Would you like to join me in a little experiment?

MORAL OBLIGATION

I think this thread was doomed from the beginning. * senses failure *

Honestly (and I know this is boring), it only ever happened once that was truly embarrassing. It was in the middle of ahem relations, and it was repeatedly.

Can you describe the best day of your life?

And so it begins.

When I got my first iPod ever.

What would be the first thing you would get if there was a fire in your house and you only had a minute to do it?

My external hard drive. Assuming everything living was already out.

What would you want your last meal to be?

I would want my last meal to be beef tenderloin, asparagus and scalloped potatoes, with strawberry pie for dessert.

What was your favorite article of clothing from high school?

My white jeans with red and blue trim. Have you ever cheated on someone?

I suggest you guys think of your questions now; make ‘em good!

Ugh. Okay, I’ll answer. Yes, I did. Sorry this took so long, I was trying to find a previous answer that explained in detail, but it’s too hard. Long story short, I regret it and I always will.

What is the meanest thing you have ever done?

Edit: The link: http://www.fluther.com/disc/24714/how-come-everybody-seems-to-want-to-talk-about-how-they/

The meanest thing I’ve ever done would have to be making a fake account on a popular networking site of this girl that was horribly mean to me and made my life miserable pretty much for 2 years and it was not flattering to her at all and said a bunch aweful things. People thought it was really her.. Spiteful yes, but deserved.

Would you rather be filthy rich and married to a person u are unhappy with, or fight to survive your whole life but be madly in love.

I would rather fight to survive and be madly in love. Nothing beats true love and so much money would not give me enough happiness to subsitute for someone I really cannot stand. And I would be willing to fight and I know I could do it if the person I loved was there with me. Ok question: What is your biggest regret in life?

My biggest regret would have to be not going to medical school. I had the chance but decided the business opportunity I had at the time would be a better choice for a lot of reasons. Oh well.

Do you think about a DIFFERENT person while you’re having sex OTHER then the one you’re actually having it with? Who?

As an aside, @DrasticDreamer brought up an excellent point.

You certainly are able to answer more than once. If you see no one going at it, keep things moving!

Thanks, guys.

You know what, I wanna have fun, too!

Yes, but this was about a year ago. The girl I was with kinda – in retrospect, of course – was a rebound. I would think of my ex all the time, and in the more sensual moments, I’d imagine I was kanoodling my ex. I feel terrible about it now. I couldn’t contain myself.

I was (honestly – still am) madly in love with my ex, and quite depressed that she just left me. A bit ashamed, I am.

Question (For males, obviously)

How large is your penis?

(I’m laughing hysterically whilst typing this)

EDIT: MORAL OBLIGATION

If no guys answer I’m tempted to measure my clit just to keep things moving…! ;)

@DrasticDreamer That’d be hilarious.

@DrasticDreamer I’m with you!

Honesty is the only thing that keeps this a true experiment so keep that in mind… Just saying after ready penis size question LOL

I think I may have broke Fluther with this thread.

Or what about this? If no one answers a question within a reasonable amount of time, the person who asked has to answer, and then ask another question? Just to keep things moving. Yea or nay?

Yea! There! I answered your question!!!

Women, do you look at porn? What kind???

@SirBailey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

I suppose that’s a yea… unfortunately.

I’m 6 3/4 inches. Ain’t ashamed.

EDIT: This is measured by standing straight, pointing a full erection downwards and measuring from base to tip.

Question

Women, do you watch porn? What kind, and do you enjoy it – other than how obviously fake and corny it is?

if i’m not a woman, how can i answer that question?

Yes, I watch it sometimes and enjoy it. The kinds I won’t watch are the ones that are degrading to women in any way. Like dick slaps to the face, or “CUM IN HER EYEZ!!!”, etc. Just good ol’ gettin’ it on. And oh… None of this made for TV crap, thanks. You can’t even see the good stuff.

Have you ever fantasized about killing someone? Why?

