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girlofscience's avatar

Girls: What does your masturbation routine include?

Asked by girlofscience (7475 points ) February 25th, 2009

AREAS
What do you stimulate when you masturbate?
Primarily your clit, or do you penetrate your vagina?
Do you ever grab your own boobs or butt during a session?

VISUALS
Do you typically look at porn, or do you usually just mentally fantasize?

TOOLS
Do you prefer a vibrator or your fingers?

TIMES
When and how frequently are your personal sessions?

(I included “Masterbation” as a tag even though it is spelled incorrectly because it was the auto-fill tag that appeared, unfortunately.)

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248 Answers

AstroChuck's avatar

Come on girls. It’s been almost fifteen minutes and no responses? I mean what a great question and not one answer. How rude!
Well, I’ll hang around a little longer, but I expect some detailed answers!

girlofscience's avatar

@AstroChuck: Haha, I know; I was thinking the same thing! What is up with the lack of responses?! Do I have to give my own answers to get the party started?

Sparkie510's avatar

Unsurprisingly, female masturbation is still a taboo subject!

nikipedia's avatar

Dude, the internet is not nearly anonymous enough anymore.

chelseababyy's avatar

I focus on the clit. Depends where I am, and what’s avail, but usually I use my fingers. Porn most of the time, mentally fantasize sometimes. Depends on my mood. I grab my boobs sometimes.. Usually if I’m not watching porn. And during a week. I do it 1–5 times a week.

girlofscience's avatar

@chelseababyy: We’re very similar in our habits!

mote's avatar

Wow, look at all the observing members. All of them standing at attention, too….

Sparkie510's avatar

Love the topics list!

introv's avatar

Man I really wish I could reply properly but I just don’t have the required equipment. Shame.

chelseababyy's avatar

@girlofscience Yay! What in our self sexual pleasure habits are different?

susanc's avatar

Don’t forget lube. Oh wait, I forgot, all of you are in your twenties.

Blondesjon's avatar

Seriously?!? I get a kafkaesque breakfast cereal question removed and this flies?!?

WAIT Girls playing with themselves? ...Nevermind…

i ain’t no queer

Sparkie510's avatar

I heart fluther!

girlofscience's avatar

@chelseababyy: Everything the same, except I always use my fingers (don’t have anything else), and I’m probably more like 4–5 times a week.

Triiiple's avatar

Greatest Question Ever. MAD LURVE!

chelseababyy's avatar

@girlofscience I’ve been moving a lot and lost the vibrator during the move, so pretty much, it’s all handy work now :D. The thing though is, if I’m home alone for a week, it could be anywhere from 1–3 times a day.

charliecompany34's avatar

oh yeah, this thread is hot. what to do with my mouse hand?

Jamspoon's avatar

This is actually a really good question only because of the fact that it does seem to be such a pointlessly taboo subject.

The first time I I heard a girl start talking about masturbating without being prompted beforehand was only five months ago – and I’ve been around for a little while.

@charliecompany34 The mouse hand stays on the mouse, it’s the up to the other hand, learn to use all of those ten fingers.

girlofscience's avatar

@chelseababyy: Haha, the same thing happens to me if I take a day off work or something.

chelseababyy's avatar

@girlofscience Thanks for giving me the idea of what to do with the rest of my afternoon :]

Triiiple's avatar

Now, i wonder what the average with guys are. Who is breaking 10x a day.

Bluefreedom's avatar

If a guy is pumping the purple headed yogurt slinger 10 times a day, it’s time for real human interaction or a blow up doll or both.

galileogirl's avatar

Do you have a ROUTINE?? How funny! Is there nothing in your life that is impromptu? Maybe that’s why you are looking for inspiration from (non virtual) strangers. Take an old lady’s advice. Relax, go with the flow. You will enjoy your intimate moments if you don’t have to follow a routine.

