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Three spots on tip of penis?

Asked by Bcavalier (3points) September 19th, 2009

So I was in the shower and I looked down and saw three really small faint spots in the formation of a triangle on the left side of the penis head. I’m getting kinda scared and I’m only 14.

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dpworkin's avatar

Freckles. I promise. (You can see a dermatologist if you’re still scared, but believe me, it’s freckles.)

Sarcasm's avatar

Show it to your mom. Mother always knows best.

dpworkin's avatar

Dads know stuff.

DrasticDreamer's avatar

Yeah, in that case I would suggest showing dad, since he has the same anatomy. @pdworkin said freckles and that’s what it sounds like to me. Are they brownish or tan? As long as they aren’t white and bumped up I think you’re okay.

buster's avatar

Are you a virgin?

teh_kvlt_liberal's avatar

Don’t show it to your creepy uncle

MissAusten's avatar

You have The Mark. Shave your head, ask a priest to bless you, sell all of your belongings, and move to Tibet.

OK, really, I think they are freckles or moles. I also agree that you should ask your dad or some other male figure that you feel comfortable with. Even your mom, who, even though she doesn’t have a penis, may know a thing or two about them. If you don’t have someone like that, bring it up at your next checkup.

My husband has a rather large mole in roughly the same spot. I’ll have to ask him when it showed up.

dpworkin's avatar

I’ve had ‘em. I remember the feeling of worrying about it. I was very relieved to find out that it was not a problem. I was about your age. Remember, it was just Summer – you probably went swimming and stuff, and got a little sun exposure through your clothing.

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

A tiny predator has targeted your penis for destruction. You know.. like a predator… with the dreadlocks.. and the garbage disposal face… with the… ok nevermind..

Ivan's avatar

Any three non-collinear points form a triangle.

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

@Ivan Even non-collinear points are collinear if you just pick up the paper and turn it sideways. xD

dpworkin's avatar

Quit turning this lid’s penis sideways just so you two can play connect-the-dots.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@Bcavalier Just listen to about half of what’s been posted here. LOL Now it’s up to you to determine which half.

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

Yeah, don’t listen to me. I’m just trying to make light of the situation.. It’s a freckle dude.

gailcalled's avatar

Google “Penis freckle” and see what turns up. It is a very common concern, apparently.

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

@gailcalled Bcavalier and the Penis Freckles would be a good name for a band.

teh_kvlt_liberal's avatar

Supported by…Alice Pooper!

gailcalled's avatar

@evelyns_pet_zebra: Not bad, but who is B Cavalier?

@tet_ Ya gotta raise the bar, please.

teh_kvlt_liberal's avatar

??
There’s no tet around here

dpworkin's avatar

Kindly lay off @Bcavalier, He is worried, it is a difficult topic, he’s 14, and he came to us for help.

gailcalled's avatar

@pdworkin: You are right, of course. I was not paying attention. (It’s Milo’s fault, as usual.) I remember the obsessive things I worried about when I was 14.

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

@pdworkin, no harm intended, it is obvious he should listen to you, you being a Dad and all. Your advice was best, and he should take it to heart. I wish I’d had someone like you to talk to when I had personal issues. @Bcavalier, don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be fine. oh crap, that sounded like i was patronizing him, didn’t it? Now you know why I don’t have kids.

@gailcalled Bcavalier is the OP.

gailcalled's avatar

@evelyns_pet_zebra: I finally figured that out (What exactly does OP stand for, anyway? Old person, operator, obvious perp, other people?)

I can’t imagine my son ever asking me about penis freckles when he was 14. Of course, he had two slightly older step-brothers and I think they discussed all the taboo subjects among themselves, thereby saving me the embarrassment.

Sarcasm's avatar

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majorrich's avatar

Probably not a problem. The only caveat to this may be if they grow larger, or change, or become sore or itch. Then you might ask mom or dad to get you an appointment to have them looked at. Just kind of check ‘em out occasionally. Not too often or you will go blind! :-D

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