Google Chrome: Aw Snap Error?

Can anyone help me figure out why Google Chrome is giving me this Aw, Snap! Something went wrong while displaying this webpage Error?

I have looked all over Google Chrome Help section. This seems to be a very common problem.

It is ironically crashing for every Google site (Gmail, Gcal, etc.).

This is the third time I have attempted to install it on my machine.

I have made sure that my antivirus protection is not blocking Chrome (via this suggestion).

I have created a new browser user profile.

I have appended the Chrome shortcut.

None of these tactics are working. Actually, the shortcut option made it worse: there was a crash window in addition to the Aw, Snap window.

All this is very cute, to somebody, I guess but I thought it would be nice to actually use this browser. It seems lightening-fast and perfect for using Google products.