Of course I am assuming you are not a voyeur and need other people’s experiences to get yourself off. lol

Blondesjon's avatar

@galileogirl…I swear. If your tongue were any further in your cheek it would look like another act best left for the grown-ups to discuss. :)

Jamspoon's avatar

Good god, 10x a day…

I think my record was 8… But that was in the midst of that crazy hormonal hurricane called puberty.

girlofscience's avatar

@galileogirl: I mean, we all generally have masturbation habits and what we typically do. I know what mine are, and I was interested in the habits of others as well.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

My eyebrows are raised & I’m laughing at this!

Judi's avatar

I’m acing in the Vagina Monolouges in 2 weeks and his question still made me blush!

galileogirl's avatar

@girlofscience Sorry but starting off anything with “we all” is a mistake. I think what I am getting is unimaginative scopophiliac. (of course I may be wrong)

poofandmook's avatar

I sort of want to answer this.

scamp's avatar

@Bluefreedom You made choke on my drink!!!

Has anyone seen the commercials on TV for this?

kevbo's avatar

@Judi, which monologue are you? I vaguely remember you mentioning this before, but I forget if you said which. Good for you, though.

tennesseejac's avatar

my routine will now include this thread

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@poofandmook me, too, but there’s NO way, LOLLLLL. I’ll just read.

SuperMouse's avatar

@poofandmook and @jbfletcherfan, I’m right there with the two of you. As a matter of fact I had my answer all typed out but couldn’t bring myself to click that “answer” button! lol4rl!

poofandmook's avatar

I know someone in real life here! And she sits next to me! And she’s like my MOM!!!

SuperMouse's avatar

It is my niece (cecildooderbobop) that made me decide not to answer! The fact that my dad fluthers didn’t even enter my mind!

scamp's avatar

OK.. nuff said.. I’m leaving the thread!! I don’t want to know poof that well!

cookieman's avatar

@bluefreedom: That was so funny, I chortled. Best description EVER!

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@SuperMouse You got further than I did! I wasn’t about to even write it out! LOLLLLLL

tennesseejac's avatar

c’mon Tits…... have you ever heard of blue balls?

poofandmook's avatar

Alright, Scamp promised me she won’t come back in here.

I usually use my vibrator, turned off, and go from the clit down, insert the tip, and back and forth that way. Always with porn.

Sometimes I’ll just stand it up on the bed and ride it. It’s one of those multi-functional vibrate/spin ones.

Triiiple's avatar

This is off topic but can you flag this as the greatest question ever asked? Like a hall of fame or something on Fluther.

TitsMcGhee's avatar

Well I’ll step up to the plate, even if others won’t…

I generally find that it is best to switch up which areas are stimulated, keep it interesting and changing so I don’t get into too much of a habit or condition myself to only respond to one thing. I’ll definitely grab my boobs (look at my username, I mean, really.), but I can’t say I’ve ever grabbed my butt… I’m also fully aware of the fact that clitoral stimulation is an integral part of an orgasm, but that doesn’t discount penetration either.

I’m not a big fan of porn… I’ll watch it definitely (and read it!), but more for general entertainment. I don’t watch internet porn that often – too much crappy quality weird shit out there, and softcore porn on Skinemax and whatnot is laughable, and above all I don’t want to pay for it, but I’ll always be down to watch something good if/when I can find it. And literotica ain’t bad at all! But when it comes to masturbating, I’m generally fine just sticking to my own thoughts.

I have yet to find a full sized vibrator that I really like, so I’m generally just a hands kinda gal, but I do love my bullet which is a mini vibrator. I’ve heard good things about a full sized one that I think I’m going to check out.

Having a roommate has definitely cut down on my “me time,” and some of it is now restricted to the shower, but I still manage to get me done every other day, or maybe every third day if I’m stressed or busy. The number also falls when I’m having sex on a regular basis, going down to about twice a week, maybe even just once.

If you can’t tell by now, I’m very open about my sexuality, and I find nothing to be embarrassed about, nor do I find the issue taboo. All the more power to you girls who can talk about it!

SuperMouse's avatar

Alright if it is good enough for Poof, I’ll give it a try. However, you can take the girl out of the church but you can’t take the church out of the girl, therefore I will whisper.

