If you were bitten by a rhinoceros, would you get a cold?

What do those two things have to do with each other?

Rhinovirus

Conversely, I’ve had chicken pox but I’m relatively certain I didn’t get it from a chicken.

Twee!

No, the two are not related. Despite the name.

Yes. And if I was bitten by a giraffe I’d get a sore throat.

Thank god hot dogs don’t have teeth!

Stay away also from Ursus Horribilis

@Bri_L , I avoid cockatiels for that very reason.

No, but I would sue the fuck out of Jack Hanna.

No. Were it a radioactive Rhinoceros you would gain the proportionate strength, speed and agility of a Rhinoceros – thus transforming you into Rhino Man.

With great power comes great horn.

@Blondesjon even Jay Han knew you don’t fuck with a rhino dude

@cprevite Have you been drinking coffee today? lol

maybe not coffee

something a bit more stout than coffee, methinks!

Edited to add: And I’m ticked. If he’s drinking something more stout than coffee and not sharing, that is not very nice, is it?

@SirBailey -LURVE!! Haha.

Yes, especially if it was a zombie rhinoceros

If I was bitten by a Rhino, I’d probably get Tetanus or Gangrene knowing my luck.

Sorry, no coffee today – but I was reading comic books.

@cprevite That would have been my second guess.

I thought all that Rhinos are good for is stamping out camp fires, which is a good thing during a drought, but not so good if you are cold and hungry.

Beware the Sea Rhinoceros.

No, I’d get a fever.

If you were bitten by a rhinoceros you would not live long enough to catch a cold. It is one of the worst tempered creatures in all of Africa. The question is moot.

I think this is a blonde question, my answer: you don’t get rhinovirus from a rhino

Nor rhinoplasty.

@AstroChuck: You do sometimes get up my nose.

Then my job is done here.

I never knew Gail did AstroCoke. Learn something new every day.