Yes, and then carried it out. They deserved it.
(I was in law enforcement at the time, he was holding an eight year old girl hostage, with a gun to her head. I sniper shot him to save the girl.) I quit law enforcement shortly after that

If you found a stash of your friends home made porn, what would you do with it?

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post it on the internet.

Would you travel across country to meet someone you met on the internet, or have you?

@DrBill A little more detail would be nice… You don’t have to give it, of course, if you don’t want to. But if so, I would love it if you edited your question to add some stuff. Like… Was it your job? Was it self-defense? Anyway, moving on to let other people answer.

I did not travel but someone I met on the Internet once flew across the country to meet me. It was surreal, strange and ended badly.

If you could be a fly on the wall to listen in on a conversation where would it be and who would be talking?

PS @DrBill lurve your answer.

@DrBill Ah, now that makes sense. You lost me for a second there.

I would listen in on the 100th United States President (if we survive that long) talking to his cabinet members at a weekly briefing.

Question

I’m assuming a good chunk of us has had sex with music orchestrating our every move. What song was playing?

@Grisaille Mr. Blue Sky by ELO.

If you were in prison for 40 years, what would be the first thing you’d do after your release?

@eponymoushipster Mr. Blue Sky? I have been trying to wrap my mind around choice…

@Dog iPod shuffle is a helluva thing.

Hug my children, who wouldn’t be children any more.

Guys: Have you ever let a female put make-up or nail polish on you?

Nope (that was easy)

Have you ever been attracted to a character in a cartoon or video game?

..

No fair. Hmpf.

Heh, sorry, it had been 30 minutes, no one was responding.

Nope (that was easy)

What is your least favorite word in the whole world?

My least favorite word in the whole world is nub. I hate the sound of it. Blech!

Do you have a good luck charm? Wat is it and why?

an antique jade ring my grandmother gave me years ago, i believe it carries all of her good intentions for my life.

what is the most disgusting thing you have ever touched?

The man who molested me.

What is the nicest thing you’ve ever done?

Once my best friend got so drunk that she couldn’t see or stand up. I carried her to her car and drove her home. Along the way, she started to vomit out (well, mostly out) the open window. I pulled over and opened her door and held her hair back for her. I took her to her boyfriend’s house and carried her inside. Then I drove the car back to my house and (in the dark and the rain [and the cold because it was October in upstate NY]) cleaned all the vomit out/off of it so that when she and her boyfriend came to pick it up the next day, she wouldn’t have to relive all that alcohol again.

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Would you walk away from Omelas?

Yes, but I’d be taking the child, too.

It’s getting harder to think of questions…

What’s your fondest memory?

@MacBean Someone did that for me a long time ago.(that was the night I learned that Long Island Ice Tea had no actual tea in it.) I am still grateful.

my fondest memory, the frist time I fell in love. what is your best talent?

Best talent: drawing, painting, things of that nature.
What is the scariest or most disturbing dream/nightmare you have ever had?

committing incest

What would you want your tombstone epitaph say?

I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.
OR
Go away—I’m asleep.
OR
I finished before you in the human race.

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What is the last non-necessity item you bought?

Books! It’s always books. Though I pretty much consider them necessities.

What is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?

Probably Glacier National Park.

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What is the most horrible thing you’ve ever seen?

Also, @augustlan, it’s six in the morning! Have you been to bed or are you still up?

@MacBean Still up, and you?

@augustlan: Still up. Heading to bed now, though. Good ni- er… morning! XD

Morning! Sleep well.

5 Knockout rose bushes.

What’s on your favorite peanut butter sandwich?

Peanut Butter, Grape Jelly, Strawberry Jam on Tosted WHEAT bread

How many cars have you wrecked?

toy cars and bump cars included? None. =)

Are you a dog person or a cat person?

Dog pson without a doubt!

What is your favourie sitcom?

Scrubs.
Have you ever gone in the shower fully clothed?

No. Only with socks, and that was an accident.

Have you ever gotten a ticket for drunk driving?

No, I have not ever gotten a ticket for drunk driving, or driving under the influence of anything. I have never driven under the influence.