I have a Magic Wand vibrator that I love. I also have a glass dildo that works perfectly for g-spot stimulation. I use them both simultaneously. I do not massage any other body parts. I mostly use mental visualization, but sometimes I use visual aides. I do it whenever I have enough “me time” to get the job done (read when I have the house to myself for at least a half hour).

poofandmook's avatar

I can’t look it up to post it because of work filters, but it’s called “The Great King.” LOL similar to the Rabbit without the pearls.

SuperMouse's avatar

@TitsMcGhee I would HIGHLY recommend the Magic Wand for clitoral stimulation. Also, I have found that vaginal (g-spot) stimulation really intensifies things, I don’t like vibrations as much there, but I do enjoy Mr. Lumpy.

Wow, I guess you can take the church out of the girl, or at least put her down for a nap.

poofandmook's avatar

you know, I don’t like vibrators at all. Too much.

ubersiren's avatar

Bed must be warm. Candles. Sometimes chocolates. Music. No porn. Handy dandy vibrator used on clitoris. Sometimes, I prop it up on a pillow and straddle it. Nipples are very important. It’s a whole event. Rarely needed, but quite a production.

augustlan's avatar

I would so answer this Q if my children weren’t Flutherites!

Note to self: Create new username just for these questions.

gimmedat's avatar

My sister SuperMouse + masturbation thread = mental images that will linger for a long time. Magic Wand? Mr. Lumpy? I’m hoping those are tools of the trade, not nicknames.

As for me…my sister, daughter, husband, and father all Fluther…and I need a new username.

chelseababyy's avatar

Thank God I am the only one out of all my family and friends that fluthers.

AstroChuck's avatar

How can Fluther possibly lose the SXSW People’s Choice Award?

cak's avatar

@augustlanI’m thinking the same thing! The second account thing.

madcapper's avatar

why did Fluther recommend this as a question for me? I’m confused…

poofandmook's avatar

it’s making me terribly self-conscious that 5 people are observing and nobody is typing!!

cak's avatar

@poofandmook – I’m thinking, I can’t decide if I want to post or not! I’m one of them!!

KrystaElyse's avatar

I’ll make the time to do it when I know i’m alone, 3–4 times a week usually. My favorite place to do it is in the bathtub. I use a vibrator, but sometimes I just like to use my hands. I don’t like to leave an inch of skin untouched because I find that certain spots are more sensitive some days than others. I like to stimulate my clit with one hand and use a couple of fingers with the other hand to penetrate my vagina. I find that the combination of both is really enjoyable. If there’s porn available, i’ll use it, but if I don’t it doesn’t matter because I have a really good imagination.

I can’t believe I just shared that information with you folks, but oh well ;)

Knotmyday's avatar

@girlofscience; GQ: simply because you included “Mulva” and “Dolores” in your topics.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@cak I’ll be watching…...... LOL

Tantigirl's avatar

Hmmmm, no other family members in fluther, maybe it’d be safe….

I have a bullet too, and I’m thinking about something else as well, any recommendations?

kevbo's avatar

Here we go…

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

I am a chronic masturbator. I love to stimulate all my lady parts, but I love my clit. I can stroke it like a little cock or I can rub it or I can flick it. I like penetration but usually with my Slim G. One thing I normally do just before I come is slip a finger into my butt…just a bit. Orgasm enhancement to the max.

I really don’t need porn as I can imagine things pretty well (certain Flutherites have given me some good anecdotes to mull over at times no names cause someone has kids. That said I am all about other visualization. For instance, I might not even be thinking about tossing off, but I can see a pair of my partner panties laying on the floor in heap and my mind wanders. Ah the sight and scent of her undies…

As for tools, many things work but I still prefer Nea and Slim G and my rabbit.

Times? Hmmm…there is no bad time. I have masturbated at any hour of the day almost regardless of where I am.

Yes. I have masturbated thinking about other Flutherites. Wanna guess which ones?

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@SuperMouse: How much was it? Maybe something I’ll have to check out.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Getting a little excited there Tits baby? A double post…whew…

madcapper's avatar

ahh the anonymity of the internet knows no bounds…

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous: Haha, speaking of ‘anecdotes’...

