OK, OK….I fucked up big time. As I mentioned in my belated note to @laureth in her celebration thread, I was off to take a nap before likewise catching up with that joyous jelly, the incomparable @casheroo. OK, I did take a slight detour prior to the nap because @Zen posted a question and when ever I see a Zen question, something compels me to check it out because…. well, because its a fucking Zen question. Enough said! (OK, because they are always quite good and lots of fun). So I shared a bit of verse, was showered with kind words and a fair share of lurve and found my way to bed, quite content, for that brief nap.
But, upon my return, I failed to go directly to the @casheroo celebration. I found myself a bit behind in reviewing activity in threads in which I had participated and figured I would do some quick catch-up first. One of those questions was from a very tall young man who felt awkward and that people were staring at him. I had offered some consolation and advice and remarked that Dr_C had provided some excellent first-hand advice as he is also very tall (as is @markyy by the way, who has an inch on the doctor and two inches on the OP…............in height dammit…why must all your minds go filthy when I’m talking? (I must find out why I bring out both the best and the worst in people….hey, maybe I have a fluther question, there).
Anyhow, later in that thread the good @Dr_C included a link to the fluther photobucket, and yes I went there (@Dr_C is one handsome hunk by the way, even first thing on a Friday morning). I have never seen so many photos of such beautiful people and thumbed through them all with delight. One caught my eye of a beautiful woman shrieking as she was about to be devoured by what appeared to be a sardine made huge and frightening with the help of special effects.
I had seen that gorgeous face several photos prior and I noticed the caption….it was that dear @casheroo who I was certain, by now, must have felt I was avoiding her celebration. And she had made a remark in @dog’s thread, but the truth is I haven’t felt all that well and haven’t been able to spend as much time here as I would like.
We know @casheroo adores her family and loves spending time with them. There is a precious photo of her first born, “the real cash” in a peanut costume with the biggest and cutest smile I’ve ever seen on a kid this side of @AstroChuck. And then there is the photo of @casheroo with Mr. Casheroo, who I must say, is extremely handsome and quite the hunk himself. @casheroo, do tell that man of yours that I read his smirk and eyes loud and clear….they are saying, “yes she is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous and she is all mine, so eat your fucking heart out whatthefluther or what-ever-the-fuck-your name is” (OK, I get it, but does he have to curse at me? And would you politely tell him from me that if he is as protective of you as his photo suggests that he best switch sides with you in bed so he’d be closer to the door and can provide suitable protection in the event of an intrusion). And @casheroo is indeed stunning. And being well into her second trimester with number two on the way, I imagine an added glow on that face and I just melt…...........
OK, this is getting way too long, so I’m going to wrap it up. However, there is one lingering question I have that I must get an answer to. You see, @casheroo admitted to all that she does indeed have a sexual fetish but would not tell us what it was. Well, I know she adores french toast (undoubtedly, in addition to pancakes) so I suggested that perhaps her fetish included her favorite breakfast food in some manner. I know it can’t include plain old drinking water which I know she hates, and I hope to the fluther gods that it has nothing to do with the clothes she has already set aside to donate to charity as she does regularly twice a year, every year. Come to think of it, she completely ignored my wild ass guess about the french toast! Hey monkey man, I believe I nailed it! You owe me a philly cheese steak sandwich and several bottles of beer!
Congratulations dear @casheroo on your well-deserved milestone. I hope you’ll accept my apology for my tardiness. Sending you my very best and a whole lot of lurve and love…..Gary/wtf
PS: Um…now, ah, do you hold the syrup and how do you actually hold that syrup? And what about all that fresh whole creamy butter?
@sccrowell, help me… I’m melting for the second time in this brief response and I swear there is nothing going on between @casheroo and me…I’m just a romantic old man and you know I’m a sucker for a beautiful face like yours sweetheart which is the most beautiful of them all!
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