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J0E's avatar

How lazy are you?

Asked by J0E (13092 points ) July 22nd, 2009

Sometimes moving my hand from the keyboard to the mouse seems like a chore…

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Blondesjon's avatar

I am just lazy enou

eponymoushipster's avatar

not motivated enough to tell you.

applesaucemanny's avatar

when I need to get something done I don’t get lazy unless I think it’s really useless

cak's avatar

Not lazy enough. I think my son prevents me from mastering my laziness.

J0E's avatar

too lazy to respond…oh crap

Ivan's avatar

I usually stay up for about 2 hours after I’m tired because I’m too lazy to go to bed.

J0E's avatar

@cak I have a PhD in laziness.

cak's avatar

@J0E – I bow to you…I’m not there, yet.

J0E's avatar

@Ivan I do the same thing.

@cak don’t give up!

chyna's avatar

Too busy (read lazy) to do laundry this weekend so I bought new undies instead of washing.

cak's avatar

Trying to be lazy is a bit of an oxymoron, isn’t it?

eponymoushipster's avatar

@chyna a great alternative to that? commando. trust me

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

If I have to work then I’m not lazy but if I have a day off and someone to share it with then I can be as lazy as staying in bed all damned day long, getting up only to drink water, snack, rinse off and get back in that bed.

Facade's avatar

I don’t think I’m lazy, just lethargic…

peyton_farquhar's avatar

Meh, I’ll think of a clever answer later.

J0E's avatar

@cak It takes effort to be lazy

cak's avatar

@chyna You are cracking me up, today.

nikipedia's avatar

laziness = maximizing efficiency

Dog's avatar

I am with @cak 4 kids are really hampering my inactivity.

whatthefluther's avatar

I’ve mastered laziness…...and I’m proud of it!

Jude's avatar

Lately? Plenty. I’ve just spent the last 4 hours sitting on my ass and Fluthering.

jonsblond's avatar

Frozen pizza for dinner tonight.
too lazy to cook

J0E's avatar

@jonsblond Sometimes I’ll be sitting around and I think “I am really hungry” but then I just keep sitting there because I am too lazy to get up and make something to eat.

whatthefluther's avatar

How many people do you know that drink beer through a straw cuz they’re too lazy to lift the bottle? Causes gas…but that too shall pass!!!!!!!!

Tink's avatar

I’m too lazy to even think about being lazy

chyna's avatar

@jonsblond I hope you thawed it and cooked it, or were you too lazy?

jonsblond's avatar

@J0E I’ve only got an Associates Degree in Laziness.

tinyfaery's avatar

Too lazy to eat.
Too lazy to sleep.
Too lazy to go get my computer so I’m fluthering on my iPhone.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I feel so lazy sometimes that I wish other Jellies would finish my answers for me. This is not one of those occasions.~

jamielynn2328's avatar

So lazy, i forgot to eat today…

whatthefluther's avatar

@J0E….I had to face my laziness head on just to get the mouse moving to GQ you….I see the rest of the jellies are too lazy to even do that!

fireinthepriory's avatar

I’m lazy in terms of wanting things to go FAST. I’ll do something a much harder way so long as it’s faster. For example, today I needed two buckets of water. It’s faster to carry two buckets of water down the hall than it would be to roll the huge bin of water (that thing rolls SLOW, plus I’d have to roll it back…), even though it’s certainly easier to roll the bin. I invariably will carry the buckets. :)

Edit: Oh, shit, that’s… that’s the opposite of lazy. Uhhhh, forget I posted…. sneaks away from this question…

jonsblond's avatar

@chyna We had to run warm water on my daughter’s tongue because it stuck to the pizza. Oh what a night!

J0E's avatar

@tinyfaery been there.

whatthefluther's avatar

Windows 7 is supposed to have a pretty good voice recognition program….now if I’m not too lazy to utter the words I’m tossing my mouse and keyboard out the window (if I’m not too lazy to toss them that is…....they’ll probably just sit around and collect dust….lots of dust cuz I’m laziest when it c9omes to dusting…....or correcting typos it seems.)....wtf

J0E's avatar

Bow down to the God of Laziness

jrpowell's avatar

I will make a grilled cheese sandwich in a microwave. A fucking microwave

And I will piss outside since that only requires going up one set of stairs. The real bathroom is up two flights of stairs. And I will piss in a Snapple bottle if I don’t want to walk.

AstroChuck's avatar

How catholic is the pope?

J0E's avatar

@johnpowell that’s some olympic caliber stuff…

jonsblond's avatar

@johnpowell My daughter is so used to the microwave grilled cheese, she asks for it that way.

Ivan's avatar

You know, it never actually occurred to me to make a grilled cheese sandwich in the microwave. That sounds kind of good right about now.

J0E's avatar

@Ivan don’t burn your mouth

cak's avatar

I didn’t know you could make a grilled cheese in the microwave. I’m impressed. I thought it would be too chewy.

jrpowell's avatar

@Ivan :: the key is to toast the bread first.

Ivan's avatar

Don’t worry, I was too lazy to get the bread and cheese around, so I just made myself a bowl of cereal.

@johnpowell

Ahh… thanks for the tip.

whatthefluther's avatar

@Ivan…Hope you weren’t too lazy to add milk….happens to me often….usually eat it right out of the box

benjaminlevi's avatar

So lazy that I am typing this instead of doing my chemistry homework.