SuperMouse's avatar

@TitsMcGhee here is a link. It is a wonderful thing.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

@Super: Did you see that link Amazon has 19 used Wands? ewwwww….

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@SuperMouse: Haha, I always lol when they call them “theraputic massagers”

TitsMcGhee's avatar

EEEEEW SECOND HAND VIBRATORS.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Tits…I got a million more
anecdotes, that is…not used vibes

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous: Oh my, oh my! Those must have been some interesting threads, haha. I seem to have missed those… Where was I?

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Never underestimate the old lady…she’s got plenty of stories

Judi's avatar

@kevbo ; I have “I was there in the room” I get to talk about someone elses, not my own.(relief!)

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous: I just dunno how I missed out. Well damn.

madcapper's avatar

I think I stumbled in to an episode of Sex and the City… who’s the dykie red head?

augustlan's avatar

That would be me ;)

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@madcapper: Call me Samantha.

cak's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous—I’m still getting over used wands. ICK!

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

@cak: Well, I guess any port in a storm…I guess you could condomize it and feel pretty safe. Aww hell…no way!

chelseababyy's avatar

I’ll be.. hmm. So hard to choose. Carrie, or Charlotte. Hmmmmmmm.

cak's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous —uh..nope, I like my toys new!

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Auggie…of course it was you…errr wait…i think you were repsonding to a different post…never mind

adreamofautumn's avatar

@madcapper oh you DEF. stumbled into an episode of Sex in the City (or the L Word depending on who you ask?!). I don’t think I have much of a “routine”, but I can say honestly that vibrators scare the hell out of me. I just can’t see how that is a good idea. I think that much stimulation would kill me. It just seems so unappealing…

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Come into my lair adreamof autumn…let me show you the wonders of the multi-speed…

tinyfaery's avatar

Umm…no, I’ve decided against this.

cak's avatar

@adreamofautumn – oh…oh…no way. They are wonderful. Don’t be afraid, they are our friends!

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@adreamofautumn: I’m gonna second those above me. Start with something low powered (at least give it a try….)

AstroChuck's avatar

I LOVE FLUTHER!

SuperMouse's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous and @TitsMcGhee used vibrators, er personal therapeutic massagers, EWWW is right! That is right up there with used underwear and used shoes. GROSS!!!

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Well, good night all. I’ve got some umm work to do. Yeah, that’s it. Work. Uh, thanks in advance to Tits and Cak and Krystaeye and especially to Girlofscience without whom I would not have had the impetus to work so hard tonight.

SuperMouse's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous I am really starting to wish I didn’t have to work until midnight tonight.

@adreamofautumn, seriously, give it a chance, you might find you’ll enjoy it. Immensely.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Chuckie, you were clocked at 1,000 MPH switching threads from the boring thread to this one. New record.

poofandmook's avatar

How do you think I felt, Sueanne? I had to read this at work!

cak's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous – no problem! ;)

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Aww…Super…we all rock the little man in the boat at work. Give it a shot! that’s another reason why girls are better than boys: we can do it without anyone knowing.

I bet Chuck has even done it on his route! giggle, giggle

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous: It is a calling, it is a gift.

babiturtle36's avatar

I “play” maybe 3 times a week. I also have a bullet, LOVE IT. I go through batteries like crazy. I like porn, I think it’s fun. When my boyfriend and I were living in different states, I bought a kit that makes a replica of his cock. So sometimes I use that as well as my bullet.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Tits…you do have some wonderful gifts

cak's avatar

@poofandmook lipstick

Maybe your fluther friends should buy you this for work! ;)

SuperMouse's avatar

@poofandmook me too! Reading and responding right here at the reference desk of my college library! Lucky for me because of privacy concerns the privacy data is cleared the minute I close the browser!

@Sueanne, I seriously might have to give that some thought. Maybe I’ll have to go shopping for a little something to help out in that area. (I do mean little and of course discreet.)

SuperMouse's avatar

Nevermind, Cak found exactly what I was looking for!