When you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up?

A journalist, a firefighter, a kindergarten teacher, a college professor, a social worker, an elephant trainer, a funeral director, a psychologist. (I was a firefighter for a while. I got to the student teaching stage before giving up on “kindergarten teacher” and switching majors. And I was on the path to psychology when I left school.)

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What is the most random piece of trivia that has ever come in handy for you?

The drummer for the band Muse is left handed. Somehow I was asked if he was right handed or left handed once.

What is the longest period of time you’ve been unemployed?

counting from post education years; never. Got a full time job as urban planner out of college from interning during college summers. Dad started a sales business and I joined him. We had the business for 28 years and sold it. I retired.

Of the states of the USA you have not visited, which one is highest priority to see?

Alaska for sure.

What possession of yours do you keep hidden form others?

My vibrator. Nobody needs a mental image of me having a wank.

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What’s the most useless thing you own but just can’t throw/give away?

I see we’re still goin’ at it :P

As I was telling @DrasticDreamer yesterday, I’m definitely going to be doing another one of these with different/more fun rules. I think I made it a bit too constrictive and inaccessible. I was also hoping people would ask and answer really personal and uncomfortable questions, so next time I’ll make that a rule of some sort.

All of my personal belongings that have sentimental value – unintentionally hilarious love letters when I was in high school, poems and all that other silly crap.

Question

You are a trained sniper in the armed forces, fighting in a hostile location on a top secret mission. You and your spotter have been close for years, graduating basic training together, sniper school, etc. – you’re so close that you are invited to his or her parent’s house every now and again. You’ve done missions together, and are the best of friends. (For the sake of the question, imagine your real life best friend/spouse)

While in this hostile location, your spotter is captured and you are knocked out. Waking up a few minutes later, you see your friend being dragged away by 4–5 enemy troops, about 700 km in the distance. You realize that he will be tortured endlessly and eventually killed as SOON as they reach their base. Help is over 48 hours walking distance away, and your radio is busted – which doesn’t matter anyway, as the Government has classified this mission in such a way that you and your spotter do not exist. You only have one bullet left in the chamber of your rifle.

You have a clear and easy shot at your friend’s head. Do you take it, honestly?

I would use the shot to take out one of the guys dragging my buddy, then in the ensuing confusion I would rush up and try to grab him; then run like hell. If I get taken so be it, it is war and the two of us will go down fighting – together.

What was the first car you ever owned? Did you buy it? Was it a gift? A hand-me-down?

A ‘79 Fiat Strada. Parents bought it for $500. I paid insurance, gas, upkeep.

What’s the most embarrassing/interesting place you’ve had an itch?

My gooch, that area between my beanbag and the poop chute

If male – for the rest of your life would you rather A. fart constantly, like a low frequency constant hum or B. have a 24 hr. a day erection, like RAGING wood

If female – A. the fart scenario or B. everytime you had a sexual thought your nipples will illuminate through clothing

Oh, dear god. Where were you when I started this thing?!

@Ansible1 the hard on, because i think, in my case, it would be quite exquisite…

What’s the weirdest habit you had as a child?

@eponymoushipster you saw me answering that fucking question. See if you get any lurve today.

fight, fight, fight

@Ivan hehehehe

@Clair too slow. besides, you’re a woman (i think), answer the woman half.

Constantly cleaning underneath my nails with random objects like knives and safety pins, and balancing pennies and pens and any other object within my reach. And I always straighten things to 90 degrees.

What’s the first thought you ever remember?

hey the big people arnt watching…..Ill run and hide,,,,I run doun the hall ,were my dad finds me, and playfuly says I found you. What is the frist alcoholic drink you ever had?

An entire fifth of Wild Turkey. And to this day I cannot stand even the smell of it.

What was the strangest thing you ever witnessed while taking public transportation?

In the school bus one day I noticed someone washing their teeth in there.

Would you rather have sex in front of your grandparents, or have them have sex in front of you, and why?