J0E's avatar

@killertofu nice answer, but better username!

Tink's avatar

@J0E Whats wrong with tofu??

nikipedia's avatar

@Tink1113: You just made me feel old for the first time.

Tink's avatar

@nikipedia Whad I do??

Tink's avatar

@J0E Lurve!!!

ShanEnri's avatar

I need to sleep on it!

LuckyGuy's avatar

I pee in the shower sometimes. Does that count?

Tink's avatar

Is that why your name is worriedguy?

J0E's avatar

@worriedguy who doesn’t do that? if they say they don’t they are lying!

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Tink1113 wouldn’t he be pissedguy if that was why?

kenmc's avatar

I’m too lazy to think of anything clever to write.

what else is new?!

Tink's avatar

@eponymoushipster Hmm probably, I wonder…

jonsblond's avatar

<———- Shower pisser

eponymoushipster's avatar

@jonsblond yeah, but @Blondesjon probably asks first…

augustlan's avatar

Jimmy Neutron movie: “I’m peeing! In the shower!”... “I’m still doin’ it!”

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

Too lazy to explain my laziness.

Tink's avatar

Wow we can tell whatthefluther is not lazy!! Half an hour at it!

Darwin's avatar

According to the official test of personal laziness, I am lazy, but not that lazy. I’m just a slacker. What it said:

“Here’s the deal. You’re not that lazy—you’re just not very motivated. As long as you’ve got a few basic comforts and a general lack of worries in life, you’re good. You don’t like words like “goals” and “effort” because they remind you of work which, gross. You’d rather coast through life like an inner tube floating down a river on a warm summer day or a hammock swaying in the breeze. You probably don’t mind if people call you lazy, but it’s not really accurate. You’re just takin’ it easy. If life’s a car, you’re happy to let someone else do the driving—you’d rather be in the passenger seat, watching the world go by.”

That inner tube would be the one on the Guadalupe River, the one with the cold beer in the cup-holder.

And then there is this:

“Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.”

tiffyandthewall's avatar

this feels like a competition.

tiffyandthewall's avatar

edit button’s gone, but @J0E i cannot lurve you enough for making that doug reference! my friend and i were blasting songs from the beets the other day in her car…

Supacase's avatar

Too lazy to come up with my own answer so I’ll just glom on to @Ivan, @jonsblond and @johnpowell. I stay up b/c I’m too lazy to go to bed. Pizza and microwave cheese sandwiches (which I have an exact recipe for) are part of my regular diet.

whatthefluther's avatar

It’s now 8:28PM PDT….let’s see when I get off my ass and reach for my mouse to hit the “Answer! button….......well it’s 11:58PM….3–½ hours of laziness is enough! Do I win?
@Tink1113….you didn’t really think I was composing that entire time did you? I’m no @dalepetrie!

Tink's avatar

@whatthefluther Clever clever you are, you win!!! Dammit! You’ve earned my respect Sir.Whatthefluther

jonsblond's avatar

@Tink1113 He’s not clever. wtf is a lazy f*ck! ;)

whatthefluther's avatar

@Tink1113…. @jonsblond is correct as usual….and I’ll count that as a yes vote that I win (well I’d tally it on my scoreboard, but I’m too lazy to look for it). I sure hope the prize is not a Muppets jacket! See ya…wtf

Tink's avatar

@jonsblond Ha ;)
@whatthefluther You totally win a Muppets jacket :P

prasad's avatar

All you lazy flutherites!
Oops, I too am one of them

Leanne1986's avatar

If I can get away with doing very little then I will. However, I try to make sure that everything that needs to be done is complete before I let myself be lazy.

Hambayuti's avatar

Lazy enough, at times. In a Karen Walker (from Will and Grace) level when she says “Honey, I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm.”

ratboy's avatar

I married a pregnant woman.

cak's avatar

I did it. I am lazy today. I was so lazy, I never changed out of my pjs. In fact, I didn’t want to brush my hair, either – so I just grabbed a headband. I didn’t want to put contacts in, that took too much effort, so glasses are on, today. I did manage to move from the bed to the couch, but I didn’t do a darn thing. :)

Blondesjon's avatar

@cak . . .you are sooo hot…

cak's avatar

@Blondesjon so, you’re into that wild woman hair…kind of all over the place look, huh? I do have my sexy librarian glasses on. My husband’s favorite glasses. ;~)

Blondesjon's avatar

@cak . . .lol. nope. just forgot the tilde. :)

boffin's avatar

Hmmm…

augustlan's avatar

Too lazy to mod this question.

tinyfaery's avatar

@augustlan Has THE best answer.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

I don’t think I’m so much lazy as I am tired, most of the time

jonsblond's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Two little ones will do that to you!

@cak Don’t let Jon fool you. He lurves wild woman hair!

J0E's avatar

@augustlan don’t even joke about that

monkeygirl's avatar

Im lazy as can be!!! I don’t even want to think…...

J0E's avatar

Wasn’t very lazy today, played 18 games of volleyball in a tourney..ugh.

J0E's avatar

…and I haven’t moved since.

ahtenus's avatar

Not to lazy i guess.

A trick that works good if your feeling tired is to act like your really alert and after a couple of minutes you feel just as alert as you acted like you where. Fake it till you make it…

monkeygirl's avatar

not that lazy

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