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Where’s Jonsblonde? she must have something to say.

I know I know. I already said goodnight. i feel like Asmonet

SuperMouse's avatar

@cak, don’t be sorry that helped me out, now I don’t have to search for something. What you linked will fit perfectly in my pocket. Very little and very discreet! I am going to get me one of those! Thank you! The lurve is my way of saying “thanks!”

cak's avatar

@SuperMouse – anything to help a friend. There’s even one for the key chain. Not as discreet, though.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

What a great book title: Masturbation at the Reference Desk by Dew Me Decimal

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@babirurtle36: My bullet got me through a two year long distance relationship quite well…

Blondesjon's avatar

@the ladies…So, uh, we really are just around to provide stability and tell you your ass is perfect?

it’s not too big, it’s not too small, it is, like the baby bear’s porridge, just right

cak's avatar

@Blondesjon – I’m 5’2. My husband is 6’5”, believe me, he is very useful. It saves me from climbing on the counters to reach something on the top shelf!

among other things…he has many, many talents!

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

@BJ: I don’t think one of us needs a man to tell us our ass is perfect. We are the women of Fluther. Of course, we do say that abut our guys: the ass is perfect.

SuperMouse's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous brilliant! I think you have hit upon the title for my Great American Novel. I can see it now, me and those Berman girls on Oprah! I will of course play myself in the movie adaptation. We’ll have an open casting call for Mr. Lumpy and The Magic Wand… oh wait, those have already been cast.

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@Blondesjon: As much as I enjoy my battery-operated man substitute, NOTHING will ever be as good as great sex. There is such thing as bad sex, however…

But still, I would always rather have sex with a man that I love.

And HEY – My ass IS perfect.

SuperMouse's avatar

Ohh daloon is jumping in! Where is Jonsblonde anyway?

adreamofautumn's avatar

@cak, @TitsMcGhee, and @Sueanne_Tremendous you guys are definitely strong in your convictions!!!
@everyone in this thread the amount of laughing I have done both here and in the guys masturbation thread has eased the stress of midterms just a little bit! Thanks!!

chelseababyy's avatar

@Blondesjon HAHAHA. Stability, I can handle that on my own. I have to agree with @TitsMcGhee by saying nothing will ever be as good as great sex.

and for the record. I’VE never been told my ass is perfect. My ass is small. My boobs however..

cak's avatar

@adreamofautumn – one must fight for what they believe in. ;~)

Knotmyday's avatar

Also- Sueanne, you are not an “old lady.” However, you are a “lady”.

But only in the boardroom.

edit: thank goodness gracious.

wundayatta's avatar

No, @SuperMouse, not really. It’s just that I had to hit the space bar because there were posts hidden by this box, and I wanted to read everything.

Anyhoo, it makes me wonder when people are going to start asking even more personal things, like about what kinds of configurations people have been in, and how that worked out, and their favorite moments, etc, etc.

Mr_M's avatar

Did I mention I have big feet?

adreamofautumn's avatar

@daloon I think it doesn’t really matter what people choose to ask, it’s what people choose to respond to. I suppose you could ask any really personal question you want, it doesn’t mean people will answer it.

cak's avatar

@adreamofautumn – true. It can be asked, but what and how you answer – are two different things.

eponymoushipster's avatar

GOD DAMMIT i hate it when i miss good threads. i think i need a cig….

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@daloon, @adreamofautumn and @cak: If you ask it, I will come… I mean, ANSWER

wundayatta's avatar

Ok, I see from @adreamofautumn‘s post that there is a male equivalent for this question. Let me ask you something. Should I be worried that this question showed up in my “questions for you” queue, but the guy’s question didn’t? If it truly exists.

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@daloon: If you find that question, link me to it pronto! I WANNA KNOW!

SuperMouse's avatar

@daloon and @TitsMcGhee, it does indeed exist. Enjoy.

Mr_M's avatar

Anyone have pictures?

jonsblond's avatar

@SuperMouse Lost and Top Chef were on. I’m here now though! Sure did miss a lot.

