Who is Timothy McSweeney?

Seriously?

The internet hasn’t changed much since you thought this question up. Google + Wiki = win.

That’s what I get for trying to skim that page too fast. I guess I was looking for blue text, figured he’d be linked up to his own page if he was mentioned.

But how about a follow-up:

Is Timothy McSweeney real?

Read the page again.

It’s answered there too.

well… that was informative

Someone missed too many episodes of Reading Rainbow.

Answered? Just because the relatives didn’t believe in him doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist.

Yes but if they don’t know how the hell do you think anyone else does.

Exactly.

jeez.

@asmonet Actually I’m psychic. I do know. I’d tell you but I have to go and buy lottery tickets.

Can I get a new car, darling?

Of course

vroom vroom!