Why are <blank> always such <blank>?

eponymoushipster, sexy

@eponymoushipster i see that you are down with the troll grammar as well

elephants, purple

@Blondesjon wait, can i go back and capitalize sexy?

why are crazy leg haired feminists such lesbians

cabbies, jerks

Yahoo! Answers answers, great answers

Blondesjons, oppineiden

Why are <Removed by Moderators> always such <Removed by Moderators> ?

eponymoushipsters, apinat

Why are trolls always such lazy templateers?

@Fyrius . . .Annette Funicello was my all time favorite templateer.

@bythebay because that’s how we roll. banana banana!

teenagers, butts (today has been the attitude day from hell!)

Where’s Charles Nelson Reilly when you need him? I mean, other than dead, that is?

wow.

uh…seriously?

…That being said, I am not a troll, unless you talk to a Yooper.

Fluther moderators, fascists.

Oh shit! Already been asked…

@dverhey we live in an autonomous democracy!

@boots

No one understands your fancy Michigan talk!

@aprilsimnel . . .lurve for the match game

@Ivan That’s what google’s for.

So we are looking for troll q’s?

Why are pancake- poppin’ ego crazed oversexed Flutherites always so right?

@Dog because i alway am, baby, i always am.

@eponymoushipster You always know when I am thinking of you!

<blank1>:
{members of a named political party}

<blank2>:
hypocritical arrogant deceiving counterproductive lying brainless country-ruining us-bashing losers

@Dog the pancakes were the giveaway.

bitches, bitches

Why are asses so long-winded?

kids, eating my Lucky Charms.

oh, that’s leprechauns.

<kittens> <deliciousness>

Why are Mrs. Fields Cookie Shops always such tightwads when it come to giving away free cookies?

@Likeradar leprechauns eat kids. wrong way ‘round…

And the Trix rabbit just sits there and jacks the cereal from all of the kids…

@dverhey he does what in the cereal??!?!

That is not what I meant at all… But it seems oddly fitting.

Why are LOLcats always such poor grammarians?

@Jayne Lurve

Why are latecomers to movie theatres always such loudmouths?

@mcbealer Not just movies but anywhere! I saw Lisa Lampanelli not too long ago and the latecomers well, let’s say that lil’ non violent blondie was ready to kick some ass!

Why are YOU always such LAMERS?

No, no that’s Lemur.

answers, corrrectly spelled

@jonsblond ~ I know, also at movies I think the 15 minutes worth of ads/trailers are partially to blame…
some people just don’t want to sit through them… still though… a little consideration goes a long way!
BTW lurve for “lil’ non violent blondie” :)

@mcbealer – I LURVE the previews. I feel cheated if I don’t gets my previews. How else will I have time to polish off my first oversized bucket of popcorn and refill before the movie.

Why are Laker fans always such arrogant a55holes? Because they are winners

Why are couples that fluther always such fascinating & fun-loving jellies,

monkey avatared flutherers, sexy beasts/great commenters

white, middle-aged men (or <enter name of group here>), whiners

teenagers

adorable, wonderful, perfect know-it-alls?

@autumn43 lurve

@cak lurve back atcha! I mean how many times can we actually fall off of the turnip truck!?

@cak & @aprilsimnel: You mean you both were born in the dark ages too…back when things were “so different”? :)

@bythebay Yep. I’m dumb as dirt. I don’t know anything about anything!

@cak: Of course! That’s why “you couldn’t possibly understand”...!!

@bythebay Clearly. See…once you explained it, I understand! :)

@bythebay – I’m on the cusp. If it weren’t for sick days from elementary school, I wouldn’t know my blank from my blank! ;D

I understand ;)

@bythebay we need a club to join. We can form our own club. It must involve a drink, though.

@cak: I’m in!

@cak @bythebay @aprilsimnel May I join the stupid parent club? Not only am I fully qualified but I will bring wine!