I guess I’m one of the lucky ones. My husband knows how to please me, plus we have sex quite a bit. At least 4–5 days a week. No need for me to masturbate.

Though blondesjon loves to walk in on me if I am masturbating. Especially while I’m laying on my belly with my ass up in the air. That one really turns him on. It gets me going too.

onesecondregrets's avatar

Motion of the ocean type of girl.
The clit is nice stimulation but doesn’t do anything as far as orgasming for me.
I don’t penetrate anything either.
I don’t do any grabbing, no.
Totally a mental fantasizer- makes it more interesting I’d say.

I prefer neither vibrator or finger (insertion).
Explanation to that lies in the first sentence of my answer.

I honestly masturbate as much as I have sex these days- something is obviously wrong with me and I don’t know what. Wish I did.
The last time I masturbated was further back than the last time I had sex (4 months for sex. Double ouch.)

It is always at night if it happens, and it doesn’t take long to get myself off, haha. The end.

Surprised a lot of the Fluther girls were bashful with this.

cak's avatar

@jonsblond I’m speechless! (but laughing!)

adreamofautumn's avatar

@onesecondregrets @eponymoushipster beat me to my answer!! Also I agree with that “motion of the ocean” business.

Blondesjon's avatar

@jonsblond…Yes…yes it does.

logoff…logoff NOW!!!

cak's avatar

@eponymoushipster – are you breathing?

TitsMcGhee's avatar

“She had the motion of the ocean, how her hips did sway…”

tennesseejac's avatar

@onesecondregrets there is nothing wrong with you… I would say you are hitting all the right points.

TitsMcGhee's avatar

I always hit all my right points :D

Mr_M's avatar

Does anyone want to hit MY points?

tennesseejac's avatar

we all know you do Tits… but thanks for the reassurance

eponymoushipster's avatar

My point could go for some hitting right now.

Blondesjon's avatar

<hits eponymoushipster’s point with the flat end of a butter knife>

jonsblond's avatar

@Blondesjon Get off? Get off now? Ok!

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@tennesseejac: It’s always good to be reassured. I suppose that it goes without saying that I always hit all of my partner’s points too :D

And if anyone is really getting too excited, I have a visual aid that can kill that instantly.

jonsblond's avatar

@cak Little blondie ain’t so innocent, is she! ;)

tennesseejac's avatar

@TitsMcGhee I would like a visual aid for the opposite effect (to finish off this thread for me)

cak's avatar

@jonsblond – nope! cak isn’t either – she’s just not sharing! :)

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@tennesseejac: The one I had in mind won’t help at all… have you seen youtube’s Blowjob Girl?

cak's avatar

I love seeing SuperMouse’s avatar show up on a masturbation question. I just find it hysterical!

tennesseejac's avatar

No thanks then, I will stick to all of the visuals I have going on in my head after this thread (which is plenty…. thanks ladies)

jonsblond's avatar

@cak—lol! Like a giant giraffe isn’t hilarious. Cat in the hat too!

SuperMouse's avatar

@Mr_M, maybe check this out to find someone to “hit your points.” (Since you listed “White House” as one of your places of residence I went with DC).

cak's avatar

@jonsblond – are you so worked up that you are stuttering now? :)

Mr_M's avatar

@SuperMouse, thanks but actually they don’t even have to really hit them. Just a passing tap will do. I’m easy.

onesecondregrets's avatar

@eponymoushipster…I try.
@tennesseejac…I’m glad someone thinks so.
@adreamofautumn…Glad I’m not the only chick who’s like that. Not many are that I’ve met in my life. Haha.

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@tennesseejac: And you don’t even know quite what I look like, or any of these other fine flutherite women…Teehee.

El_Cadejo's avatar

@tits im going to make it so dry… like sandpaper yeaaaaa.

jonsblond's avatar

@cak stuttering isn’t the only thing that I am doing! ;)

tennesseejac's avatar

@TitsMcGhee I have a great imagination and I have been here long enough to get a great idea about you ladies, especially Ms. 36 DDD

cak's avatar

@jonsblond not saying a word!

jonsblond's avatar

@cak What? I’m watching South Park. You dirty girl!

