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Any one know what it's called when you eat sushi off of a person?

Asked by Mrgelastic (513points) August 11th, 2009

I’m looking to do something interesting dfor my friends birthday, and he likes sushi and women.Is there a name for a restaurant that does that kinda stuff?

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lefteh's avatar

Hadaka Sushi in Vegas…not sure where you’re located.

eponymoushipster's avatar

sexy. it’s called sexy.

i don’t know of a specific term, but i’m sure a google search of “naked sushi” and your city’s name will produce valid results.

Bri_L's avatar

@Mrgelastic – Welcome to fluther.

I was going to say lucky.

syz's avatar

Uh, yuck.

teh_kvlt_liberal's avatar

It’s called
teh_kvlt_liberal’s dream

chyna's avatar

I would call it gross.

Darwin's avatar

I would call it a great way to exchange germs. Make sure to have your flu shot before you go.

teh_kvlt_liberal's avatar

I hope the girl is for dessert ;)
Me and thomas the tofu can share her

rebbel's avatar

What’s that fishy smell?

PerryDolia's avatar

Naughty Uni

TheNimrod's avatar

Nyotaimori

Sounds like a good time

marinelife's avatar

Pretty fishy behavior.

MissAusten's avatar

I think it’s called a public health hazard. Also, I think it’s called IJTUIMMALB. I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little Bit.

But then again, I don’t like sushi, so my opinion may be biased.

eponymoushipster's avatar

if i saw this going down, i’d have to say: wasabi wit dat?

teh_kvlt_liberal's avatar

I don’t see how this is disgusting at all.
I mean it’s just raw fish, rice, seaweed and some veggies, jeez.

Darwin's avatar

I should think you would have to consume the sushi quickly for health reasons. It is supposed to be cold, but it would be lying on a surface that approaches 98 degrees. Thus, if you are going to eat sushi like that it shouldn’t be very much and you need to be fast.

wundayatta's avatar

It’s called A MESS!!!!

MissAusten's avatar

@Darwin “It shouldn’t be very much and you need to be fast.” Well, I don’t think that’s much of a problem for a lot of guys. badump bump!

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Darwin would that be the definition of a “hot mess”? ;)

The_Compassionate_Heretic's avatar

It sounds exploitative.

Mrgelastic's avatar

Lol thanks for the answers, turns out they don’t do that in miami :\

teh_kvlt_liberal's avatar

Then you can get some hot girls and put sushi on them!
BRILLIANT

Darwin's avatar

I suspect your friend would be just as happy with cold beer and cold sushi, or with cold beer and a hot date.

Mrgelastic's avatar

Oh how much i enjoy fluther.

nikipedia's avatar

@Mrgelastic: Moments like this are why Craig’s List was invented….surely there’s a girl in Miami looking to make a few extra bucks…

PerryDolia's avatar

@teh_kvlt_liberal I’m with you on this one.

Its gotta be worth a try.

Darwin's avatar

Doesn’t he have a girlfriend? Isn’t this something she should give him for his birthday?

whatthefluther's avatar

I prefer my naked women with dessert: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, honey, perhaps fresh fruit. I’m sure your friend wouldn’t mind. Actually I suggest skipping the main course, keeping the sushi on ice and going straight to dessert. Then tomorrow, you and your buddy can put that sushi to its best use….fishing bait!

charliecompany34's avatar

uh, kinky? like i want to eat that freshwater smell? forgive me for not reading the details. i just jumped right in on answering this one.

jeanna's avatar

Naked Woman + Sushi = jeanna’s fantasy

Yum. It’s sexy, healthy and just awesome. If I was in Miami, and single, I’d do it. Hmm. This gives me an idea…

Supacase's avatar

24 hours until food poisoning?

chyna's avatar

@Supacase Ugh, can you imagine the smell of puked up sushi?

samanthabarnum's avatar

I noticed no one gave you the answer in this entire threat. It’s called Nyotaimori, and it’s delicious and sexy all at the same time.

tinyfaery's avatar

Talk about objectification. Woman is no longer just a sex object but a table as well. Nice.~

samanthabarnum's avatar

Scratch that, someone did give the answer, sorry!

kenmc's avatar

@jeanna I would sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo eat sushi off of you. With out chop sticks.

eponymoushipster's avatar

i was thinking, without permission, this would be called assault.

kenmc's avatar

@eponymoushipster Doing anything to someone without permission is assault.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@boots potato, pot-ah-to.

kenmc's avatar

@eponymoushipster BOIL ‘EM MASH ‘EM STICK ‘EM IN A STU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asmonet's avatar

Why does everyone think it’s disgusting?

There a stringent guidelines for the models and no food is served off their skin, they all have large leafy greens covering their naughties fully.

And some women even wear undergarments under that.

I wouldn’t eat it, but I don’t like sushi. :)

eponymoushipster's avatar

@asmonet the picture on wikipedia doesn’t show leaves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_sushi

jeanna's avatar

@asmonet Seriously. Maybe they just really hate sushi. Or maybe they’re prudes! It’s ok. More sushi for me.

kenmc's avatar

@jeanna We should do this. I <3 sushi and I <3 your body. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

augustlan's avatar

I’m certain my husband would love this, as long as it was done privately. I don’t think he’d be into sharing it with a crowd. ;-)

filmfann's avatar

Any one know what it’s called when you eat sushi off of a person? A California Roll?

Supacase's avatar

Ugh, @chyna, I would rather not!

Jude's avatar

In order for me to do this, the leafy bit is a must.

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