@Dog absolutely!

woo hoo, charter members of the SPC

@cak, @Dog, @bythebay, and @aprilsimnel – can I be in the SPC too? I want to drink to being unable to comprehend what it’s like to be a teenager!

<raises hand> Me too!? I’ll bring milkshakes. I’m trying to stay away from alcohol.

Of course, my little bunny friend. ;)

@jonsblond bring the milkshakes, that works, too!

<——- This gnome wants in the SPC, will bring beer and pizza

@mcbealer I’ll hold the door open!

@jonsblond ~ I’m eating a sundae at Friendly’s right now!

@mcbealer sooo jealous! ;)

@mcbealer oh, I love the Reese Cup Sundae.

I’m having a pedicure at the mo’, but I can stop off at the cupcake store!

OMG @cak that’s exactly what I ordered… great minds think alike :)

@mcbealer i want a conehead sundae.

@mcbealer NO WAY!

Can we go to Dairy Queen too?
(I’m not whining)
I really want a twist cone with chocolate dip.

I hope this thread is not representative of how unhealthy our eating habits are, he he
BTW I am now having some…. you guessed it: pizza!!
@eponymoushipster your conehead sundae started to melt during Pelham 123 so I ate it :P

Can I join the spc? I’m not a parent but I do love margaritta’s! I have a dog, does that get me in?

@chyna ~ you’re in! IMHO as your dog’s human, you are a parent!

@mcbealer Thank you!

@mcbealer curses!

@chyna, @mcbealer, @autumn43, @cak, @aprilsimnel, @bythebay, @Dog, & @jonsblond…You do all know that you are the only group of ladies I would not be angry at for hijacking my thread?

plus there are way more of you than me

oops.. sorry for the hijacking. We are guilty.

Why are men always such wonderful creatures?
sucking up to blondesjon

fluther womenz, hijacking threadz

<Guys like me>/<wonderful, giving, understanding guys>

mhua ha ha ha ha ha
sorry @Blondesjon we’ll share the beer with you!

@blondesjon – do you want a DQ cone with chocolate dip?

@mcbealer . . .awww…you had me at beer.

@autumn43. . .talk to @mcbealer. she seems to know what it takes to buy back my lurve. :)

@blondesjon do you know how hard it is for me to give up my ice cream cone!?

@mcbealer you’re smooth! :0)

Brooklyn Lagers for everybody and their blank!

BEER PARTY!

Oh wait- let me get that into a troll Q.

“Why are COLD BEERS always coming up in threads on Fluther?”

@Dog Because of those damn mods…

maybe they would like a DQ twist with chocolate coating!

@autumn43 Are you needing an ice cream fix?

i had some starbucks caramel frappucino ice cream the other day. pretty.damn.good.

@eponymoushipster . . .that is the third lispiest comment i have heard in my life.

@Blondesjon well, the jack daniels and wd40 flavor, with machismo chips, was out.

@eponymoushipster . . .easy honey, you can be whatever you want to be

who am i to judge?

@Blondesjon a flutherer with a recent pissy streak? someone had to say it.

@eponymoushipster . . .silly simian, i’m the first to admit to it. i’ve never pretended to be what i’m not.

now. back to the queer eye ice cream…

@Blondesjon i like starbucks. i like ice cream.

@eponymoushipster . . .I never realized you felt so strongly about ice cream, my man. You have my most heartfelt and humblest apologies.

I assumed you were more secure in your frozen dairy purchases.

@Blondesjon & @eponymoushipster…Talk about lispy ice cream…how about B & J’s Cinnamon Buns…Caramel Ice Cream with Cinnamon Bun Dough & a Caramel Cinnamon Struesel Swirl

thtop

@eponymoushipster ~ have you tried the Starbucks hot chocolate ice cream? I’ve been meaning to try that and was wondering if it’s any good…

Why are [racists/bigots] always so [stupid]?

Why are the most erotic dreams always such rudely interrupted by my flippin’ alarm clock?