Where can I find a succubus in san antonio, tx?
Observing members:
0
Composing members:
0
38 Answers
You could try the local gaming store, D&D section.
I mean the real thing, not some game piece
I would start on the ghost tours
Vampires like to hang out with ghosts and especially ghouls.
i didnt find anything at hottopic , any suggestions?
I hear they got chupacabras in puerto rico, maybe they’ve got a few succubi too.
Go to a bar and find a lady who likes rich men.
oh, not that kind of succubus…
Set a trap. I hear they like Taco Bell. Set out a few bean burritos under a cardboard box propped up with a stick and a looong string attached to it. You’ll land yourself a sucubus. Mark my words.
@bananafish no, that’s a crack whore. totally different.
What are you doing, then?
i’m serious – i’ve only ever heard that term applied to ladies of less than exemplary behaviour.
Ok, kevinhardy. If you’re serious than I might first question why. Succubi are dangerous demons. Even among modern magic users this is a very dangerous and irresponsible thing to do.
And that’s even if you assume that succubi are real, and not just an invention of the long-ago Christian church intent on vilifying and condemning women as potentially demonic, dangerous creatures.
If after all these warnings you – for some horrifying reason – still wish to find one, here is a site to help you call a succubus to you. Otherwise, I don’t think you’ll “find” one, as they don’t intend to be found.
There is a self-professed succubus on MySpace. She’s in Salt Lake City (I knew that city was too perfect to be real) but maybe she has a few tips for finding succubi in Texas.
You can find her at http://www.myspace.com/reala
I’ve heard the Alamo basement is home to many treasures… worth a shot?
Might one ask why one would want to find a succubus in San Antonio, Texas? It hardly seems the sort of town to attract them. Now Austin on the other hand…..
Doesn’t the succubus find you?
Typically, yes. And since they are supposed to come in dreams, he maybe ought to go to bed now, to sleep, perchance to dream of women with big boobs.
Make sure you don’t accidentally end up with in Incubus!
@fireside yeah, it’d suck if he got mixed up in shitty music. ;)
Are you looking for a prostitute?
Response moderated
You could try the local gaming store, D&D section.
@mrswho you should check out the first response ;)
I’m saying that Jayne was still right, you could find a real succubus there.
Cmon, moderator! I just explained why he didn’t want a prostitute. It was rated R at most. You can’t do a G answer about succubi.
im enatlike a kinky goth chick
That would have been a little easier if we knew exactly what you wanted.
Or could understand what you just typed. What?
i meant a kinky goth chick or the real thing would do.
one-handed typing is hard, folks.
Thank you.
Now I also understand why you were looking in Hot Topic!
@eponymoushipster You said it especially if it was not the hand you used most for almost 60 years.
Oh, kevinhardy. If you want a kinky goth chick, then find social situations in which you might meet some people like that: Sometimes trendy coffee houses, night clubs, or stores that specialize in goth clothing.
If you go around asking for a succubus, you are going to get the WRONG type of response. Remember to be yourself, and don’t act like a poser trying to throw around goth terminology. You don’t need to speak any kind of “dark lingo” in order to attract a goth girl (trust me, I know many of them). And by asking for a succubus, you just betray yourself as overly eager and naive (since any goth with real knowledge of the spiritual world would look at you like you’re crazy).
Just be yourself and remember that kinky goth girls are still real girls with real feelings. When you find one, treat her with respect and kindness, not like she’s a character in a fantasy book!
Response moderated (Unhelpful)
Answer this question 
This question is in the General Section. Responses must be helpful and on-topic.
Composing members:
0
