I was little.

CodePinko's avatar

Pokey and twizzer.

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