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What is the first question people have on their minds when they wake up?

Asked by atlantis (1845 points ) June 11th, 2009
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eponymoushipster's avatar

how do i get rid of this boner?

jackfright's avatar

“what time is it?”

jumpo7's avatar

Where is coffee

eponymoushipster's avatar

in that order.

MrGV's avatar

Am I dead yet?

I wonder what new questions are there on fluther?

Dog's avatar

My mind is playing a test pattern till I can get that first sip of coffee.

MrItty's avatar

“Do I have enough sick time accrued to not go to work today?”

Likeradar's avatar

“I can totally get ready for work in 3 minutes, right?”

SarahR's avatar

What do I have planned today?

mcbealer's avatar

“WHAT IS THAT NOISE AND HOW CAN I MAKE IT STOP?!?” as my alarm clock wails in the background

gailcalled's avatar

Which way to the toilet? Can I do it with eyes shut?

MissAusten's avatar

Maybe if I don’t move my husband will get up with whatever kid is babbling next to the bed…

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

Oatmeal, Yogurt or Egg?

casheroo's avatar

@Likeradar oh my gosh, that was so me today. I woke up at 5:20, and have a 15 minute drive to work. No time to really get ready at all lol

@missausten I do that as well. I pretend I’m sleeping. I think he knows my secret though lol

Fyrius's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence
Let me answer that one for you. Oatmeal AND eggs. :)
Complex carbohydrates and protein for the win.
Though yoghurt is healthy too.

loser's avatar

It’s morning already?

Likeradar's avatar

@casheroo I have a carefully orchestrated 40-minute morning routine. Every morning I lay in bed thinking “If I don’t straighten my hair I can sleep 15 more min… if I don’t check my email before work that’s 5 minutes…” It doesn’t take long to get to “if I don’t shower or put on deodorant…”

Dog's avatar

@MissAusten Trust me- playing dead will not work.

PapaLeo's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence Hey, what a coincidence: I had all three this morning! Oatmeal with thick, Turkish yogurt on top, sprinkled with fresh gooseberries, with a side of hard boiled egg and kiwi. Mmmmm!!

El_Cadejo's avatar

where the hell am i? what the fuck happened here last night?

SirBailey's avatar

I’m with @jackfright, “What time is it?”

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Likeradar if you don’t get up at all you don’t have to do anything. ;)

Likeradar's avatar

@eponymoushipster But then eventually I’ll be not getting up at all in a homeless shelter. :(

SuperMouse's avatar

Shall I have a peanut butter sandwich for breakfast?

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Likeradar true. but the showers there are so much more fun.

cheebdragon's avatar

“Where am I? And who the hell is next to me?”

bubbleblue's avatar

What are the consequences for staying in bed today?

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

What? Hunh?? Grrr, kill, maim, destroy, kill, maim, destroy, kill, maim…oooh coffee? Mmmm, ahhh yeah that’s better. What a good day it’s going to be.

Jeruba's avatar

[Weekday]
Can I make myself get up and go to work one more time?

[Weekend]
Which is going to hurt more, lying here a little longer or getting up?

Sounds grim, I know. But this is going to change soon…

Lupin's avatar

“What shall I do today?” Followed quickly by “What must I do today?”

arnbev959's avatar

When I first wake up I am not thinking in terms of words.

augustlan's avatar

Can I sleep for just a little longer, please God? Whether it’s the first alarm, or the seventh snooze.

shrubbery's avatar

“What the hell kind of dream was that?”

Jeruba's avatar

@shrubbery, my answer to that is always “We were in some kind of place…”

shrubbery's avatar

@Jeruba, haha that’s exactly it! “and like… you were there, but you weren’t you… and I was there… but I wasn’t me… and we like… did all this stuff…”

Jeruba's avatar

”...and it was really weird.”

augustlan's avatar

^^Every dream I’ve ever had.

Bluefreedom's avatar

“How long will it take for this rash to go away and what caused it?”

Darwin's avatar

Where’d I put my glasses?

gymnastchick729's avatar

You people think way too much. I don’t have any questions in the morning, no thinkin’ involved.

mizkendall3939's avatar

“what should i wear” or “what time is it”

seventeen123's avatar

can i let myself push the snooze button again?

NUNYA's avatar

NO it can’t be time to wake up! I really enjoy my sleep! Can ya tell! lol If I’d go to bed earlier I wouldn’t find the rise and shine coming at a bad time.

Zen_Again's avatar

I usually wake up with a stiffy, boner, woody or whatever euphemism you prefer. My first question is usually “Damn, why does it always go to waste?

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

@Fyrius: If I eat just the hard boiled egg white, will I get any protein?

Darwin's avatar

Egg white is almost all protein, no fat, no cholesterol.

”...it can be said that one large egg contains about 6.5 grams of protein, out of which egg white protein content is about 3.6 grams. But yolk also contains fats…”

Source

jazmina88's avatar

how is my dog?? how bad will my foot hurt?? I have to pee…what time is it??

or do not pass go…..zzzzzzzzzzzz

john65pennington's avatar

“I wonder if my mother is okay”. she is 92, lives alone and in a wheelchair.

GrumpyGram's avatar

“Am I Really rested or just kidding myself?”

Nullo's avatar

“Why couldn’t the dang alarm wait another hour?” usually followed by, “Can I afford to hit the snooze button?”
After I’ve sorted that out, it’s “What day is it? Am I supposed to do anything important?”

“Where is my shirt? Where are my shoes?”

mistik04's avatar

Where is my pack of cigarettes?

Lorenita's avatar

What time is it???

jca's avatar

What day is today? Do I have to go to work today?

augustlan's avatar

Do I feel like P. Diddy?

bookish1's avatar

Do I need sugar or insulin?

jca's avatar

Is it a work day or a day off?

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Oh! It was just a dream?

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