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@tennesseejac: Touche, my good man, touche. Blonde hair, green eyes, ftw.

cak's avatar

@jonsblond – 167 posts about masturbation. One might have a thought or two in there. (or think about how she forgot to finish filling out boring insurance forms.) Which one would you think about?

tennesseejac's avatar

there we go… thank you Tits
and Im done.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Blondesjon watch the point, dude.

@onesecondregrets – and i appreciate it.

Blondesjon's avatar

@eponymoushipsteraren’t those @‘s reversed?

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@tennesseejac: Well that was impressive.

AstroChuck's avatar

Uhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh!

RandomMrdan's avatar

This is probably the greatest question I’ve seen since I’ve found this question.

I love fluther.

madcapper's avatar

hahaha funny responses! and a bit too much… now I take my cue to exit.

cage's avatar

I wonder how many orgasms this thread caused…

eponymoushipster's avatar

@cage…..just one long one, i think.

saranwrapper's avatar

Wow, you don’t go on fluther for a bit and you come back to this gem. Well done ladies.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Umm…Saran, that didn’t quite answer the question at hand. Care to divulge?

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous she said something about coming back to her gem. i think it’s a clue…

MindErrantry's avatar

Hoping my family on fluther doesn’t wander in on this one, I mostly fantasize: it tends to do a lot more than touching does… I’m not sure why. Plus it is really, really easy to do at any time!

saranwrapper's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous and @eponymoushipster As much as I like you guys, I think i’m going to keep what I do in and around my front parlor a bit of a mystery.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Ohhhh…..I like mystery.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@saranwrapper good for you. My thoughts exactly. I can’t imagine actually answering this question!

eponymoushipster's avatar

@saranwrapper just the fact that you have saran in your name makes my mind wander….

dragonflyfaith's avatar

@Mr_M They’d have to be mighty big. My husband wears a size 16 wide. ;)

I was going to answer this…but my mom is on here.

Mr_M's avatar

Big enough, dragon, big enough! (hehehe)

SeventhSense's avatar

KrystaElyse
Well you’ve got this dog wagging. Sweet and sensitive. Makes me wish I had a clit…to nibble on.

Zen's avatar

I’m going to use this very educational thread for my own fantasies. Thanks girls.

SeventhSense's avatar

^^EWW….This is like the ghost of a dead thread. Did I actually say that? I’m creeping myself out..I must have been horny.

Zen's avatar

@SeventhSense Uh, yeah. Makes you wish you had a clit to nibble on? lol4rl

jonsblond's avatar

@SeventhSense I agree (did I actually say that?). I’m pretty sure I had several beers that evening and said more than I normally would have. :)

SeventhSense's avatar

@jonsblond
I had an ex who said never put anything in writing….how right she was..

jbfletcherfan's avatar

I must have been sober all the while I was reading all of this, or I’d have chimed in where I shouldn’t have.

jonsblond's avatar

Can we make it go away now? ;)

Mr_M's avatar

Oh please do NOT!!!

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@jonsblond Yes, I can’t believe this question has been resurected. I agree with you.

Zen's avatar

@jbfletcherfan This is the question that keeps on giving.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@Zen OR cuming!!!!!!!! ;-) LOLLLL

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@eponymoushipster LOLLL, oh, come on. You love it & you know it.

AstroChuck's avatar

Hey! Less chit chat, more details.
Girls, you can continue now.

Please.

eponymoushipster's avatar

Yeah, @AstroChuck has had be keeping it going this entire time…

Zen's avatar

I’m with @AstroChuck – I have a seperate browser open to this thread, waiting for the girls to, ahem, keep it coming.

fireside's avatar

I wonder how many of the 29 great questions were given by men.

SeventhSense's avatar

I am so sorry that I resurrected this thread.
Ok here it is:
They rub it or stick something in it or a combination of both.:)

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@SeventhSense Yes, it’s all your fault. That does pretty much say it all. Let’s let it die, already. Surely all the one upsmanship has been tried now.

Jeruba's avatar

I want to know what Blondesjon’s kafkaesque breakfast cereal question was.

jonsblond's avatar

@Jeruba He asked “If you could be a breakfast cereal, what breakfast cereal would you be?”. He was going through his newb stage and was questioning why his question was removed. :)

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Wow, this question definitely made me want to go masturbate but all the babies are still up, but you can bet JPS will thank all of you later when I get to him
I don’t have time to masturbate any longer as I work now and the new infant and our sex life is pretty great so it’s rare
but it’s usually to porn (group stuff, girl on girl, squirting scenes, etc.) and it’s usually just my hand and lots of saliva and focusing on the clit, for the most part, does the trick but I like to move around the vagina too…I cum pretty quickly and it’s great…

eponymoushipster's avatar

that’s it. i’m out!

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@eponymoushipster I’m right behind you. TMI!! Good God!!!

eponymoushipster's avatar

@jbfletcherfan well, you could take it that way, or take it as a reference to a classic episode of Seinfeld. either or.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@eponymoushipster I KNEW there as a good reason I never watched that show!!! More drivel!!!

SeventhSense's avatar

Stopping following thread..

La_chica_gomela's avatar

<—(is still following this thread, and <3’s @Simone_De_Beauvoir a lot)

La_chica_gomela's avatar

I don’t know why @jbfletcherfan was here at all if that was TMI for him… ;-)

jonsblond's avatar

It’s because of this question that I don’t want all of my answers in my profile. If my teenage sons were to look.

<shudders>

@La_chica_gomela I love your Hibiscus!

La_chica_gomela's avatar

@jonsblond: oh god, i never thought of that. oh, dear. um, well, i guess best not add them to your fluther?

La_chica_gomela's avatar

@jonsblond: aw, thanks! it’s from last summer
@augustlan: Thanks, my b! (sorry @jbfletcherfan)!

eponymoushipster's avatar

i wish you could answer with video…

Bluefreedom's avatar

Yeah, let’s see some visuals ladies. In color AND with sound effects.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Bluefreedom i like how you think.

Bluefreedom's avatar

@eponymoushipster. Right back at you, my friend. =)

jbfletcherfan's avatar

The squirrel is shaking her head!

La_chica_gomela's avatar

@jbfletcherfan: I thought you stopped following this thread?! ;-P

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@La_chica_gomela Why whoever told you that???!!!

La_chica_gomela's avatar

LOL, my bad, @SeventhSense wrote that right after a post you wrote, and I got confuzzled.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@La_chica_gomela Yeah, he was getting a little ‘cocky’ there. That’s okay. This question would get anyone confuzzled.

Clair's avatar

lurve for every woman here who actually answered this question.
and pardon me for resurrecting this thread. i just couldn’t resist.

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sleepdoc's avatar

@chelseababyy and @girlofscience thanks for your open answers

delirium's avatar

@Sueanne_Tremendous I knowwww at least oneee of the people you think about. ;)

CMaz's avatar

Reading through this post has… Has… HAS…

jonsblond's avatar

Non existent…. my husband pleases me. :P

Jude's avatar

I’ll make this brief:

Fingers (circular motion); nipples pinched; at times, one finger in my mouth; hips move up and down; and finger inserted in and out.

And, if I am with someone, one of my fingers in her mouth while I am taking care of myself.

No porn. Just my imagination.

beth09506's avatar

I use my fingers and rub my clit starting slow then getting faster I also touch my boobs, I may lick my fingers after.
I watch a lot of lesbian porn it makes me wet!
and I do it when my parents are out the house sometimes when I’m in the shower I will put the shower hose on jet and have it there that feels great! :p

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Since I last responded to this I have added a bit to my repertoire. I am now a fan of laying on my stomach with a pillow under my hips and playing with myself. Sometimes with a vibrator and sometimes just fingers. And, sometimes with Jenn watching and adding a bit to the fun!

AstroChuck's avatar

Just when I think I’m out, Fluther pulls me back in!

DaDuede's avatar

Lol Girls !

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